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9.2/10 (1682 votes)
#1

The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

S5:E13
Jan 18, 2009

When Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges), the neighborhood handyman, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane realize how much he affected their lives.

heyflp May 12, 2022

The 100th episode of Desperate Housewives is very special. And it’s remarkable. It is perhaps the mo...

8.7/10 (855 votes)
#2

Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know

S5:E19
Apr 19, 2009

Edie becomes the subject as the other housewives reminisce about her: with Susan recalling the first time they met; Lynnette remembers an unforgettable night; Gaby remembers an evening of friendly competition; and Bree remembers how thoughtful she was towards Orson.

heyflp May 9, 2019

Sexy. Perceptive. Strong. Beautiful. One of a kind.

8.6/10 (716 votes)
#3

City on Fire

S5:E8
Nov 16, 2008

Susan's daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend. Gabrielle learns that Mrs. Hildebrand has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to expose Bree's imperfections. Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling plan to leave Fairview and disappear. Finally, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual "Battle of the Bands" when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.

heyflp May 6, 2022

Susan happily admiring Julie’s new boyfriend, only to be disappointed to realize that he was actuall...

8.4/10 (684 votes)
#4

If It's Only in Your Head

S5:E24
May 17, 2009

Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gabrielle's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave.

GMileyCollier78 Nov 20, 2023

This was an intense season ending. I remember having to wait to see who Mike married at the end of i...

8.3/10 (667 votes)
#5

Mirror, Mirror

S5:E5
Oct 26, 2008

Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday. Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next level. Gabrielle's concerned she might be pregnant. Tom tells Lynette he's sold the pizzeria. A startling reason for the bond between Bree and Katherine is revealed. And finally, an outraged Mrs. McCluskey has the entire neighborhood questioning her sanity.

dpigatto Jan 26, 2017

One of the best episodes ever! Simply awesome!

8.3/10 (648 votes)
#6

A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.

S5:E18
Mar 22, 2009

Bree contemplates selling her business in order to revive her marriage. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened at work; Katherine is caught in an unforseen circumstance; and Edie's worst fear begins to come true.

ljanew May 21, 2023

Orson is honestly a bad person. I like his character, but this storyline is heavy. The way he treats...

8.1/10 (618 votes)
#7

A Vision's Just a Vision

S5:E10
Dec 7, 2008

Lynette takes extreme measures to protect her son. Carlos realizes the extent of Gaby's sacrifices for their family. Bree wants to prove to Andrew that she has accepted him for who he is. Katherine finds happiness, as Susan and Mike recognize the fate of their relationship. Meanwhile, Dave starts to lose his grip.

heyflp May 9, 2022

The Scavo family suffers so much. It’s one problem after another, all the time, there’s no peace for...

8.0/10 (816 votes)
#8

You're Gonna Love Tomorrow

S5:E1
Sep 28, 2008

Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a new man; Gaby questions her abilities as a mom; Bree is on the verge of publishing her own cookbook as business partner, Katherine, grows envious; Lynette catches her teenaged twins spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane in jaw-dropping fashion with a new man in tow.

heyflp Apr 28, 2022

The episode was very clever in its attempt to make people believe that the reason for Mike and Susan...

8.0/10 (601 votes)
#9

Me and My Town

S5:E9
Nov 30, 2008

For Gaby and Carlos, injuries sustained in the fire lead to a fortunate discovery. But for most, the consequences are less forgiving. Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost. Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a most precarious, though amusing, position on the day of her big cooking demonstration.

heyflp May 7, 2022

For Carlos, the injury he had during the confusion of people in the middle of the fire turned out to...

7.9/10 (621 votes)
#10

There's Always a Woman

S5:E6
Nov 2, 2008

Gaby is over the moon when Carlos' client makes them an offer they can't refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing. Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her. After breaking up with Jackson, Susan tries to surprise him, only to find the surprise is on her. Meanwhile, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave.

heyflp May 4, 2022

You can’t help but love Gabrielle Solis, man. I laughed so hard at her tempted by Virginia when she ...

7.9/10 (603 votes)
#11

Home Is the Place

S5:E11
Jan 4, 2009

Bree clashes with Alex's mother for their sons' affections. Gabrielle urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home. Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away. Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone. Meanwhile, Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn't abated.

heyflp May 10, 2022

I can’t contain my joy to see Bree and Andrew in such an incredible mother-son relationship. The dev...

7.9/10 (582 votes)
#12

Crime Doesn't Pay

S5:E16
Mar 8, 2009

Bree tells Lynette she will help Tom find a job; Carlos' adulterous boss puts Gaby in a precarious situation; after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance, Edie looks into Dave's past.

lemicomo May 27, 2024

I did NOT see that last scene coming. What a reach for the sake of drama lol Maria should have taken...

7.9/10 (575 votes)
#13

Rose's Turn

S5:E20
Apr 26, 2009

Carlos finds Lynette in a precarious position, which she chooses to hide from Tom, and Gabrielle hastily covers for Tom's coy behavior. Orson tries to hide the truth about his wounds from Bree, while Katherine confesses to Mike, which leads to a surprising realization. In the meantime, Susan confides her dark secret in Dave.

heyflp May 20, 2022

I love it when two characters’ arcs come together like that, like Gaby and Lynette did in this episo...

7.9/10 (579 votes)
#14

Everybody Says Don't

S5:E23
May 17, 2009

Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos offers to have his not-so-innocent niece, Ana, come and stay with them for a while and disrupts their routine. Meanwhile, Lynette becomes angry at Tom as he desperately tries to hold on to his youth. The brutal battle of the sexes between Orson and Bree gets nasty when Orson discovers what she's been up to. Elsewhere, Detectives Lyons and Collins make headway in the arson fire.

heyflp May 24, 2022

Gaby is a piece of work. I find it so funny when she explains to Juanita that Carlos’ family sucks, ...

7.8/10 (642 votes)
#15

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

S5:E3
Oct 12, 2008

Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight brought on by an altercation between their kids. To her chagrin, Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band after she told him to get rid of his old things. Finally, Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

lemicomo Apr 22, 2024

Mr. So Called Perfecf Husband Hodge couldn’t even manage to deal with his wife’s success. Leaving Br...

7.8/10 (600 votes)
#16

What More Do I Need?

S5:E7
Nov 9, 2008

Lynette and Tom uncover the unsettling truth about son Porter. Gabrielle suspects Carlos' best client, Virginia, has ulterior motives. Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment and shame. Katherine's not-so-little secret is unveiled. Susan learns of Jackson's true passion. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey's sister Roberta unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.

heyflp May 5, 2022

This Scavo plot is interesting because it parallels what we saw at the beginning of the show: Gaby a...

7.8/10 (590 votes)
#17

Connect! Connect!

S5:E12
Jan 11, 2009

Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; the search for Porter leads Lynette to her mother; Mike and Katherine define their relationship; Dave gets closer to exacting revenge.

heyflp May 11, 2022

Susan and Edie, two characters who are always fighting, who are always declaring war on each other, ...

7.8/10 (573 votes)
#18

The Story of Lucy and Jessie

S5:E17
Mar 15, 2009

Susan tries to impress a teacher at work, Gaby talks Carlos into hiring Lynette, Edie continues to look into Dave's past.

heyflp May 17, 2022

This was one of the best plots Susan received in the season. It was really funny that she accidental...

7.8/10 (576 votes)
#19

Marry Me a Little

S5:E22
May 10, 2009

Bree goes to extremes to hide her true intentions from Orson, while Susan and Jackson put on an act for the authorities. Lynette is shocked at the lengths Tom will go to in order to look younger, and Katherine masks the truth from Mike, afraid to lose him. Meanwhile, Dave is on edge when he learns a key witness to his misdeeds surfaces.

ljanew May 24, 2023

Susan is so unbelievably stupid… why would she do something like that. Katherine's motives are clear...

7.7/10 (644 votes)
#20

We're So Happy You're So Happy

S5:E2
Oct 5, 2008

Unaware of Jackson's whereabouts, Susan goes to a local bar suspecting that he might be with Mike however, she soon lands herself in-trouble; meanwhile, after spending money that did not belong to her, Gabrielle attempts to get Carlos to get a job at the local country club as it pays better. Bree promotes her cook book on a radio show.

heyflp Apr 29, 2022

I’m really enjoying this new attitude from Susan. She’s matured! And she’s more committed, determine...

7.7/10 (613 votes)
#21

Back in Business

S5:E4
Oct 19, 2008

Bree's new found success causes the rest of the women on Wisteria Lane to feel envious. Lynette longs to return to her days as an ad-executive, and finds an outlet as Bree's marketing manager. Mike feels that he is not a big enough presence in his son's life after M.J. draws a family portrait and leaves him out. Meanwhile, Gaby comes up with a way to have more sex with Carlos.

heyflp May 2, 2022

Poor Bree in this episode, she was made of a punching bag all over the place. I don’t think she’s ch...

7.7/10 (581 votes)
#22

Mama Spent Money When She Had None

S5:E14
Feb 8, 2009

Bree treats herself to a new car; Susan wants to send M.J. to the best school even though she and Mike can't afford it; Gaby tries to get back into shape; Lee wonders if he should tell Tom and Lynette some disturbing facts about Dave.

heyflp May 13, 2022

Oh Bree, there’s no way to defend what she did in this episode. I find it very difficult to choose a...

7.7/10 (570 votes)
#23

In a World Where the Kings are Employers

S5:E15
Feb 15, 2009

Susan gets a new job. Lynette tells Tom they need to sell Scavo's Pizzeria. Gaby discovers that Carlos' boss has a dirty little secret; Orson confronts Bree after discovering she has given Andrew a raise.

heyflp May 14, 2022

There’s no way to defend Susan in this episode. Perhaps it was her most immature and unbearable atti...

7.7/10 (587 votes)
#24

Bargaining

S5:E21
May 3, 2009

Bree sinks to a new low to retain the best lawyer, and Gabrielle's vanity is put to the test when she makes a deal with her daughter Juanita. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom negotiate sex, and Katherine deceives Mike to win his heart. Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) walks back into Susan's life with a proposal, and an unexpected visit sends Dave to do some bargaining of his own.

heyflp May 21, 2022

How delicious to see Bree all determined to get a divorce. She’s doing the right thing, Orson was on...

7.7/10 (644 votes)
#1

We're So Happy You're So Happy

S5:E2
Oct 5, 2008

Unaware of Jackson's whereabouts, Susan goes to a local bar suspecting that he might be with Mike however, she soon lands herself in-trouble; meanwhile, after spending money that did not belong to her, Gabrielle attempts to get Carlos to get a job at the local country club as it pays better. Bree promotes her cook book on a radio show.

heyflp Apr 29, 2022

I’m really enjoying this new attitude from Susan. She’s matured! And she’s more committed, determine...

7.7/10 (613 votes)
#2

Back in Business

S5:E4
Oct 19, 2008

Bree's new found success causes the rest of the women on Wisteria Lane to feel envious. Lynette longs to return to her days as an ad-executive, and finds an outlet as Bree's marketing manager. Mike feels that he is not a big enough presence in his son's life after M.J. draws a family portrait and leaves him out. Meanwhile, Gaby comes up with a way to have more sex with Carlos.

heyflp May 2, 2022

Poor Bree in this episode, she was made of a punching bag all over the place. I don’t think she’s ch...

7.7/10 (581 votes)
#3

Mama Spent Money When She Had None

S5:E14
Feb 8, 2009

Bree treats herself to a new car; Susan wants to send M.J. to the best school even though she and Mike can't afford it; Gaby tries to get back into shape; Lee wonders if he should tell Tom and Lynette some disturbing facts about Dave.

heyflp May 13, 2022

Oh Bree, there’s no way to defend what she did in this episode. I find it very difficult to choose a...

7.7/10 (570 votes)
#4

In a World Where the Kings are Employers

S5:E15
Feb 15, 2009

Susan gets a new job. Lynette tells Tom they need to sell Scavo's Pizzeria. Gaby discovers that Carlos' boss has a dirty little secret; Orson confronts Bree after discovering she has given Andrew a raise.

heyflp May 14, 2022

There’s no way to defend Susan in this episode. Perhaps it was her most immature and unbearable atti...

7.7/10 (587 votes)
#5

Bargaining

S5:E21
May 3, 2009

Bree sinks to a new low to retain the best lawyer, and Gabrielle's vanity is put to the test when she makes a deal with her daughter Juanita. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom negotiate sex, and Katherine deceives Mike to win his heart. Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) walks back into Susan's life with a proposal, and an unexpected visit sends Dave to do some bargaining of his own.

heyflp May 21, 2022

How delicious to see Bree all determined to get a divorce. She’s doing the right thing, Orson was on...

7.8/10 (642 votes)
#6

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

S5:E3
Oct 12, 2008

Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight brought on by an altercation between their kids. To her chagrin, Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band after she told him to get rid of his old things. Finally, Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

lemicomo Apr 22, 2024

Mr. So Called Perfecf Husband Hodge couldn’t even manage to deal with his wife’s success. Leaving Br...

7.8/10 (600 votes)
#7

What More Do I Need?

S5:E7
Nov 9, 2008

Lynette and Tom uncover the unsettling truth about son Porter. Gabrielle suspects Carlos' best client, Virginia, has ulterior motives. Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment and shame. Katherine's not-so-little secret is unveiled. Susan learns of Jackson's true passion. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey's sister Roberta unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.

heyflp May 5, 2022

This Scavo plot is interesting because it parallels what we saw at the beginning of the show: Gaby a...

7.8/10 (590 votes)
#8

Connect! Connect!

S5:E12
Jan 11, 2009

Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; the search for Porter leads Lynette to her mother; Mike and Katherine define their relationship; Dave gets closer to exacting revenge.

heyflp May 11, 2022

Susan and Edie, two characters who are always fighting, who are always declaring war on each other, ...

7.8/10 (573 votes)
#9

The Story of Lucy and Jessie

S5:E17
Mar 15, 2009

Susan tries to impress a teacher at work, Gaby talks Carlos into hiring Lynette, Edie continues to look into Dave's past.

heyflp May 17, 2022

This was one of the best plots Susan received in the season. It was really funny that she accidental...

7.8/10 (576 votes)
#10

Marry Me a Little

S5:E22
May 10, 2009

Bree goes to extremes to hide her true intentions from Orson, while Susan and Jackson put on an act for the authorities. Lynette is shocked at the lengths Tom will go to in order to look younger, and Katherine masks the truth from Mike, afraid to lose him. Meanwhile, Dave is on edge when he learns a key witness to his misdeeds surfaces.

ljanew May 24, 2023

Susan is so unbelievably stupid… why would she do something like that. Katherine's motives are clear...

7.9/10 (621 votes)
#11

There's Always a Woman

S5:E6
Nov 2, 2008

Gaby is over the moon when Carlos' client makes them an offer they can't refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing. Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her. After breaking up with Jackson, Susan tries to surprise him, only to find the surprise is on her. Meanwhile, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave.

heyflp May 4, 2022

You can’t help but love Gabrielle Solis, man. I laughed so hard at her tempted by Virginia when she ...

7.9/10 (603 votes)
#12

Home Is the Place

S5:E11
Jan 4, 2009

Bree clashes with Alex's mother for their sons' affections. Gabrielle urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home. Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away. Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone. Meanwhile, Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn't abated.

heyflp May 10, 2022

I can’t contain my joy to see Bree and Andrew in such an incredible mother-son relationship. The dev...

7.9/10 (582 votes)
#13

Crime Doesn't Pay

S5:E16
Mar 8, 2009

Bree tells Lynette she will help Tom find a job; Carlos' adulterous boss puts Gaby in a precarious situation; after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance, Edie looks into Dave's past.

lemicomo May 27, 2024

I did NOT see that last scene coming. What a reach for the sake of drama lol Maria should have taken...

7.9/10 (575 votes)
#14

Rose's Turn

S5:E20
Apr 26, 2009

Carlos finds Lynette in a precarious position, which she chooses to hide from Tom, and Gabrielle hastily covers for Tom's coy behavior. Orson tries to hide the truth about his wounds from Bree, while Katherine confesses to Mike, which leads to a surprising realization. In the meantime, Susan confides her dark secret in Dave.

heyflp May 20, 2022

I love it when two characters’ arcs come together like that, like Gaby and Lynette did in this episo...

7.9/10 (579 votes)
#15

Everybody Says Don't

S5:E23
May 17, 2009

Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos offers to have his not-so-innocent niece, Ana, come and stay with them for a while and disrupts their routine. Meanwhile, Lynette becomes angry at Tom as he desperately tries to hold on to his youth. The brutal battle of the sexes between Orson and Bree gets nasty when Orson discovers what she's been up to. Elsewhere, Detectives Lyons and Collins make headway in the arson fire.

heyflp May 24, 2022

Gaby is a piece of work. I find it so funny when she explains to Juanita that Carlos’ family sucks, ...

8.0/10 (816 votes)
#16

You're Gonna Love Tomorrow

S5:E1
Sep 28, 2008

Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a new man; Gaby questions her abilities as a mom; Bree is on the verge of publishing her own cookbook as business partner, Katherine, grows envious; Lynette catches her teenaged twins spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane in jaw-dropping fashion with a new man in tow.

heyflp Apr 28, 2022

The episode was very clever in its attempt to make people believe that the reason for Mike and Susan...

8.0/10 (601 votes)
#17

Me and My Town

S5:E9
Nov 30, 2008

For Gaby and Carlos, injuries sustained in the fire lead to a fortunate discovery. But for most, the consequences are less forgiving. Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost. Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a most precarious, though amusing, position on the day of her big cooking demonstration.

heyflp May 7, 2022

For Carlos, the injury he had during the confusion of people in the middle of the fire turned out to...

8.1/10 (618 votes)
#18

A Vision's Just a Vision

S5:E10
Dec 7, 2008

Lynette takes extreme measures to protect her son. Carlos realizes the extent of Gaby's sacrifices for their family. Bree wants to prove to Andrew that she has accepted him for who he is. Katherine finds happiness, as Susan and Mike recognize the fate of their relationship. Meanwhile, Dave starts to lose his grip.

heyflp May 9, 2022

The Scavo family suffers so much. It’s one problem after another, all the time, there’s no peace for...

8.3/10 (667 votes)
#19

Mirror, Mirror

S5:E5
Oct 26, 2008

Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday. Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next level. Gabrielle's concerned she might be pregnant. Tom tells Lynette he's sold the pizzeria. A startling reason for the bond between Bree and Katherine is revealed. And finally, an outraged Mrs. McCluskey has the entire neighborhood questioning her sanity.

dpigatto Jan 26, 2017

One of the best episodes ever! Simply awesome!

8.3/10 (648 votes)
#20

A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.

S5:E18
Mar 22, 2009

Bree contemplates selling her business in order to revive her marriage. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened at work; Katherine is caught in an unforseen circumstance; and Edie's worst fear begins to come true.

ljanew May 21, 2023

Orson is honestly a bad person. I like his character, but this storyline is heavy. The way he treats...

8.4/10 (684 votes)
#21

If It's Only in Your Head

S5:E24
May 17, 2009

Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gabrielle's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave.

GMileyCollier78 Nov 20, 2023

This was an intense season ending. I remember having to wait to see who Mike married at the end of i...

8.6/10 (716 votes)
#22

City on Fire

S5:E8
Nov 16, 2008

Susan's daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend. Gabrielle learns that Mrs. Hildebrand has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to expose Bree's imperfections. Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling plan to leave Fairview and disappear. Finally, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual "Battle of the Bands" when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.

heyflp May 6, 2022

Susan happily admiring Julie’s new boyfriend, only to be disappointed to realize that he was actuall...

8.7/10 (855 votes)
#23

Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know

S5:E19
Apr 19, 2009

Edie becomes the subject as the other housewives reminisce about her: with Susan recalling the first time they met; Lynnette remembers an unforgettable night; Gaby remembers an evening of friendly competition; and Bree remembers how thoughtful she was towards Orson.

heyflp May 9, 2019

Sexy. Perceptive. Strong. Beautiful. One of a kind.

9.2/10 (1682 votes)
#24

The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

S5:E13
Jan 18, 2009

When Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges), the neighborhood handyman, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane realize how much he affected their lives.

heyflp May 12, 2022

The 100th episode of Desperate Housewives is very special. And it’s remarkable. It is perhaps the mo...

8.0/10 (816 votes)

You're Gonna Love Tomorrow

S5:E1
Sep 28, 2008

Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a new man; Gaby questions her abilities as a mom; Bree is on the verge of publishing her own cookbook as business partner, Katherine, grows envious; Lynette catches her teenaged twins spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane in jaw-dropping fashion with a new man in tow.

heyflp Apr 28, 2022

The episode was very clever in its attempt to make people believe that the reason for Mike and Susan...

7.7/10 (644 votes)

We're So Happy You're So Happy

S5:E2
Oct 5, 2008

Unaware of Jackson's whereabouts, Susan goes to a local bar suspecting that he might be with Mike however, she soon lands herself in-trouble; meanwhile, after spending money that did not belong to her, Gabrielle attempts to get Carlos to get a job at the local country club as it pays better. Bree promotes her cook book on a radio show.

heyflp Apr 29, 2022

I’m really enjoying this new attitude from Susan. She’s matured! And she’s more committed, determine...

7.8/10 (642 votes)

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

S5:E3
Oct 12, 2008

Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight brought on by an altercation between their kids. To her chagrin, Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band after she told him to get rid of his old things. Finally, Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

lemicomo Apr 22, 2024

Mr. So Called Perfecf Husband Hodge couldn’t even manage to deal with his wife’s success. Leaving Br...

7.7/10 (613 votes)

Back in Business

S5:E4
Oct 19, 2008

Bree's new found success causes the rest of the women on Wisteria Lane to feel envious. Lynette longs to return to her days as an ad-executive, and finds an outlet as Bree's marketing manager. Mike feels that he is not a big enough presence in his son's life after M.J. draws a family portrait and leaves him out. Meanwhile, Gaby comes up with a way to have more sex with Carlos.

heyflp May 2, 2022

Poor Bree in this episode, she was made of a punching bag all over the place. I don’t think she’s ch...

8.3/10 (667 votes)

Mirror, Mirror

S5:E5
Oct 26, 2008

Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday. Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next level. Gabrielle's concerned she might be pregnant. Tom tells Lynette he's sold the pizzeria. A startling reason for the bond between Bree and Katherine is revealed. And finally, an outraged Mrs. McCluskey has the entire neighborhood questioning her sanity.

dpigatto Jan 26, 2017

One of the best episodes ever! Simply awesome!

7.9/10 (621 votes)

There's Always a Woman

S5:E6
Nov 2, 2008

Gaby is over the moon when Carlos' client makes them an offer they can't refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing. Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her. After breaking up with Jackson, Susan tries to surprise him, only to find the surprise is on her. Meanwhile, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave.

heyflp May 4, 2022

You can’t help but love Gabrielle Solis, man. I laughed so hard at her tempted by Virginia when she ...

7.8/10 (600 votes)

What More Do I Need?

S5:E7
Nov 9, 2008

Lynette and Tom uncover the unsettling truth about son Porter. Gabrielle suspects Carlos' best client, Virginia, has ulterior motives. Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment and shame. Katherine's not-so-little secret is unveiled. Susan learns of Jackson's true passion. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey's sister Roberta unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.

heyflp May 5, 2022

This Scavo plot is interesting because it parallels what we saw at the beginning of the show: Gaby a...

8.6/10 (716 votes)

City on Fire

S5:E8
Nov 16, 2008

Susan's daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend. Gabrielle learns that Mrs. Hildebrand has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to expose Bree's imperfections. Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling plan to leave Fairview and disappear. Finally, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual "Battle of the Bands" when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.

heyflp May 6, 2022

Susan happily admiring Julie’s new boyfriend, only to be disappointed to realize that he was actuall...

8.0/10 (601 votes)

Me and My Town

S5:E9
Nov 30, 2008

For Gaby and Carlos, injuries sustained in the fire lead to a fortunate discovery. But for most, the consequences are less forgiving. Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost. Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a most precarious, though amusing, position on the day of her big cooking demonstration.

heyflp May 7, 2022

For Carlos, the injury he had during the confusion of people in the middle of the fire turned out to...

8.1/10 (618 votes)

A Vision's Just a Vision

S5:E10
Dec 7, 2008

Lynette takes extreme measures to protect her son. Carlos realizes the extent of Gaby's sacrifices for their family. Bree wants to prove to Andrew that she has accepted him for who he is. Katherine finds happiness, as Susan and Mike recognize the fate of their relationship. Meanwhile, Dave starts to lose his grip.

heyflp May 9, 2022

The Scavo family suffers so much. It’s one problem after another, all the time, there’s no peace for...

7.9/10 (603 votes)

Home Is the Place

S5:E11
Jan 4, 2009

Bree clashes with Alex's mother for their sons' affections. Gabrielle urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home. Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away. Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone. Meanwhile, Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn't abated.

heyflp May 10, 2022

I can’t contain my joy to see Bree and Andrew in such an incredible mother-son relationship. The dev...

7.8/10 (590 votes)

Connect! Connect!

S5:E12
Jan 11, 2009

Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; the search for Porter leads Lynette to her mother; Mike and Katherine define their relationship; Dave gets closer to exacting revenge.

heyflp May 11, 2022

Susan and Edie, two characters who are always fighting, who are always declaring war on each other, ...

9.2/10 (1682 votes)

The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

S5:E13
Jan 18, 2009

When Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges), the neighborhood handyman, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane realize how much he affected their lives.

heyflp May 12, 2022

The 100th episode of Desperate Housewives is very special. And it’s remarkable. It is perhaps the mo...

7.7/10 (581 votes)

Mama Spent Money When She Had None

S5:E14
Feb 8, 2009

Bree treats herself to a new car; Susan wants to send M.J. to the best school even though she and Mike can't afford it; Gaby tries to get back into shape; Lee wonders if he should tell Tom and Lynette some disturbing facts about Dave.

heyflp May 13, 2022

Oh Bree, there’s no way to defend what she did in this episode. I find it very difficult to choose a...

7.7/10 (570 votes)

In a World Where the Kings are Employers

S5:E15
Feb 15, 2009

Susan gets a new job. Lynette tells Tom they need to sell Scavo's Pizzeria. Gaby discovers that Carlos' boss has a dirty little secret; Orson confronts Bree after discovering she has given Andrew a raise.

heyflp May 14, 2022

There’s no way to defend Susan in this episode. Perhaps it was her most immature and unbearable atti...

7.9/10 (582 votes)

Crime Doesn't Pay

S5:E16
Mar 8, 2009

Bree tells Lynette she will help Tom find a job; Carlos' adulterous boss puts Gaby in a precarious situation; after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance, Edie looks into Dave's past.

lemicomo May 27, 2024

I did NOT see that last scene coming. What a reach for the sake of drama lol Maria should have taken...

7.8/10 (573 votes)

The Story of Lucy and Jessie

S5:E17
Mar 15, 2009

Susan tries to impress a teacher at work, Gaby talks Carlos into hiring Lynette, Edie continues to look into Dave's past.

heyflp May 17, 2022

This was one of the best plots Susan received in the season. It was really funny that she accidental...

8.3/10 (648 votes)

A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.

S5:E18
Mar 22, 2009

Bree contemplates selling her business in order to revive her marriage. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened at work; Katherine is caught in an unforseen circumstance; and Edie's worst fear begins to come true.

ljanew May 21, 2023

Orson is honestly a bad person. I like his character, but this storyline is heavy. The way he treats...

8.7/10 (855 votes)

Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know

S5:E19
Apr 19, 2009

Edie becomes the subject as the other housewives reminisce about her: with Susan recalling the first time they met; Lynnette remembers an unforgettable night; Gaby remembers an evening of friendly competition; and Bree remembers how thoughtful she was towards Orson.

heyflp May 9, 2019

Sexy. Perceptive. Strong. Beautiful. One of a kind.

7.9/10 (575 votes)

Rose's Turn

S5:E20
Apr 26, 2009

Carlos finds Lynette in a precarious position, which she chooses to hide from Tom, and Gabrielle hastily covers for Tom's coy behavior. Orson tries to hide the truth about his wounds from Bree, while Katherine confesses to Mike, which leads to a surprising realization. In the meantime, Susan confides her dark secret in Dave.

heyflp May 20, 2022

I love it when two characters’ arcs come together like that, like Gaby and Lynette did in this episo...

7.7/10 (587 votes)

Bargaining

S5:E21
May 3, 2009

Bree sinks to a new low to retain the best lawyer, and Gabrielle's vanity is put to the test when she makes a deal with her daughter Juanita. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom negotiate sex, and Katherine deceives Mike to win his heart. Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) walks back into Susan's life with a proposal, and an unexpected visit sends Dave to do some bargaining of his own.

heyflp May 21, 2022

How delicious to see Bree all determined to get a divorce. She’s doing the right thing, Orson was on...

7.8/10 (576 votes)

Marry Me a Little

S5:E22
May 10, 2009

Bree goes to extremes to hide her true intentions from Orson, while Susan and Jackson put on an act for the authorities. Lynette is shocked at the lengths Tom will go to in order to look younger, and Katherine masks the truth from Mike, afraid to lose him. Meanwhile, Dave is on edge when he learns a key witness to his misdeeds surfaces.

ljanew May 24, 2023

Susan is so unbelievably stupid… why would she do something like that. Katherine's motives are clear...

7.9/10 (579 votes)

Everybody Says Don't

S5:E23
May 17, 2009

Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos offers to have his not-so-innocent niece, Ana, come and stay with them for a while and disrupts their routine. Meanwhile, Lynette becomes angry at Tom as he desperately tries to hold on to his youth. The brutal battle of the sexes between Orson and Bree gets nasty when Orson discovers what she's been up to. Elsewhere, Detectives Lyons and Collins make headway in the arson fire.

heyflp May 24, 2022

Gaby is a piece of work. I find it so funny when she explains to Juanita that Carlos’ family sucks, ...

8.4/10 (684 votes)

If It's Only in Your Head

S5:E24
May 17, 2009

Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gabrielle's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave.

GMileyCollier78 Nov 20, 2023

This was an intense season ending. I remember having to wait to see who Mike married at the end of i...

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
4 ★ 8.2 17
★ 9.2 Something's Coming
★ 7.8 Sunday
3 ★ 8.1 23
★ 9.5 Bang
★ 7.7 Come Play Wiz Me
5 ★ 8.0 24
★ 9.2 The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
★ 7.7 We're So Happy You're So Happy
1 ★ 8.0 23
★ 8.8 One Wonderful Day
★ 7.7 Come In, Stranger
8 ★ 7.9 23
★ 9.1 Finishing the Hat
★ 7.4 Who Can Say What's True?
7 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.9 Down the Block There's a Riot
★ 7.5 I'm Still Here
2 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.5 Remember
★ 7.6 You'll Never Get Away from Me
6 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.5 Boom Crunch
★ 7.5 Careful the Things You Say