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8.8/10 (960 votes)
#1

One Wonderful Day

S1:E23
May 22, 2005

Bree confides that she feels guilty because she and Rex were having a fight when he had his heart attack and that now he needs a pacemaker. Lynette's marriage takes a dramatic turn after an upset Tom vows that it is now her turn to go back to work and he'll be staying home with the kids. Carlos finally learns that John and Gabrielle have been lovers for a while, and vows revenge as he is carted off to jail. Mike takes Paul out to a deserted quarry, intending to shoot him.

heyflp Feb 13, 2022

Rex was murdered by George. And he died believing that Bree was responsible. And he understood that ...

8.5/10 (1625 votes)
#2

Pilot

S1:E1
Oct 3, 2004

Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young. It's a way of death. One day, in her perfect house, in the loveliest of suburbs, Mary Alice ended it all. Now she's taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors, commenting from her elevated POV. Her husband's acting suspicious, the neighbors are talking, and her girlfriends are wondering why one of their own would do something so rash… and so messy.

heyflp Jan 18, 2022

“It’s like my grandmother always said... An erect penis doesn’t have a conscience.” “Even the limp ...

8.4/10 (940 votes)
#3

Guilty

S1:E8
Nov 28, 2004

In the aftermath of tragedy with Bree's son Andrew running over Carlos' mother Juanita Solis, the residents of Wisteria Lane take stock of their lives. Meanwhile, Susan grows suspicious of Mike's real reason for moving to the street. Lynette reaches the breaking point in her addiction to the twins' ADD medication as she tries other measures like acupuncture to release her stress. The mysterious Mr. Shaw gets down to business as he develops a relationship with Edie. Lastly, Gabrielle confesses her adulterous affair to a priest while Carlos' mother Juanita is in the hospital.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

I wish I could hug Lynette and protect her from everything.

8.1/10 (905 votes)
#4

Anything You Can Do

S1:E7
Nov 21, 2004

Susan and Edie decide to follow Mike and his houseguest Kendra on their night out together. Lynette becomes steadily more dependent on the twins' ADD medication. In the meantime Gabrielle becomes jealous of the "other" woman in John's life. And Bree's kids mutiny when they learn their dad has moved out. Tom is not happy when Lynette tries to take over his concept of new "Spotless Scrubs" to his clients.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

I just love it when Bree hands thehouse keys to her kids after putting their belongings in the garde...

8.1/10 (800 votes)
#5

Goodbye for Now

S1:E22
May 15, 2005

Susan and Mike decide to move in together, much to Edie's displeasure. Meanwhile, Lynette takes steps to make sure Annabel doesn't come between her and Tom. Also, Bree comes to a realization about her "buddy" George the pharmacist who continues to interfere in her and Rex's lives. Carlos' legal problems take a turn for the worse, when Gabrielle decides to leave him. Mrs. Huber's journal reveals some secrets. Lastly, two new faces arrive on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Feb 11, 2022

I'm very sorry about what happens at the Van de Kamp house. The confrontation between Bree and Rex, ...

8.0/10 (1054 votes)
#6

Pretty Little Picture

S1:E3
Oct 17, 2004

The women decide to go ahead with the big dinner party that the late Mary Alice Young had planned to host, despite the more-than-minor disturbances in their own lives. Adulterous Gabrielle finds herself with a nine-year-old blackmailer who catches Gabrielle in the act in her affair with gardener John. Also, Bree struggles to keep her crumbling marriage a secret. Lastly, Susan bares all--in more ways than one--as she confronts her ex.

heyflp Jan 20, 2022

“Locked myself out...naked. And then I fell. So how are you?”

8.0/10 (858 votes)
#7

Suspicious Minds

S1:E9
Dec 12, 2004

Looking to give her life a purpose, Gabrielle decides to organize a glamorous Halston fashion show for charity highlighting the ladies of Wisteria Lane. Bree and Rex are at odds on how to punish Andrew for putting Mrs. Solis in the hospital and finding drugs in his room. The police investigate a toy chest that Paul Young dumped in the river. Lastly, Lynette uses her business acumen to poach a nanny, Claire, but ends up getting involved between her current employer, Alexis.

amberrav Oct 20, 2022

It took nine episodes, but finally someone with good intentions is telling Gabrielle to stay away fr...

8.0/10 (849 votes)
#8

Come Back to Me

S1:E10
Dec 19, 2004

Uber mom Maisy Gibbons returns, and her secret life intersects with Bree's. Meanwhile Gabrielle's predicament worsens as she gets a taste of her own medicine, courtesy of Carlos's jailhouse confession. Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level, and Lynette, suspicious (and a little jealous) of her new nanny decides to secretly videotape her. Lastly, Susan sends Zach Young back home to his father, who makes a startling admission of his own.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

The fury in Marcia Cross' eyes in the scene where Bree confronts Rex for his betrayal says EVERYTHIN...

8.0/10 (819 votes)
#9

Love is in the Air

S1:E14
Feb 13, 2005

It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane, and love is all around (sort of), as Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike, until she learns a surprising fact about her favorite plumber. Meanwhile, after reconciling their relationship, Bree discovers something new about her husband Rex when it comes to his sexual needs. Lynette's neighbor accuses the Scavo twins of thievery as Lynette tries her best to handle the situation. Lastly, Gabrielle's work adventures continue as she gets a gig as a mattress model.

heyflp Feb 2, 2022

Bree Van de Kamp owns the episode with the best reactions to Rex's sexual preferences.

8.0/10 (813 votes)
#10

Impossible

S1:E15
Feb 20, 2005

Mike Delfino is questioned about Mrs. Huber's murder by police and is arrested. John's friend, Justin attempts to blackmail Gabrielle with his knowledge of their affair. Meanwhile, Tom wants a big promotion, but Lynette fears that she'd be home alone with the kids more than ever and tries her best in discouraging him in taking the job. Also, Bree is shocked when she finds a condom. Zach Young plans a pool party for the teens on Wisteria Lane, and things get out of hand. Finally, someone comes out of the closet.

heyflp Feb 3, 2022

“I’m not... I’m not gay.” This was just... PRICELESS.

7.9/10 (1107 votes)
#11

Ah, But Underneath

S1:E2
Oct 10, 2004

Mike's dog pays the price when Edie crashes his dinner date with Susan. Meanwhile, Gabrielle realizes that her lawnboy is taking their fling to heart - and that Carlos may actually be catching on. Also, Bree goads Rex into therapy, where the doctor may be the one who needs the most help. Lynette resorts to drastic measures to keep her kids in line, but it blows up in her face.

heyflp Jan 20, 2022

“Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house.”

7.9/10 (983 votes)
#12

Who's That Woman?

S1:E4
Oct 24, 2004

Cash-strapped Mrs. Huber figures out that Susan had something to do with Edie's house fire and tries to blackmail her. Meanwhile, Carlos becomes suspicious that Gabrielle is seeing another man, but targets the wrong suspect---the cable guy instead of gardener John. Also, Lynette balks when the twins' teacher insists the boys have ADD but tries to salvage the matter by seprating the boys. Lastly, Bree struggles with her rebellious son Andrew after Rex moves out.

heyflp Jan 21, 2022

“Andrew, I’m curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to...

7.9/10 (913 votes)
#13

Running to Stand Still

S1:E6
Nov 7, 2004

Lynette locks horns with officious mom Maisy Gibbons at the twins' school who is trying to produce a "politically correct" play about "Little Red Riding Hood." Meanwhile, Susan continues to investigate the mystery of Zach's sudden disappearance. She soon finds out his father Paul put him in Seacrest, a mental institution. She and Julie then go to investigate. Mama Solis comes closer to discovering Gabrielle's dirty little secret of her affair, and Bree comes undone when Rex suggests they hire a sex surrogate.

WalkingKev Nov 7, 2023

This episode makes you want to try drugs lolz.

7.9/10 (835 votes)
#14

Move On

S1:E11
Jan 9, 2005

Edie organizes a neighborhood search for the missing Mrs. Huber, just as the absent busybody's sister Felicia Tilman arrives on Wisteria Lane. Meanwhile, Bree resigns herself to her marital state and asks an attractive pharmacist on a date. Susan's ex Karl suddenly reappears in her life, and Lynette fears that Tom is attracted to the new nanny. Lastly, Gabrielle sinks to new depths.. she gets a job.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

“Edie, let me be clear about this. I hated Martha. She was a wretched pig of a woman, and the day sh...

7.9/10 (835 votes)
#15

Every Day a Little Death

S1:E12
Jan 16, 2005

The residents of Wisteria Lane finally learn Martha Huber's fate. After learning that Mrs. Huber left behind a journal, Susan is forced to confess to Edie about her role in the fire that burned down Edie's house. Meanwhile Bree finds her new beau, George getting a little too close for comfort. Lastly, Carlos returns, but his homecoming isn't quite what Gabrielle had in mind. He is under house arrest, making it difficult for either of them to make money.

heyflp Jan 30, 2022

“Hello. I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief...

7.9/10 (813 votes)
#16

The Ladies Who Lunch

S1:E16
Mar 27, 2005

Maisy Gibbons' series of unfortunate events shock the residents of Wisteria Lane when she is finally caught and arrested for prostitution. This leaves unexpected consequences for Bree and Rex when Maisys' little black book becomes public of all her clients. Gabrielle and Carlos also face a crisis of their own when the sewer system goes out at their house. Also, Lynette braves a scandal herself when it's rumored that the twins started the school's head lice epidemic. Meanwhile, as Susan sinks into depression over her breakup with Mike, she finds a surprising ally.

heyflp Feb 4, 2022

I just love the dynamic between Susan and Edie in this episode. They are fun together and it was nic...

7.9/10 (788 votes)
#17

Fear No More

S1:E20
May 1, 2005

Gabrielle plans a big party to bid farewell to Carlos, who is about to head off to jail for eight months. Meanwhile George Williams resurfaces in Bree's life, much to Rex's displeasure. Also, Lynette is shocked to learn that Tom's old girlfriend Annabel Foster who he dumped for Lynette has been hired at his firm again. Meanwhile, Zach continues to stalk Julie while Mike tries to separate Susan from Mary Alice's past secrets. Lastly, housewife Gabrielle is suspecting that she's pregnant.

heyflp Feb 9, 2022

I think Bree likes to know that Rex is jealous of her. That alone explains allowing George to come b...

7.8/10 (843 votes)
#18

There Won't Be Trumpets

S1:E17
Apr 3, 2005

The residents of Wisteria Lane all attend the unfortunate funeral of Juanita Solis as Carlos and Gabrielle fret over their financial and court issues. Lynette befriends a deaf woman, Alisa Stevens, whose children also attend Barcliff Academy with Porter and Preston, but her newfound friendship is quickly put to the test. Meanwhile, Bree encounters more trouble with her son Andrew when it comes to disciplining him and lastly, Susan finds herself attracted to Edie's hunky new contractor, but Edie doesn't want her to go with him as a favor to their fragile friendship.

heyflp Feb 5, 2022

Andrew is an asshole. How dare he spit in Bree's face? I love Susan, but she needs to mature. She...

7.8/10 (809 votes)
#19

Children Will Listen

S1:E18
Apr 10, 2005

Susan's mom pays an unannounced visit to Wisteria Lane after she and her boyfriend call it quits. Meanwhile, Gabrielle faces Carlos' wrath after he learns about the hospital settlement and tries to change their prenuptial agreement in order to keep Gabrielle in check while he serves his jail sentence. Lynette and Bree experience a chill in their friendship after Bree babysits Lynette's kids and dares to discipline Porter. Also, Bree and Rex visit Andrew at the teen rehab camp where they learn some shocking news about their son. Lastly, Felicia gets closer to Zach and reveals some disturbing details about his family in the past.

heyflp Feb 6, 2022

Carlos' behavior in this episode is ABSURD. He attacked Gaby in a brutal way and used physical viole...

7.7/10 (937 votes)
#20

Come In, Stranger

S1:E5
Oct 31, 2004

A break-in on Wisteria Lane leaves the neighbors feeling vulnerable, especially Susan, who reluctantly accepts a date with a persistent policeman after Mike appears indifferent to her. Rex takes the kids away for the weekend as a lonely Bree finds herself bonding with Zach. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom pull out all the stops to get their uncontrollable twins Porter and Preston accepted at a prestigious private school, and the unexpected arrival of Carlos' mother puts a crimp in Gabrielle's covert love life.

heyflp Jan 22, 2022

“I like to try out new recipes before the actual holiday. That way if the cookbook’s gotten it wrong...

7.7/10 (818 votes)
#21

Your Fault

S1:E13
Jan 23, 2005

When Lynette's father-in-law pays a visit to to the family, she unwittingly learns a family secret. Meanwhile, Susan is disturbed by Julie's growing romance with Zach. Rex attempts to reconcile with Bree as she tries to play hard-to-get. Lastly, Gabrielle is shocked when John's parents ask her for a favor in convincing John to move back home as he officially turned eighteen and no longer wants to live at home and trying to pursue a relationship with Gabrielle.

amberrav Oct 24, 2022

Lol, of course Bree is a republican. I feel so sorry for John. Not only was he raped, he then gets b...

7.7/10 (803 votes)
#22

Live Alone and Like It

S1:E19
Apr 17, 2005

Lynette learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she momentarily befriends the mean Mrs. McClusky. Susan's mother decides to try and jump start her and her daughter's love lives. Andrew talks to a priest about his feelings, and tells him of his shocking plans for his mother, Bree. Gabrielle has her credit card declined in an upscale restaurant, and Carlos sends Gabrielle a big message about what will happen if she leaves him.

heyflp Feb 8, 2022

Lynette's storyline with Karen is so reflective and touching. I like this discussion about lonelines...

7.7/10 (790 votes)
#23

Sunday in the Park with George

S1:E21
May 8, 2005

Bree begins to feel guilty about her friendship with George while Rex's health continues to depreciate. Lynette tries to spice things up with Tom who, she fears, is losing interest. Meanwhile, Mr. Shaw consults with Paul, and ends up lying to Susan. After talking with Kendra Susan learns what Mike did. Gabrielle tells John that she is pregnant, and John doesn't take the news well. Lastly, Felicia takes action to help Zach, and to get rid of Paul for good.

heyflp Feb 10, 2022

Rex always underestimates Bree, even if it's in an "unconscious" way. I think it's too sad that she ...

7.7/10 (937 votes)
#1

Come In, Stranger

S1:E5
Oct 31, 2004

A break-in on Wisteria Lane leaves the neighbors feeling vulnerable, especially Susan, who reluctantly accepts a date with a persistent policeman after Mike appears indifferent to her. Rex takes the kids away for the weekend as a lonely Bree finds herself bonding with Zach. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom pull out all the stops to get their uncontrollable twins Porter and Preston accepted at a prestigious private school, and the unexpected arrival of Carlos' mother puts a crimp in Gabrielle's covert love life.

heyflp Jan 22, 2022

“I like to try out new recipes before the actual holiday. That way if the cookbook’s gotten it wrong...

7.7/10 (818 votes)
#2

Your Fault

S1:E13
Jan 23, 2005

When Lynette's father-in-law pays a visit to to the family, she unwittingly learns a family secret. Meanwhile, Susan is disturbed by Julie's growing romance with Zach. Rex attempts to reconcile with Bree as she tries to play hard-to-get. Lastly, Gabrielle is shocked when John's parents ask her for a favor in convincing John to move back home as he officially turned eighteen and no longer wants to live at home and trying to pursue a relationship with Gabrielle.

amberrav Oct 24, 2022

Lol, of course Bree is a republican. I feel so sorry for John. Not only was he raped, he then gets b...

7.7/10 (803 votes)
#3

Live Alone and Like It

S1:E19
Apr 17, 2005

Lynette learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she momentarily befriends the mean Mrs. McClusky. Susan's mother decides to try and jump start her and her daughter's love lives. Andrew talks to a priest about his feelings, and tells him of his shocking plans for his mother, Bree. Gabrielle has her credit card declined in an upscale restaurant, and Carlos sends Gabrielle a big message about what will happen if she leaves him.

heyflp Feb 8, 2022

Lynette's storyline with Karen is so reflective and touching. I like this discussion about lonelines...

7.7/10 (790 votes)
#4

Sunday in the Park with George

S1:E21
May 8, 2005

Bree begins to feel guilty about her friendship with George while Rex's health continues to depreciate. Lynette tries to spice things up with Tom who, she fears, is losing interest. Meanwhile, Mr. Shaw consults with Paul, and ends up lying to Susan. After talking with Kendra Susan learns what Mike did. Gabrielle tells John that she is pregnant, and John doesn't take the news well. Lastly, Felicia takes action to help Zach, and to get rid of Paul for good.

heyflp Feb 10, 2022

Rex always underestimates Bree, even if it's in an "unconscious" way. I think it's too sad that she ...

7.8/10 (843 votes)
#5

There Won't Be Trumpets

S1:E17
Apr 3, 2005

The residents of Wisteria Lane all attend the unfortunate funeral of Juanita Solis as Carlos and Gabrielle fret over their financial and court issues. Lynette befriends a deaf woman, Alisa Stevens, whose children also attend Barcliff Academy with Porter and Preston, but her newfound friendship is quickly put to the test. Meanwhile, Bree encounters more trouble with her son Andrew when it comes to disciplining him and lastly, Susan finds herself attracted to Edie's hunky new contractor, but Edie doesn't want her to go with him as a favor to their fragile friendship.

heyflp Feb 5, 2022

Andrew is an asshole. How dare he spit in Bree's face? I love Susan, but she needs to mature. She...

7.8/10 (809 votes)
#6

Children Will Listen

S1:E18
Apr 10, 2005

Susan's mom pays an unannounced visit to Wisteria Lane after she and her boyfriend call it quits. Meanwhile, Gabrielle faces Carlos' wrath after he learns about the hospital settlement and tries to change their prenuptial agreement in order to keep Gabrielle in check while he serves his jail sentence. Lynette and Bree experience a chill in their friendship after Bree babysits Lynette's kids and dares to discipline Porter. Also, Bree and Rex visit Andrew at the teen rehab camp where they learn some shocking news about their son. Lastly, Felicia gets closer to Zach and reveals some disturbing details about his family in the past.

heyflp Feb 6, 2022

Carlos' behavior in this episode is ABSURD. He attacked Gaby in a brutal way and used physical viole...

7.9/10 (1107 votes)
#7

Ah, But Underneath

S1:E2
Oct 10, 2004

Mike's dog pays the price when Edie crashes his dinner date with Susan. Meanwhile, Gabrielle realizes that her lawnboy is taking their fling to heart - and that Carlos may actually be catching on. Also, Bree goads Rex into therapy, where the doctor may be the one who needs the most help. Lynette resorts to drastic measures to keep her kids in line, but it blows up in her face.

heyflp Jan 20, 2022

“Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house.”

7.9/10 (983 votes)
#8

Who's That Woman?

S1:E4
Oct 24, 2004

Cash-strapped Mrs. Huber figures out that Susan had something to do with Edie's house fire and tries to blackmail her. Meanwhile, Carlos becomes suspicious that Gabrielle is seeing another man, but targets the wrong suspect---the cable guy instead of gardener John. Also, Lynette balks when the twins' teacher insists the boys have ADD but tries to salvage the matter by seprating the boys. Lastly, Bree struggles with her rebellious son Andrew after Rex moves out.

heyflp Jan 21, 2022

“Andrew, I’m curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to...

7.9/10 (913 votes)
#9

Running to Stand Still

S1:E6
Nov 7, 2004

Lynette locks horns with officious mom Maisy Gibbons at the twins' school who is trying to produce a "politically correct" play about "Little Red Riding Hood." Meanwhile, Susan continues to investigate the mystery of Zach's sudden disappearance. She soon finds out his father Paul put him in Seacrest, a mental institution. She and Julie then go to investigate. Mama Solis comes closer to discovering Gabrielle's dirty little secret of her affair, and Bree comes undone when Rex suggests they hire a sex surrogate.

WalkingKev Nov 7, 2023

This episode makes you want to try drugs lolz.

7.9/10 (835 votes)
#10

Move On

S1:E11
Jan 9, 2005

Edie organizes a neighborhood search for the missing Mrs. Huber, just as the absent busybody's sister Felicia Tilman arrives on Wisteria Lane. Meanwhile, Bree resigns herself to her marital state and asks an attractive pharmacist on a date. Susan's ex Karl suddenly reappears in her life, and Lynette fears that Tom is attracted to the new nanny. Lastly, Gabrielle sinks to new depths.. she gets a job.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

“Edie, let me be clear about this. I hated Martha. She was a wretched pig of a woman, and the day sh...

7.9/10 (835 votes)
#11

Every Day a Little Death

S1:E12
Jan 16, 2005

The residents of Wisteria Lane finally learn Martha Huber's fate. After learning that Mrs. Huber left behind a journal, Susan is forced to confess to Edie about her role in the fire that burned down Edie's house. Meanwhile Bree finds her new beau, George getting a little too close for comfort. Lastly, Carlos returns, but his homecoming isn't quite what Gabrielle had in mind. He is under house arrest, making it difficult for either of them to make money.

heyflp Jan 30, 2022

“Hello. I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief...

7.9/10 (813 votes)
#12

The Ladies Who Lunch

S1:E16
Mar 27, 2005

Maisy Gibbons' series of unfortunate events shock the residents of Wisteria Lane when she is finally caught and arrested for prostitution. This leaves unexpected consequences for Bree and Rex when Maisys' little black book becomes public of all her clients. Gabrielle and Carlos also face a crisis of their own when the sewer system goes out at their house. Also, Lynette braves a scandal herself when it's rumored that the twins started the school's head lice epidemic. Meanwhile, as Susan sinks into depression over her breakup with Mike, she finds a surprising ally.

heyflp Feb 4, 2022

I just love the dynamic between Susan and Edie in this episode. They are fun together and it was nic...

7.9/10 (788 votes)
#13

Fear No More

S1:E20
May 1, 2005

Gabrielle plans a big party to bid farewell to Carlos, who is about to head off to jail for eight months. Meanwhile George Williams resurfaces in Bree's life, much to Rex's displeasure. Also, Lynette is shocked to learn that Tom's old girlfriend Annabel Foster who he dumped for Lynette has been hired at his firm again. Meanwhile, Zach continues to stalk Julie while Mike tries to separate Susan from Mary Alice's past secrets. Lastly, housewife Gabrielle is suspecting that she's pregnant.

heyflp Feb 9, 2022

I think Bree likes to know that Rex is jealous of her. That alone explains allowing George to come b...

8.0/10 (1054 votes)
#14

Pretty Little Picture

S1:E3
Oct 17, 2004

The women decide to go ahead with the big dinner party that the late Mary Alice Young had planned to host, despite the more-than-minor disturbances in their own lives. Adulterous Gabrielle finds herself with a nine-year-old blackmailer who catches Gabrielle in the act in her affair with gardener John. Also, Bree struggles to keep her crumbling marriage a secret. Lastly, Susan bares all--in more ways than one--as she confronts her ex.

heyflp Jan 20, 2022

“Locked myself out...naked. And then I fell. So how are you?”

8.0/10 (858 votes)
#15

Suspicious Minds

S1:E9
Dec 12, 2004

Looking to give her life a purpose, Gabrielle decides to organize a glamorous Halston fashion show for charity highlighting the ladies of Wisteria Lane. Bree and Rex are at odds on how to punish Andrew for putting Mrs. Solis in the hospital and finding drugs in his room. The police investigate a toy chest that Paul Young dumped in the river. Lastly, Lynette uses her business acumen to poach a nanny, Claire, but ends up getting involved between her current employer, Alexis.

amberrav Oct 20, 2022

It took nine episodes, but finally someone with good intentions is telling Gabrielle to stay away fr...

8.0/10 (849 votes)
#16

Come Back to Me

S1:E10
Dec 19, 2004

Uber mom Maisy Gibbons returns, and her secret life intersects with Bree's. Meanwhile Gabrielle's predicament worsens as she gets a taste of her own medicine, courtesy of Carlos's jailhouse confession. Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level, and Lynette, suspicious (and a little jealous) of her new nanny decides to secretly videotape her. Lastly, Susan sends Zach Young back home to his father, who makes a startling admission of his own.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

The fury in Marcia Cross' eyes in the scene where Bree confronts Rex for his betrayal says EVERYTHIN...

8.0/10 (819 votes)
#17

Love is in the Air

S1:E14
Feb 13, 2005

It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane, and love is all around (sort of), as Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike, until she learns a surprising fact about her favorite plumber. Meanwhile, after reconciling their relationship, Bree discovers something new about her husband Rex when it comes to his sexual needs. Lynette's neighbor accuses the Scavo twins of thievery as Lynette tries her best to handle the situation. Lastly, Gabrielle's work adventures continue as she gets a gig as a mattress model.

heyflp Feb 2, 2022

Bree Van de Kamp owns the episode with the best reactions to Rex's sexual preferences.

8.0/10 (813 votes)
#18

Impossible

S1:E15
Feb 20, 2005

Mike Delfino is questioned about Mrs. Huber's murder by police and is arrested. John's friend, Justin attempts to blackmail Gabrielle with his knowledge of their affair. Meanwhile, Tom wants a big promotion, but Lynette fears that she'd be home alone with the kids more than ever and tries her best in discouraging him in taking the job. Also, Bree is shocked when she finds a condom. Zach Young plans a pool party for the teens on Wisteria Lane, and things get out of hand. Finally, someone comes out of the closet.

heyflp Feb 3, 2022

“I’m not... I’m not gay.” This was just... PRICELESS.

8.1/10 (905 votes)
#19

Anything You Can Do

S1:E7
Nov 21, 2004

Susan and Edie decide to follow Mike and his houseguest Kendra on their night out together. Lynette becomes steadily more dependent on the twins' ADD medication. In the meantime Gabrielle becomes jealous of the "other" woman in John's life. And Bree's kids mutiny when they learn their dad has moved out. Tom is not happy when Lynette tries to take over his concept of new "Spotless Scrubs" to his clients.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

I just love it when Bree hands thehouse keys to her kids after putting their belongings in the garde...

8.1/10 (800 votes)
#20

Goodbye for Now

S1:E22
May 15, 2005

Susan and Mike decide to move in together, much to Edie's displeasure. Meanwhile, Lynette takes steps to make sure Annabel doesn't come between her and Tom. Also, Bree comes to a realization about her "buddy" George the pharmacist who continues to interfere in her and Rex's lives. Carlos' legal problems take a turn for the worse, when Gabrielle decides to leave him. Mrs. Huber's journal reveals some secrets. Lastly, two new faces arrive on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Feb 11, 2022

I'm very sorry about what happens at the Van de Kamp house. The confrontation between Bree and Rex, ...

8.4/10 (940 votes)
#21

Guilty

S1:E8
Nov 28, 2004

In the aftermath of tragedy with Bree's son Andrew running over Carlos' mother Juanita Solis, the residents of Wisteria Lane take stock of their lives. Meanwhile, Susan grows suspicious of Mike's real reason for moving to the street. Lynette reaches the breaking point in her addiction to the twins' ADD medication as she tries other measures like acupuncture to release her stress. The mysterious Mr. Shaw gets down to business as he develops a relationship with Edie. Lastly, Gabrielle confesses her adulterous affair to a priest while Carlos' mother Juanita is in the hospital.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

I wish I could hug Lynette and protect her from everything.

8.5/10 (1625 votes)
#22

Pilot

S1:E1
Oct 3, 2004

Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young. It's a way of death. One day, in her perfect house, in the loveliest of suburbs, Mary Alice ended it all. Now she's taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors, commenting from her elevated POV. Her husband's acting suspicious, the neighbors are talking, and her girlfriends are wondering why one of their own would do something so rash… and so messy.

heyflp Jan 18, 2022

“It’s like my grandmother always said... An erect penis doesn’t have a conscience.” “Even the limp ...

8.8/10 (960 votes)
#23

One Wonderful Day

S1:E23
May 22, 2005

Bree confides that she feels guilty because she and Rex were having a fight when he had his heart attack and that now he needs a pacemaker. Lynette's marriage takes a dramatic turn after an upset Tom vows that it is now her turn to go back to work and he'll be staying home with the kids. Carlos finally learns that John and Gabrielle have been lovers for a while, and vows revenge as he is carted off to jail. Mike takes Paul out to a deserted quarry, intending to shoot him.

heyflp Feb 13, 2022

Rex was murdered by George. And he died believing that Bree was responsible. And he understood that ...

8.5/10 (1625 votes)

Pilot

S1:E1
Oct 3, 2004

Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young. It's a way of death. One day, in her perfect house, in the loveliest of suburbs, Mary Alice ended it all. Now she's taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors, commenting from her elevated POV. Her husband's acting suspicious, the neighbors are talking, and her girlfriends are wondering why one of their own would do something so rash… and so messy.

heyflp Jan 18, 2022

“It’s like my grandmother always said... An erect penis doesn’t have a conscience.” “Even the limp ...

7.9/10 (1107 votes)

Ah, But Underneath

S1:E2
Oct 10, 2004

Mike's dog pays the price when Edie crashes his dinner date with Susan. Meanwhile, Gabrielle realizes that her lawnboy is taking their fling to heart - and that Carlos may actually be catching on. Also, Bree goads Rex into therapy, where the doctor may be the one who needs the most help. Lynette resorts to drastic measures to keep her kids in line, but it blows up in her face.

heyflp Jan 20, 2022

“Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house.”

8.0/10 (1054 votes)

Pretty Little Picture

S1:E3
Oct 17, 2004

The women decide to go ahead with the big dinner party that the late Mary Alice Young had planned to host, despite the more-than-minor disturbances in their own lives. Adulterous Gabrielle finds herself with a nine-year-old blackmailer who catches Gabrielle in the act in her affair with gardener John. Also, Bree struggles to keep her crumbling marriage a secret. Lastly, Susan bares all--in more ways than one--as she confronts her ex.

heyflp Jan 20, 2022

“Locked myself out...naked. And then I fell. So how are you?”

7.9/10 (983 votes)

Who's That Woman?

S1:E4
Oct 24, 2004

Cash-strapped Mrs. Huber figures out that Susan had something to do with Edie's house fire and tries to blackmail her. Meanwhile, Carlos becomes suspicious that Gabrielle is seeing another man, but targets the wrong suspect---the cable guy instead of gardener John. Also, Lynette balks when the twins' teacher insists the boys have ADD but tries to salvage the matter by seprating the boys. Lastly, Bree struggles with her rebellious son Andrew after Rex moves out.

heyflp Jan 21, 2022

“Andrew, I’m curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to...

7.7/10 (937 votes)

Come In, Stranger

S1:E5
Oct 31, 2004

A break-in on Wisteria Lane leaves the neighbors feeling vulnerable, especially Susan, who reluctantly accepts a date with a persistent policeman after Mike appears indifferent to her. Rex takes the kids away for the weekend as a lonely Bree finds herself bonding with Zach. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom pull out all the stops to get their uncontrollable twins Porter and Preston accepted at a prestigious private school, and the unexpected arrival of Carlos' mother puts a crimp in Gabrielle's covert love life.

heyflp Jan 22, 2022

“I like to try out new recipes before the actual holiday. That way if the cookbook’s gotten it wrong...

7.9/10 (913 votes)

Running to Stand Still

S1:E6
Nov 7, 2004

Lynette locks horns with officious mom Maisy Gibbons at the twins' school who is trying to produce a "politically correct" play about "Little Red Riding Hood." Meanwhile, Susan continues to investigate the mystery of Zach's sudden disappearance. She soon finds out his father Paul put him in Seacrest, a mental institution. She and Julie then go to investigate. Mama Solis comes closer to discovering Gabrielle's dirty little secret of her affair, and Bree comes undone when Rex suggests they hire a sex surrogate.

WalkingKev Nov 7, 2023

This episode makes you want to try drugs lolz.

8.1/10 (905 votes)

Anything You Can Do

S1:E7
Nov 21, 2004

Susan and Edie decide to follow Mike and his houseguest Kendra on their night out together. Lynette becomes steadily more dependent on the twins' ADD medication. In the meantime Gabrielle becomes jealous of the "other" woman in John's life. And Bree's kids mutiny when they learn their dad has moved out. Tom is not happy when Lynette tries to take over his concept of new "Spotless Scrubs" to his clients.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

I just love it when Bree hands thehouse keys to her kids after putting their belongings in the garde...

8.4/10 (940 votes)

Guilty

S1:E8
Nov 28, 2004

In the aftermath of tragedy with Bree's son Andrew running over Carlos' mother Juanita Solis, the residents of Wisteria Lane take stock of their lives. Meanwhile, Susan grows suspicious of Mike's real reason for moving to the street. Lynette reaches the breaking point in her addiction to the twins' ADD medication as she tries other measures like acupuncture to release her stress. The mysterious Mr. Shaw gets down to business as he develops a relationship with Edie. Lastly, Gabrielle confesses her adulterous affair to a priest while Carlos' mother Juanita is in the hospital.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

I wish I could hug Lynette and protect her from everything.

8.0/10 (858 votes)

Suspicious Minds

S1:E9
Dec 12, 2004

Looking to give her life a purpose, Gabrielle decides to organize a glamorous Halston fashion show for charity highlighting the ladies of Wisteria Lane. Bree and Rex are at odds on how to punish Andrew for putting Mrs. Solis in the hospital and finding drugs in his room. The police investigate a toy chest that Paul Young dumped in the river. Lastly, Lynette uses her business acumen to poach a nanny, Claire, but ends up getting involved between her current employer, Alexis.

amberrav Oct 20, 2022

It took nine episodes, but finally someone with good intentions is telling Gabrielle to stay away fr...

8.0/10 (849 votes)

Come Back to Me

S1:E10
Dec 19, 2004

Uber mom Maisy Gibbons returns, and her secret life intersects with Bree's. Meanwhile Gabrielle's predicament worsens as she gets a taste of her own medicine, courtesy of Carlos's jailhouse confession. Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level, and Lynette, suspicious (and a little jealous) of her new nanny decides to secretly videotape her. Lastly, Susan sends Zach Young back home to his father, who makes a startling admission of his own.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

The fury in Marcia Cross' eyes in the scene where Bree confronts Rex for his betrayal says EVERYTHIN...

7.9/10 (835 votes)

Move On

S1:E11
Jan 9, 2005

Edie organizes a neighborhood search for the missing Mrs. Huber, just as the absent busybody's sister Felicia Tilman arrives on Wisteria Lane. Meanwhile, Bree resigns herself to her marital state and asks an attractive pharmacist on a date. Susan's ex Karl suddenly reappears in her life, and Lynette fears that Tom is attracted to the new nanny. Lastly, Gabrielle sinks to new depths.. she gets a job.

heyflp Jan 28, 2022

“Edie, let me be clear about this. I hated Martha. She was a wretched pig of a woman, and the day sh...

7.9/10 (835 votes)

Every Day a Little Death

S1:E12
Jan 16, 2005

The residents of Wisteria Lane finally learn Martha Huber's fate. After learning that Mrs. Huber left behind a journal, Susan is forced to confess to Edie about her role in the fire that burned down Edie's house. Meanwhile Bree finds her new beau, George getting a little too close for comfort. Lastly, Carlos returns, but his homecoming isn't quite what Gabrielle had in mind. He is under house arrest, making it difficult for either of them to make money.

heyflp Jan 30, 2022

“Hello. I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief...

7.7/10 (818 votes)

Your Fault

S1:E13
Jan 23, 2005

When Lynette's father-in-law pays a visit to to the family, she unwittingly learns a family secret. Meanwhile, Susan is disturbed by Julie's growing romance with Zach. Rex attempts to reconcile with Bree as she tries to play hard-to-get. Lastly, Gabrielle is shocked when John's parents ask her for a favor in convincing John to move back home as he officially turned eighteen and no longer wants to live at home and trying to pursue a relationship with Gabrielle.

amberrav Oct 24, 2022

Lol, of course Bree is a republican. I feel so sorry for John. Not only was he raped, he then gets b...

8.0/10 (819 votes)

Love is in the Air

S1:E14
Feb 13, 2005

It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane, and love is all around (sort of), as Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike, until she learns a surprising fact about her favorite plumber. Meanwhile, after reconciling their relationship, Bree discovers something new about her husband Rex when it comes to his sexual needs. Lynette's neighbor accuses the Scavo twins of thievery as Lynette tries her best to handle the situation. Lastly, Gabrielle's work adventures continue as she gets a gig as a mattress model.

heyflp Feb 2, 2022

Bree Van de Kamp owns the episode with the best reactions to Rex's sexual preferences.

8.0/10 (813 votes)

Impossible

S1:E15
Feb 20, 2005

Mike Delfino is questioned about Mrs. Huber's murder by police and is arrested. John's friend, Justin attempts to blackmail Gabrielle with his knowledge of their affair. Meanwhile, Tom wants a big promotion, but Lynette fears that she'd be home alone with the kids more than ever and tries her best in discouraging him in taking the job. Also, Bree is shocked when she finds a condom. Zach Young plans a pool party for the teens on Wisteria Lane, and things get out of hand. Finally, someone comes out of the closet.

heyflp Feb 3, 2022

“I’m not... I’m not gay.” This was just... PRICELESS.

7.9/10 (813 votes)

The Ladies Who Lunch

S1:E16
Mar 27, 2005

Maisy Gibbons' series of unfortunate events shock the residents of Wisteria Lane when she is finally caught and arrested for prostitution. This leaves unexpected consequences for Bree and Rex when Maisys' little black book becomes public of all her clients. Gabrielle and Carlos also face a crisis of their own when the sewer system goes out at their house. Also, Lynette braves a scandal herself when it's rumored that the twins started the school's head lice epidemic. Meanwhile, as Susan sinks into depression over her breakup with Mike, she finds a surprising ally.

heyflp Feb 4, 2022

I just love the dynamic between Susan and Edie in this episode. They are fun together and it was nic...

7.8/10 (843 votes)

There Won't Be Trumpets

S1:E17
Apr 3, 2005

The residents of Wisteria Lane all attend the unfortunate funeral of Juanita Solis as Carlos and Gabrielle fret over their financial and court issues. Lynette befriends a deaf woman, Alisa Stevens, whose children also attend Barcliff Academy with Porter and Preston, but her newfound friendship is quickly put to the test. Meanwhile, Bree encounters more trouble with her son Andrew when it comes to disciplining him and lastly, Susan finds herself attracted to Edie's hunky new contractor, but Edie doesn't want her to go with him as a favor to their fragile friendship.

heyflp Feb 5, 2022

Andrew is an asshole. How dare he spit in Bree's face? I love Susan, but she needs to mature. She...

7.8/10 (809 votes)

Children Will Listen

S1:E18
Apr 10, 2005

Susan's mom pays an unannounced visit to Wisteria Lane after she and her boyfriend call it quits. Meanwhile, Gabrielle faces Carlos' wrath after he learns about the hospital settlement and tries to change their prenuptial agreement in order to keep Gabrielle in check while he serves his jail sentence. Lynette and Bree experience a chill in their friendship after Bree babysits Lynette's kids and dares to discipline Porter. Also, Bree and Rex visit Andrew at the teen rehab camp where they learn some shocking news about their son. Lastly, Felicia gets closer to Zach and reveals some disturbing details about his family in the past.

heyflp Feb 6, 2022

Carlos' behavior in this episode is ABSURD. He attacked Gaby in a brutal way and used physical viole...

7.7/10 (803 votes)

Live Alone and Like It

S1:E19
Apr 17, 2005

Lynette learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she momentarily befriends the mean Mrs. McClusky. Susan's mother decides to try and jump start her and her daughter's love lives. Andrew talks to a priest about his feelings, and tells him of his shocking plans for his mother, Bree. Gabrielle has her credit card declined in an upscale restaurant, and Carlos sends Gabrielle a big message about what will happen if she leaves him.

heyflp Feb 8, 2022

Lynette's storyline with Karen is so reflective and touching. I like this discussion about lonelines...

7.9/10 (788 votes)

Fear No More

S1:E20
May 1, 2005

Gabrielle plans a big party to bid farewell to Carlos, who is about to head off to jail for eight months. Meanwhile George Williams resurfaces in Bree's life, much to Rex's displeasure. Also, Lynette is shocked to learn that Tom's old girlfriend Annabel Foster who he dumped for Lynette has been hired at his firm again. Meanwhile, Zach continues to stalk Julie while Mike tries to separate Susan from Mary Alice's past secrets. Lastly, housewife Gabrielle is suspecting that she's pregnant.

heyflp Feb 9, 2022

I think Bree likes to know that Rex is jealous of her. That alone explains allowing George to come b...

7.7/10 (790 votes)

Sunday in the Park with George

S1:E21
May 8, 2005

Bree begins to feel guilty about her friendship with George while Rex's health continues to depreciate. Lynette tries to spice things up with Tom who, she fears, is losing interest. Meanwhile, Mr. Shaw consults with Paul, and ends up lying to Susan. After talking with Kendra Susan learns what Mike did. Gabrielle tells John that she is pregnant, and John doesn't take the news well. Lastly, Felicia takes action to help Zach, and to get rid of Paul for good.

heyflp Feb 10, 2022

Rex always underestimates Bree, even if it's in an "unconscious" way. I think it's too sad that she ...

8.1/10 (800 votes)

Goodbye for Now

S1:E22
May 15, 2005

Susan and Mike decide to move in together, much to Edie's displeasure. Meanwhile, Lynette takes steps to make sure Annabel doesn't come between her and Tom. Also, Bree comes to a realization about her "buddy" George the pharmacist who continues to interfere in her and Rex's lives. Carlos' legal problems take a turn for the worse, when Gabrielle decides to leave him. Mrs. Huber's journal reveals some secrets. Lastly, two new faces arrive on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Feb 11, 2022

I'm very sorry about what happens at the Van de Kamp house. The confrontation between Bree and Rex, ...

8.8/10 (960 votes)

One Wonderful Day

S1:E23
May 22, 2005

Bree confides that she feels guilty because she and Rex were having a fight when he had his heart attack and that now he needs a pacemaker. Lynette's marriage takes a dramatic turn after an upset Tom vows that it is now her turn to go back to work and he'll be staying home with the kids. Carlos finally learns that John and Gabrielle have been lovers for a while, and vows revenge as he is carted off to jail. Mike takes Paul out to a deserted quarry, intending to shoot him.

heyflp Feb 13, 2022

Rex was murdered by George. And he died believing that Bree was responsible. And he understood that ...

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
4 ★ 8.2 17
★ 9.2 Something's Coming
★ 7.8 Sunday
3 ★ 8.1 23
★ 9.5 Bang
★ 7.7 Come Play Wiz Me
5 ★ 8.0 24
★ 9.2 The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
★ 7.7 We're So Happy You're So Happy
1 ★ 8.0 23
★ 8.8 One Wonderful Day
★ 7.7 Come In, Stranger
8 ★ 7.9 23
★ 9.1 Finishing the Hat
★ 7.4 Who Can Say What's True?
7 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.9 Down the Block There's a Riot
★ 7.5 I'm Still Here
2 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.5 Remember
★ 7.6 You'll Never Get Away from Me
6 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.5 Boom Crunch
★ 7.5 Careful the Things You Say