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9.1/10 (1119 votes)
#1

Finishing the Hat

S8:E23
May 13, 2012

Everything that begins must eventually end. This episode of beginnings and endings walks us both backwards and forwards as we take our final stroll down Wisteria Lane.

nlellouche Feb 23, 2018

cried the first time, and cried again 6 years later

8.8/10 (775 votes)
#2

Give Me the Blame

S8:E22
May 13, 2012

Bree's trial finally comes to an end with a surprise confession. Tom takes steps to finalize his divorce.

owjoao Nov 13, 2016

I am out of breathe.

8.3/10 (569 votes)
#3

Putting It Together

S8:E9
Dec 4, 2011

Gabrielle, thinking the worst, goes on a frenzied search for Carlos after he unexpectedly checks out of rehab. Meanwhile, a desolate Bree goes on a drinking binge and finds herself in a desperate situation.

lemicomo Oct 1, 2024

This season is absolutely killing it! Every episode has me on the edge of my seat. I still have no i...

8.2/10 (699 votes)
#4

Secrets That I Never Want to Know

S8:E1
Sep 25, 2011

While Bree gives Chuck a ride, a smell becomes noticeable; Gabrielle seeks out a priest in order to help Carlos with his problem; Ben Faulkner, a new neighbor, meets Renee; Susan withdraws from her friends because of what happened to Alejandro.

lemicomo Sep 18, 2024

While I appreciate seeing Carlos take a central role in this season's major storyline, it’s frustrat...

8.2/10 (647 votes)
#5

Women and Death

S8:E17
Mar 18, 2012

On the day of a beloved Wisteria Lane resident's funeral, each of the housewives recalls the effect this person had on her life. Meanwhile, Bree is stunned when she's called in for questioning about the murder of Gaby's stepfather, Alejandro.

ljanew Oct 10, 2023

So devastating. Truly one of the best DH couples, even though I am not the biggest Susan fan…

8.1/10 (544 votes)
#6

What's to Discuss, Old Friend?

S8:E10
Jan 8, 2012

"What's to Discuss, Old Friend" is the 167th episode of the ABC television series Desperate Housewives. It is the tenth episode of the show's eighth season and was broadcast on January 8, 2012.

Haibara Nov 7, 2018

Susan has reached a completely new low in this season. Everything she does is so _stupid_. It's infu...

8.1/10 (625 votes)
#7

You Take for Granted

S8:E16
Mar 11, 2012

Susan talks Mike into going to the police when she discovers that Ben's loan shark is out to get him; Mrs. McCluskey, who's dying of cancer, asks Bree to help her commit suicide; Tom's girlfriend, Jane, stuns Lynette at Penny's birthday party; Carlos behaves oddly on his first day back at work, and Gaby is worried.

djats Oct 3, 2023

It’s been over ten years and Mike’s death still makes me sob uncontrollably

8.0/10 (527 votes)
#8

Suspicion Song

S8:E8
Nov 13, 2011

Detective Chuck Vance begins harassing Bree as his suspicions about her involvement in the disappearance of Alejandro grow; after using the murder of Gaby's stepfather as inspiration for her art school projects, Susan must find a way to graciously decline art school teacher Andre's (Miguel Ferrer) invitation to display and sell her paintings at a gallery showing; when Carlos's drinking gets in the way of his ability to work, Gaby goes to The Office in an effort to save his business from losing a multi-million dollar account; and on the occasion of their 22-year anniversary, Lynette comes up with a plan to try to salvage her marriage to Tom.

lemicomo Sep 30, 2024

Of course Bree had to go back to drinking, as if the writers hadn’t made enough uninspired choices t...

8.0/10 (518 votes)
#9

Get Out of My Life

S8:E14
Feb 19, 2012

Susan discovers the identity of the father of Julie's baby, and Orson makes it his duty to nurse Bree back to health. When Mrs. McCluskey throws Roy out of the house, Gabrielle takes him in and is reluctant to help get them back together when he proves to be an invaluable disciplinarian to her kids. Meanwhile, after getting used to her alone time, Lynette is furious when Porter and Preston are evicted from their apartment and try to move back home, and Mike informs Renee of Ben's dire circumstances with a loan shark.

rosenyx Oct 1, 2023

wow, susan is THE worst

8.0/10 (529 votes)
#10

The People Will Hear

S8:E21
May 6, 2012

In the penultimate episode leading into the two-hour finale of this landmark series, as her trial nears, Bree begins to fall for her attorney, Trip; Susan becomes concerned when Julie doubts Porter's commitment to be a hands-on father to their unborn baby; as Tom gets closer to being transferred to India for his job - thanks to Lynette - she begins to have second thoughts and tries to convince his boss to rescind the move; and the ladies are shocked about Gaby's nonchalant attitude as Bree continues to stand trial and take the fall for Carlos in the murder of Alejandro.

lemicomo Oct 19, 2024

I’m glad Lynette finally realizes how she's been manipulating Tom into doing what she wants, only to...

7.9/10 (511 votes)
#11

Always in Control

S8:E7
Nov 6, 2011

Bree is stunned when she learns who dug up the body of Gaby's stepfather; jealousy rears its ugly head when Lynette begins to spread untruths to daughter Penny about Tom's new girlfriend; Gaby and Carlos must convince Lee and Bob that Juanita and Celia aren't the bad seeds that they used to be when they want to name them in their will as guardians; and Susan desperately searches her inner self to find what inspires her in order to better her art and impress her hard-to-please art teacher, Andre.

Haibara Nov 6, 2018

I'm rewatching the show, so I already knew Susan would paint the murder, but it still pisses me off ...

7.9/10 (515 votes)
#12

She Needs Me

S8:E15
Mar 4, 2012

Susan offers to help the father of Julie's baby raise the child; Bree agrees to go to Maine with Orson - perhaps for good; Karen pleads with Gaby not to tell Roy about her condition; and the loan shark who threatened Ben sets out to ruin Renee.

lemicomo Oct 8, 2024

Poor Bree can’t catch a break. Now the police are onto them again. Did she really think she could di...

7.8/10 (528 votes)
#13

With So Little To Be Sure Of

S8:E19
Apr 1, 2012

Carlos gets concerned about Gabrielle's new job; an affair makes Susan suspicious; the police ask a hotel owner about Alejandro's whereabouts; Bree needs a lawyer's help in order to get her charges of Alejandro Perez's murder cleared. Jane served to Lynette their divorce papers.

heyflp Aug 9, 2022

Gaby’s plot was fun! I laughed so hard at her sales tactics and worse it worked. The customers were ...

7.8/10 (537 votes)
#14

Lost My Power

S8:E20
Apr 29, 2012

With Mike gone, Susan attempts to build a car for MJ's father-and-son school soapbox derby; Bree's attorney, Trip, learns of her previous drunken sexual spree and needs her to come clean about it in order to help strengthen her case; Lynette tries to cause some negative friction between Tom and his girlfriend, Jane, by flirting with his boss and getting him to pile more work on her estranged husband; Gaby is furious with Carlos when he tries to poach one of her rich, personal shopper clients (Doris Roberts) and talk her into helping with his newly formed charity organization; and Renee discovers that Ben is keeping a secret from her about his involvement with Bree -- and the body found at his work site.

lemicomo Oct 18, 2024

The lengths Lynette goes to in manipulating Tom’s relationship with Jane are pretty concerning. If t...

7.7/10 (521 votes)
#15

The Art of Making Art

S8:E5
Oct 23, 2011

Tom and Lynette visit a couples counselor about their separation; Bree tries to help a city council about the homeless; Carlos is in a guilty situation; Susan is embarrassed about Andre's students being naked in class.

lemicomo Sep 23, 2024

Oh please please please, don’t make Carlos an alcoholic, at this point that’s just a boring and unin...

7.7/10 (524 votes)
#16

Witch's Lament

S8:E6
Oct 30, 2011

Susan grows suspicious about Amy's affair with Andre; a delivery man tries to deliver a package for Lynette; a man speaks to a sponsor from A.A. about a blackout; the housewives are in the woods with the shovels, but they're being watched.

heyflp Jul 25, 2022

God, what a bitter character this Andre Zeller is, man. One weekend every 30 days is the time he spe...

7.7/10 (524 votes)
#17

What's the Good of Being Good?

S8:E12
Jan 22, 2012

Karen McCluskey finds out about Bree's sex life and interferes, Bree bumps into one of her many conquests unexpectedly, Gabby shares her past with the widow of Alejandro, and after introducing them, Renee ends up paying the price when the date between her hairdresser and Lynette doesn't go well.

lemicomo Oct 4, 2024

Desperate Housewives has mostly stood the test of time, but this episode really missed the mark. Bre...

7.6/10 (548 votes)
#18

Making the Connection

S8:E2
Oct 2, 2011

Gabrielle teaches Carlos how to dance on a strip pole; Susan seeks out a punishment for feeling guilty; Renee bonds with one of the customers at a senior center; Tom and Lynette wonder why Parker was at a late night party; Bree discovers Chuck's past.

heyflp Jul 20, 2022

Carlos’ expression in bed after having “failed” was funny. And I found Gaby quite amusing trying to ...

7.6/10 (510 votes)
#19

Is This What You Call Love?

S8:E13
Feb 12, 2012

Bree's sexual escapades are getting out of hand and help comes from an unexpected source, Susan learns that Julie is pregnant, and Gabby has to deal with a situation at Juanita's school.

lemicomo Oct 5, 2024

Honestly, good for Brie for standing her ground. Her so-called "friends" decide to intervene, acting...

7.6/10 (526 votes)
#20

Any Moment

S8:E18
Mar 25, 2012

Bree is not so sure about Andrew's upcoming marriage; Gabrielle tries to find work in an employment agency in order to teach Carlos and the kids a lesson; Lynette plans to win back Tom at any cost; Susan's parenting skills concern Julie; Ben asks Renee to marry him.

heyflp Aug 8, 2022

Andrew hasn’t shown his face since last season. And his plot in this episode was very fun, and unusu...

7.5/10 (533 votes)
#21

Watch While I Revise the World

S8:E3
Oct 9, 2011

Lee has a problem with Jenny; Susan and Carlos attempt to find the people responsible for tagging the wall with graffiti; Lynette grows suspicious of Lydia and her fiancé.

ljanew Oct 2, 2023

Chuck is amazing truly 😂 One second he loves Bree, other second he feels nothing for her? Amazing

7.5/10 (524 votes)
#22

School of Hard Knocks

S8:E4
Oct 16, 2011

While at a yoga class, Lynette and Renee spy on Jane, Tom's new girlfriend; Gabrielle tries to affect change at a PTA meeting; Bree discovers what Danielle is up to; Susan battles with art class teacher Andre Zeller.

ljanew Oct 3, 2023

Chuck honestly disgusts me! Poor Bree

7.4/10 (521 votes)
#23

Who Can Say What's True?

S8:E11
Jan 15, 2012

While in Oklahoma, Susan learns that the late Alejandro has been sexually abusing his 15 year old step-daughter, Marisa, just like he abused Gabby years earlier. Meanwhile, Bree gets an unpleasant surprise from a man she meets in a bar, Gabrielle tries to bluff her way through a business dinner in order to woo a potential client for Carlos, and Mike catches Ben doing something he shouldn't do to try to salvage his faltering real estate project.

lemicomo Oct 3, 2024

I'm glad Susan is feeling more optimistic about her guilty conscience. I mean, I’d feel the same in ...

7.4/10 (521 votes)
#1

Who Can Say What's True?

S8:E11
Jan 15, 2012

While in Oklahoma, Susan learns that the late Alejandro has been sexually abusing his 15 year old step-daughter, Marisa, just like he abused Gabby years earlier. Meanwhile, Bree gets an unpleasant surprise from a man she meets in a bar, Gabrielle tries to bluff her way through a business dinner in order to woo a potential client for Carlos, and Mike catches Ben doing something he shouldn't do to try to salvage his faltering real estate project.

lemicomo Oct 3, 2024

I'm glad Susan is feeling more optimistic about her guilty conscience. I mean, I’d feel the same in ...

7.5/10 (533 votes)
#2

Watch While I Revise the World

S8:E3
Oct 9, 2011

Lee has a problem with Jenny; Susan and Carlos attempt to find the people responsible for tagging the wall with graffiti; Lynette grows suspicious of Lydia and her fiancé.

ljanew Oct 2, 2023

Chuck is amazing truly 😂 One second he loves Bree, other second he feels nothing for her? Amazing

7.5/10 (524 votes)
#3

School of Hard Knocks

S8:E4
Oct 16, 2011

While at a yoga class, Lynette and Renee spy on Jane, Tom's new girlfriend; Gabrielle tries to affect change at a PTA meeting; Bree discovers what Danielle is up to; Susan battles with art class teacher Andre Zeller.

ljanew Oct 3, 2023

Chuck honestly disgusts me! Poor Bree

7.6/10 (548 votes)
#4

Making the Connection

S8:E2
Oct 2, 2011

Gabrielle teaches Carlos how to dance on a strip pole; Susan seeks out a punishment for feeling guilty; Renee bonds with one of the customers at a senior center; Tom and Lynette wonder why Parker was at a late night party; Bree discovers Chuck's past.

heyflp Jul 20, 2022

Carlos’ expression in bed after having “failed” was funny. And I found Gaby quite amusing trying to ...

7.6/10 (510 votes)
#5

Is This What You Call Love?

S8:E13
Feb 12, 2012

Bree's sexual escapades are getting out of hand and help comes from an unexpected source, Susan learns that Julie is pregnant, and Gabby has to deal with a situation at Juanita's school.

lemicomo Oct 5, 2024

Honestly, good for Brie for standing her ground. Her so-called "friends" decide to intervene, acting...

7.6/10 (526 votes)
#6

Any Moment

S8:E18
Mar 25, 2012

Bree is not so sure about Andrew's upcoming marriage; Gabrielle tries to find work in an employment agency in order to teach Carlos and the kids a lesson; Lynette plans to win back Tom at any cost; Susan's parenting skills concern Julie; Ben asks Renee to marry him.

heyflp Aug 8, 2022

Andrew hasn’t shown his face since last season. And his plot in this episode was very fun, and unusu...

7.7/10 (521 votes)
#7

The Art of Making Art

S8:E5
Oct 23, 2011

Tom and Lynette visit a couples counselor about their separation; Bree tries to help a city council about the homeless; Carlos is in a guilty situation; Susan is embarrassed about Andre's students being naked in class.

lemicomo Sep 23, 2024

Oh please please please, don’t make Carlos an alcoholic, at this point that’s just a boring and unin...

7.7/10 (524 votes)
#8

Witch's Lament

S8:E6
Oct 30, 2011

Susan grows suspicious about Amy's affair with Andre; a delivery man tries to deliver a package for Lynette; a man speaks to a sponsor from A.A. about a blackout; the housewives are in the woods with the shovels, but they're being watched.

heyflp Jul 25, 2022

God, what a bitter character this Andre Zeller is, man. One weekend every 30 days is the time he spe...

7.7/10 (524 votes)
#9

What's the Good of Being Good?

S8:E12
Jan 22, 2012

Karen McCluskey finds out about Bree's sex life and interferes, Bree bumps into one of her many conquests unexpectedly, Gabby shares her past with the widow of Alejandro, and after introducing them, Renee ends up paying the price when the date between her hairdresser and Lynette doesn't go well.

lemicomo Oct 4, 2024

Desperate Housewives has mostly stood the test of time, but this episode really missed the mark. Bre...

7.8/10 (528 votes)
#10

With So Little To Be Sure Of

S8:E19
Apr 1, 2012

Carlos gets concerned about Gabrielle's new job; an affair makes Susan suspicious; the police ask a hotel owner about Alejandro's whereabouts; Bree needs a lawyer's help in order to get her charges of Alejandro Perez's murder cleared. Jane served to Lynette their divorce papers.

heyflp Aug 9, 2022

Gaby’s plot was fun! I laughed so hard at her sales tactics and worse it worked. The customers were ...

7.8/10 (537 votes)
#11

Lost My Power

S8:E20
Apr 29, 2012

With Mike gone, Susan attempts to build a car for MJ's father-and-son school soapbox derby; Bree's attorney, Trip, learns of her previous drunken sexual spree and needs her to come clean about it in order to help strengthen her case; Lynette tries to cause some negative friction between Tom and his girlfriend, Jane, by flirting with his boss and getting him to pile more work on her estranged husband; Gaby is furious with Carlos when he tries to poach one of her rich, personal shopper clients (Doris Roberts) and talk her into helping with his newly formed charity organization; and Renee discovers that Ben is keeping a secret from her about his involvement with Bree -- and the body found at his work site.

lemicomo Oct 18, 2024

The lengths Lynette goes to in manipulating Tom’s relationship with Jane are pretty concerning. If t...

7.9/10 (511 votes)
#12

Always in Control

S8:E7
Nov 6, 2011

Bree is stunned when she learns who dug up the body of Gaby's stepfather; jealousy rears its ugly head when Lynette begins to spread untruths to daughter Penny about Tom's new girlfriend; Gaby and Carlos must convince Lee and Bob that Juanita and Celia aren't the bad seeds that they used to be when they want to name them in their will as guardians; and Susan desperately searches her inner self to find what inspires her in order to better her art and impress her hard-to-please art teacher, Andre.

Haibara Nov 6, 2018

I'm rewatching the show, so I already knew Susan would paint the murder, but it still pisses me off ...

7.9/10 (515 votes)
#13

She Needs Me

S8:E15
Mar 4, 2012

Susan offers to help the father of Julie's baby raise the child; Bree agrees to go to Maine with Orson - perhaps for good; Karen pleads with Gaby not to tell Roy about her condition; and the loan shark who threatened Ben sets out to ruin Renee.

lemicomo Oct 8, 2024

Poor Bree can’t catch a break. Now the police are onto them again. Did she really think she could di...

8.0/10 (527 votes)
#14

Suspicion Song

S8:E8
Nov 13, 2011

Detective Chuck Vance begins harassing Bree as his suspicions about her involvement in the disappearance of Alejandro grow; after using the murder of Gaby's stepfather as inspiration for her art school projects, Susan must find a way to graciously decline art school teacher Andre's (Miguel Ferrer) invitation to display and sell her paintings at a gallery showing; when Carlos's drinking gets in the way of his ability to work, Gaby goes to The Office in an effort to save his business from losing a multi-million dollar account; and on the occasion of their 22-year anniversary, Lynette comes up with a plan to try to salvage her marriage to Tom.

lemicomo Sep 30, 2024

Of course Bree had to go back to drinking, as if the writers hadn’t made enough uninspired choices t...

8.0/10 (518 votes)
#15

Get Out of My Life

S8:E14
Feb 19, 2012

Susan discovers the identity of the father of Julie's baby, and Orson makes it his duty to nurse Bree back to health. When Mrs. McCluskey throws Roy out of the house, Gabrielle takes him in and is reluctant to help get them back together when he proves to be an invaluable disciplinarian to her kids. Meanwhile, after getting used to her alone time, Lynette is furious when Porter and Preston are evicted from their apartment and try to move back home, and Mike informs Renee of Ben's dire circumstances with a loan shark.

rosenyx Oct 1, 2023

wow, susan is THE worst

8.0/10 (529 votes)
#16

The People Will Hear

S8:E21
May 6, 2012

In the penultimate episode leading into the two-hour finale of this landmark series, as her trial nears, Bree begins to fall for her attorney, Trip; Susan becomes concerned when Julie doubts Porter's commitment to be a hands-on father to their unborn baby; as Tom gets closer to being transferred to India for his job - thanks to Lynette - she begins to have second thoughts and tries to convince his boss to rescind the move; and the ladies are shocked about Gaby's nonchalant attitude as Bree continues to stand trial and take the fall for Carlos in the murder of Alejandro.

lemicomo Oct 19, 2024

I’m glad Lynette finally realizes how she's been manipulating Tom into doing what she wants, only to...

8.1/10 (544 votes)
#17

What's to Discuss, Old Friend?

S8:E10
Jan 8, 2012

"What's to Discuss, Old Friend" is the 167th episode of the ABC television series Desperate Housewives. It is the tenth episode of the show's eighth season and was broadcast on January 8, 2012.

Haibara Nov 7, 2018

Susan has reached a completely new low in this season. Everything she does is so _stupid_. It's infu...

8.1/10 (625 votes)
#18

You Take for Granted

S8:E16
Mar 11, 2012

Susan talks Mike into going to the police when she discovers that Ben's loan shark is out to get him; Mrs. McCluskey, who's dying of cancer, asks Bree to help her commit suicide; Tom's girlfriend, Jane, stuns Lynette at Penny's birthday party; Carlos behaves oddly on his first day back at work, and Gaby is worried.

djats Oct 3, 2023

It’s been over ten years and Mike’s death still makes me sob uncontrollably

8.2/10 (699 votes)
#19

Secrets That I Never Want to Know

S8:E1
Sep 25, 2011

While Bree gives Chuck a ride, a smell becomes noticeable; Gabrielle seeks out a priest in order to help Carlos with his problem; Ben Faulkner, a new neighbor, meets Renee; Susan withdraws from her friends because of what happened to Alejandro.

lemicomo Sep 18, 2024

While I appreciate seeing Carlos take a central role in this season's major storyline, it’s frustrat...

8.2/10 (647 votes)
#20

Women and Death

S8:E17
Mar 18, 2012

On the day of a beloved Wisteria Lane resident's funeral, each of the housewives recalls the effect this person had on her life. Meanwhile, Bree is stunned when she's called in for questioning about the murder of Gaby's stepfather, Alejandro.

ljanew Oct 10, 2023

So devastating. Truly one of the best DH couples, even though I am not the biggest Susan fan…

8.3/10 (569 votes)
#21

Putting It Together

S8:E9
Dec 4, 2011

Gabrielle, thinking the worst, goes on a frenzied search for Carlos after he unexpectedly checks out of rehab. Meanwhile, a desolate Bree goes on a drinking binge and finds herself in a desperate situation.

lemicomo Oct 1, 2024

This season is absolutely killing it! Every episode has me on the edge of my seat. I still have no i...

8.8/10 (775 votes)
#22

Give Me the Blame

S8:E22
May 13, 2012

Bree's trial finally comes to an end with a surprise confession. Tom takes steps to finalize his divorce.

owjoao Nov 13, 2016

I am out of breathe.

9.1/10 (1119 votes)
#23

Finishing the Hat

S8:E23
May 13, 2012

Everything that begins must eventually end. This episode of beginnings and endings walks us both backwards and forwards as we take our final stroll down Wisteria Lane.

nlellouche Feb 23, 2018

cried the first time, and cried again 6 years later

8.2/10 (699 votes)

Secrets That I Never Want to Know

S8:E1
Sep 25, 2011

While Bree gives Chuck a ride, a smell becomes noticeable; Gabrielle seeks out a priest in order to help Carlos with his problem; Ben Faulkner, a new neighbor, meets Renee; Susan withdraws from her friends because of what happened to Alejandro.

lemicomo Sep 18, 2024

While I appreciate seeing Carlos take a central role in this season's major storyline, it’s frustrat...

7.6/10 (548 votes)

Making the Connection

S8:E2
Oct 2, 2011

Gabrielle teaches Carlos how to dance on a strip pole; Susan seeks out a punishment for feeling guilty; Renee bonds with one of the customers at a senior center; Tom and Lynette wonder why Parker was at a late night party; Bree discovers Chuck's past.

heyflp Jul 20, 2022

Carlos’ expression in bed after having “failed” was funny. And I found Gaby quite amusing trying to ...

7.5/10 (533 votes)

Watch While I Revise the World

S8:E3
Oct 9, 2011

Lee has a problem with Jenny; Susan and Carlos attempt to find the people responsible for tagging the wall with graffiti; Lynette grows suspicious of Lydia and her fiancé.

ljanew Oct 2, 2023

Chuck is amazing truly 😂 One second he loves Bree, other second he feels nothing for her? Amazing

7.5/10 (524 votes)

School of Hard Knocks

S8:E4
Oct 16, 2011

While at a yoga class, Lynette and Renee spy on Jane, Tom's new girlfriend; Gabrielle tries to affect change at a PTA meeting; Bree discovers what Danielle is up to; Susan battles with art class teacher Andre Zeller.

ljanew Oct 3, 2023

Chuck honestly disgusts me! Poor Bree

7.7/10 (521 votes)

The Art of Making Art

S8:E5
Oct 23, 2011

Tom and Lynette visit a couples counselor about their separation; Bree tries to help a city council about the homeless; Carlos is in a guilty situation; Susan is embarrassed about Andre's students being naked in class.

lemicomo Sep 23, 2024

Oh please please please, don’t make Carlos an alcoholic, at this point that’s just a boring and unin...

7.7/10 (524 votes)

Witch's Lament

S8:E6
Oct 30, 2011

Susan grows suspicious about Amy's affair with Andre; a delivery man tries to deliver a package for Lynette; a man speaks to a sponsor from A.A. about a blackout; the housewives are in the woods with the shovels, but they're being watched.

heyflp Jul 25, 2022

God, what a bitter character this Andre Zeller is, man. One weekend every 30 days is the time he spe...

7.9/10 (511 votes)

Always in Control

S8:E7
Nov 6, 2011

Bree is stunned when she learns who dug up the body of Gaby's stepfather; jealousy rears its ugly head when Lynette begins to spread untruths to daughter Penny about Tom's new girlfriend; Gaby and Carlos must convince Lee and Bob that Juanita and Celia aren't the bad seeds that they used to be when they want to name them in their will as guardians; and Susan desperately searches her inner self to find what inspires her in order to better her art and impress her hard-to-please art teacher, Andre.

Haibara Nov 6, 2018

I'm rewatching the show, so I already knew Susan would paint the murder, but it still pisses me off ...

8.0/10 (527 votes)

Suspicion Song

S8:E8
Nov 13, 2011

Detective Chuck Vance begins harassing Bree as his suspicions about her involvement in the disappearance of Alejandro grow; after using the murder of Gaby's stepfather as inspiration for her art school projects, Susan must find a way to graciously decline art school teacher Andre's (Miguel Ferrer) invitation to display and sell her paintings at a gallery showing; when Carlos's drinking gets in the way of his ability to work, Gaby goes to The Office in an effort to save his business from losing a multi-million dollar account; and on the occasion of their 22-year anniversary, Lynette comes up with a plan to try to salvage her marriage to Tom.

lemicomo Sep 30, 2024

Of course Bree had to go back to drinking, as if the writers hadn’t made enough uninspired choices t...

8.3/10 (569 votes)

Putting It Together

S8:E9
Dec 4, 2011

Gabrielle, thinking the worst, goes on a frenzied search for Carlos after he unexpectedly checks out of rehab. Meanwhile, a desolate Bree goes on a drinking binge and finds herself in a desperate situation.

lemicomo Oct 1, 2024

This season is absolutely killing it! Every episode has me on the edge of my seat. I still have no i...

8.1/10 (544 votes)

What's to Discuss, Old Friend?

S8:E10
Jan 8, 2012

"What's to Discuss, Old Friend" is the 167th episode of the ABC television series Desperate Housewives. It is the tenth episode of the show's eighth season and was broadcast on January 8, 2012.

Haibara Nov 7, 2018

Susan has reached a completely new low in this season. Everything she does is so _stupid_. It's infu...

7.4/10 (521 votes)

Who Can Say What's True?

S8:E11
Jan 15, 2012

While in Oklahoma, Susan learns that the late Alejandro has been sexually abusing his 15 year old step-daughter, Marisa, just like he abused Gabby years earlier. Meanwhile, Bree gets an unpleasant surprise from a man she meets in a bar, Gabrielle tries to bluff her way through a business dinner in order to woo a potential client for Carlos, and Mike catches Ben doing something he shouldn't do to try to salvage his faltering real estate project.

lemicomo Oct 3, 2024

I'm glad Susan is feeling more optimistic about her guilty conscience. I mean, I’d feel the same in ...

7.7/10 (524 votes)

What's the Good of Being Good?

S8:E12
Jan 22, 2012

Karen McCluskey finds out about Bree's sex life and interferes, Bree bumps into one of her many conquests unexpectedly, Gabby shares her past with the widow of Alejandro, and after introducing them, Renee ends up paying the price when the date between her hairdresser and Lynette doesn't go well.

lemicomo Oct 4, 2024

Desperate Housewives has mostly stood the test of time, but this episode really missed the mark. Bre...

7.6/10 (510 votes)

Is This What You Call Love?

S8:E13
Feb 12, 2012

Bree's sexual escapades are getting out of hand and help comes from an unexpected source, Susan learns that Julie is pregnant, and Gabby has to deal with a situation at Juanita's school.

lemicomo Oct 5, 2024

Honestly, good for Brie for standing her ground. Her so-called "friends" decide to intervene, acting...

8.0/10 (518 votes)

Get Out of My Life

S8:E14
Feb 19, 2012

Susan discovers the identity of the father of Julie's baby, and Orson makes it his duty to nurse Bree back to health. When Mrs. McCluskey throws Roy out of the house, Gabrielle takes him in and is reluctant to help get them back together when he proves to be an invaluable disciplinarian to her kids. Meanwhile, after getting used to her alone time, Lynette is furious when Porter and Preston are evicted from their apartment and try to move back home, and Mike informs Renee of Ben's dire circumstances with a loan shark.

rosenyx Oct 1, 2023

wow, susan is THE worst

7.9/10 (515 votes)

She Needs Me

S8:E15
Mar 4, 2012

Susan offers to help the father of Julie's baby raise the child; Bree agrees to go to Maine with Orson - perhaps for good; Karen pleads with Gaby not to tell Roy about her condition; and the loan shark who threatened Ben sets out to ruin Renee.

lemicomo Oct 8, 2024

Poor Bree can’t catch a break. Now the police are onto them again. Did she really think she could di...

8.1/10 (625 votes)

You Take for Granted

S8:E16
Mar 11, 2012

Susan talks Mike into going to the police when she discovers that Ben's loan shark is out to get him; Mrs. McCluskey, who's dying of cancer, asks Bree to help her commit suicide; Tom's girlfriend, Jane, stuns Lynette at Penny's birthday party; Carlos behaves oddly on his first day back at work, and Gaby is worried.

djats Oct 3, 2023

It’s been over ten years and Mike’s death still makes me sob uncontrollably

8.2/10 (647 votes)

Women and Death

S8:E17
Mar 18, 2012

On the day of a beloved Wisteria Lane resident's funeral, each of the housewives recalls the effect this person had on her life. Meanwhile, Bree is stunned when she's called in for questioning about the murder of Gaby's stepfather, Alejandro.

ljanew Oct 10, 2023

So devastating. Truly one of the best DH couples, even though I am not the biggest Susan fan…

7.6/10 (526 votes)

Any Moment

S8:E18
Mar 25, 2012

Bree is not so sure about Andrew's upcoming marriage; Gabrielle tries to find work in an employment agency in order to teach Carlos and the kids a lesson; Lynette plans to win back Tom at any cost; Susan's parenting skills concern Julie; Ben asks Renee to marry him.

heyflp Aug 8, 2022

Andrew hasn’t shown his face since last season. And his plot in this episode was very fun, and unusu...

7.8/10 (528 votes)

With So Little To Be Sure Of

S8:E19
Apr 1, 2012

Carlos gets concerned about Gabrielle's new job; an affair makes Susan suspicious; the police ask a hotel owner about Alejandro's whereabouts; Bree needs a lawyer's help in order to get her charges of Alejandro Perez's murder cleared. Jane served to Lynette their divorce papers.

heyflp Aug 9, 2022

Gaby’s plot was fun! I laughed so hard at her sales tactics and worse it worked. The customers were ...

7.8/10 (537 votes)

Lost My Power

S8:E20
Apr 29, 2012

With Mike gone, Susan attempts to build a car for MJ's father-and-son school soapbox derby; Bree's attorney, Trip, learns of her previous drunken sexual spree and needs her to come clean about it in order to help strengthen her case; Lynette tries to cause some negative friction between Tom and his girlfriend, Jane, by flirting with his boss and getting him to pile more work on her estranged husband; Gaby is furious with Carlos when he tries to poach one of her rich, personal shopper clients (Doris Roberts) and talk her into helping with his newly formed charity organization; and Renee discovers that Ben is keeping a secret from her about his involvement with Bree -- and the body found at his work site.

lemicomo Oct 18, 2024

The lengths Lynette goes to in manipulating Tom’s relationship with Jane are pretty concerning. If t...

8.0/10 (529 votes)

The People Will Hear

S8:E21
May 6, 2012

In the penultimate episode leading into the two-hour finale of this landmark series, as her trial nears, Bree begins to fall for her attorney, Trip; Susan becomes concerned when Julie doubts Porter's commitment to be a hands-on father to their unborn baby; as Tom gets closer to being transferred to India for his job - thanks to Lynette - she begins to have second thoughts and tries to convince his boss to rescind the move; and the ladies are shocked about Gaby's nonchalant attitude as Bree continues to stand trial and take the fall for Carlos in the murder of Alejandro.

lemicomo Oct 19, 2024

I’m glad Lynette finally realizes how she's been manipulating Tom into doing what she wants, only to...

8.8/10 (775 votes)

Give Me the Blame

S8:E22
May 13, 2012

Bree's trial finally comes to an end with a surprise confession. Tom takes steps to finalize his divorce.

owjoao Nov 13, 2016

I am out of breathe.

9.1/10 (1119 votes)

Finishing the Hat

S8:E23
May 13, 2012

Everything that begins must eventually end. This episode of beginnings and endings walks us both backwards and forwards as we take our final stroll down Wisteria Lane.

nlellouche Feb 23, 2018

cried the first time, and cried again 6 years later

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
4 ★ 8.2 17
★ 9.2 Something's Coming
★ 7.8 Sunday
3 ★ 8.1 23
★ 9.5 Bang
★ 7.7 Come Play Wiz Me
5 ★ 8.0 24
★ 9.2 The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
★ 7.7 We're So Happy You're So Happy
1 ★ 8.0 23
★ 8.8 One Wonderful Day
★ 7.7 Come In, Stranger
8 ★ 7.9 23
★ 9.1 Finishing the Hat
★ 7.4 Who Can Say What's True?
7 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.9 Down the Block There's a Riot
★ 7.5 I'm Still Here
2 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.5 Remember
★ 7.6 You'll Never Get Away from Me
6 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.5 Boom Crunch
★ 7.5 Careful the Things You Say