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9.5/10 (2184 votes)
#1

Bang

S3:E7
Nov 5, 2006

Everyone's lives on Wisteria Lane are forever changed when Carolyn Bigsby holds shoppers hostage at a local supermarket. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos finish dividing their assets: Gabrielle gets the house, and Carlos gets everything in it. Susan is preparing to go to Paris with Ian.

yuriscx Apr 5, 2016

Best episode so far! Felicity Huffman acting was brillant.

8.6/10 (799 votes)
#2

The Little Things You Do Together

S3:E15
Feb 18, 2007

All of Wisteria Lane gathers at Pizzeria Scavo for the grand opening event, while one resident meets an untimely fate and another accepts a marriage proposal.

heyflp Mar 29, 2022

I love this Hodge family mystery so much. I find it intriguing and it was soooo well handled through...

8.6/10 (829 votes)
#3

Getting Married Today

S3:E23
May 20, 2007

As Gabrielle prepares for her fairy tale wedding, Bree returns to Fairview with a surprise. Meanwhile, Lynette's mother Stella pays her a visit after finding out Lynette has cancer. Finally, Susan and Mike tie the knot in an unexpected location.

heyflp Apr 7, 2022

FINALLY WE HAVE BREE BACK! I was missing her so much. And she’s back all mysterious and full of secr...

8.1/10 (851 votes)
#4

Listen to the Rain on the Roof

S3:E1
Sep 24, 2006

It is raining on Wisteria Lane, six months after Mike was run over. He is now in a coma, with Susan by his side. Bree gets engaged to Orson. Gabrielle and Carlos are getting divorced, but they are briefly reunited when their 8½ months pregnant surrogate Xiao-Mei runs away. While adjusting to having another child around the house, Lynette realizes that the girl's mother, Nora, is more than she can handle.

heyflp Mar 13, 2022

Susan proving what a wonderful woman she is and shocking all her haters. Six months of daily going t...

8.1/10 (727 votes)
#5

The Miracle Song

S3:E10
Nov 26, 2006

The residents of Wisteria Lane celebrate their annual holiday block party. Meanwhile, Gabrielle sets her eyes on a father of a girl she's coaching. Mike is arrested for Monique's murder. Thanks to Lynette, mothers of the neighborhood arrange a protest against Art. This causes his sister a heart attack. And Susan has to cook dinner for Ian's parents.

heyflp Mar 24, 2022

Gaby’s new love interest is insanely gorgeous. She looked at him like a fool on the first date, repr...

8.1/10 (687 votes)
#6

Gossip

S3:E20
Apr 29, 2007

Susan goes to the therapist and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike. Travers is having a birthday party which only spells trouble for Mrs. McCluskey, Gabrielle's engagement party is upstaged by an unexpected announcement and the neighborhood is full of gossip about the dead body found on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Apr 4, 2022

Susan ending up at the therapist for her breakdown in the parking lot was priceless—but she was abso...

8.0/10 (737 votes)
#7

It Takes Two

S3:E2
Oct 1, 2006

It's wedding day for Bree and Orson but things don't go quite as planned. Meanwhile, the body of a dead woman believed to be Orson's ex-wife is recovered, which interrupts the reception. Susan goes on a date with Ian, but trouble ensues when his in-laws show up at the restaurant. When Nora breaks up with her boyfriend, Lynette decide to hook up Nora with someone. Edie lets her 18-year-old nephew Austin come live with her for some time. Lastly, Xiao-Mei goes into labor.

heyflp Mar 15, 2022

Bree and Orson’s marriage was so rushed. Even more considering what Carolyn did during the engagemen...

8.0/10 (714 votes)
#8

Sweetheart, I Have to Confess

S3:E6
Oct 29, 2006

Susan professes her love for Ian. Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love. Bree is confronted with Orson's past. In the meantime, Nora and Lynette go to war.

heyflp Mar 18, 2022

Mike has lost his memory and seems to have gone a little crazy too, doesn’t he? Edie told him all th...

8.0/10 (698 votes)
#9

I Remember That

S3:E14
Feb 11, 2007

Ian proposes to Susan. The Scavo pizzeria prepares for its grand opening. Mike visits a hypnotherapist in hopes of remembering Monique. Gabrielle's romantically interested in a lawyer, but he's working for Zach who wants her for himself. Bree is hospitalized after a fall, after being tricked to climb on a ladder to retrieve Monique's teeth.

heyflp Mar 28, 2022

I can’t deal with this “friend” of Jane’s during her funeral, man. What a sick and really crazy woma...

8.0/10 (726 votes)
#10

My Husband, the Pig

S3:E16
Mar 4, 2007

Edie gets an unexpected visit from her son. An unexpected pregnancy causes complications. Victor Lang, a man in his 40s running for mayor of Fairview, introduces himself for Gabrielle. The deceased Rex Van De Kamp narrates.

heyflp Mar 30, 2022

It had already been revealed before that Edie did have a child, but only once and that was in the ve...

8.0/10 (688 votes)
#11

God, That's Good

S3:E19
Apr 22, 2007

Gabrielle and Victor will make an unexpected twist in their relationship and will also face a crisis as a video of them sharing a passionate moment in an elevator was caught on tape and is now being used to blackmail them. Edie gets into a fight with one of the ladies that will ruin their "friendship" while another lady on Wisteria Lane ends up in the hospital.

heyflp Apr 2, 2022

This whole dinner sequence at Susan’s is so much fun. I laugh with Mike sabotaging the baker’s expec...

8.0/10 (698 votes)
#12

Into the Woods

S3:E21
May 6, 2007

Susan goes into the woods to try to find Mike. Gabrielle gets into an argument with a meter man who gives her a ticket. Victor is elected mayor, and Gabrielle goes back to teach the meter man a lesson. Edie's ex-husband comes back to collect Travers. Lynette realizes she has feelings for another man.

heyflp Apr 5, 2022

I love Susan (I never understood and will never truly understand why she is the most hated and despi...

8.0/10 (689 votes)
#13

What Would We Do Without You?

S3:E22
May 13, 2007

While Tom tries to save his marriage, Mike and Susan get engaged. However, Susan's happiness is short-lived when she realizes Gabrielle has stolen her cancelled wedding with Ian. Meanwhile, Edie wants Carlos to move in with her, and she's ready to do anything to make it happen.

heyflp Apr 6, 2022

This episode only intensifies the disgust I was already feeling from this whole Lynette arc. Serious...

7.9/10 (686 votes)
#14

No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

S3:E11
Jan 7, 2007

Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like a part of the family. Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit. Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got him. Gabrielle accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill. Bree organizes a dinner party to show Susan that Alma is alive.

heyflp Mar 24, 2022

It would be better if Kayla stayed away from the Scavo family, with her grandparents. She might be a...

7.9/10 (676 votes)
#15

Not While I'm Around

S3:E12
Jan 14, 2007

Bree isn't happy Alma has moved to Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed. The new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future. Julie and Austin go to Edie about giving them parental consent to buy birth control pills.

heyflp Mar 25, 2022

Alma already showing herself to be a villain. She manipulated the bird into saying exactly what she ...

7.9/10 (693 votes)
#16

Liaisons

S3:E18
Apr 15, 2007

Susan considers moving from Wisteria Lane to London. Later, an accident causes Ian, Susan, and their car to find themselves stranded in a lake. Tom feels threatened by the interest a new Scavo's Pizzeria employee Rick shows in Lynette. While debating his opponent in the mayoral election, Victor Lang witnesses something disturbing.

heyflp Apr 1, 2022

Susan sinking the car into that lake and Ian scared to death of the water!!! I couldn’t help but lau...

7.8/10 (707 votes)
#17

A Weekend in the Country

S3:E3
Oct 8, 2006

It is a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon, while Gabrielle and Lynette are going a spa vacation and Tom is going on a camping trip with the kids. Meanwhile Susan is going on a quiet romantic getaway with Ian, not sure if she's cheating on Mike. However, things don't go as planned.

heyflp Mar 16, 2022

How can you not laugh at that TV interview with Andrew? It’s very funny him saying that his mother a...

7.8/10 (697 votes)
#18

Like It Was

S3:E4
Oct 15, 2006

Mike has woken up from his coma, and has no recollection of the past two years, and Edie is there to fill in the blanks. Susan is still in the country with Ian, when she receives the news. Bree finds her family is anything but perfect. Lynette is determined not to let Parker quit baseball because he made a commitment, even though he's terrible at it. Carlos moves back into the Solis house, much to Gabrielle's displeasure.

heyflp Mar 17, 2022

Susan’s arc is so complex... There’s nothing wrong with deciding to move on, there’s no law against ...

7.8/10 (702 votes)
#19

Nice She Ain't

S3:E5
Oct 22, 2006

The divorce between Gabrielle and Carlos reaches new levels of bitterness. Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory, and realizes Edie has been posing as his girlfriend since he woke up. Tom decides that his dream is to open a pizza parlor, and Lynette is not delighted. Bree tries to break up Danielle and her history teacher, who's been having an affair with her. Meanwhile, Mike's phone number is discovered on a dead woman's body.

heyflp Mar 18, 2022

Carlos would have been better off keeping quiet, he shouldn’t have commented that Gaby wouldn’t be a...

7.8/10 (706 votes)
#20

Children and Art

S3:E8
Nov 12, 2006

Lynette returns home from the hospital. Gabrielle decides to get back into modeling and travels to New York. Susan comes home to find Austin and Julie making out on her couch. Bree meets her antagonistic mother-in-law Gloria, with whom Orson is in a quarrel. Detective Ridley has Mike's house searched.

heyflp Mar 22, 2022

Parker is always affected by these unusual situations... I felt sorry for the fear he was feeling of...

7.8/10 (687 votes)
#21

Beautiful Girls

S3:E9
Nov 19, 2006

Gabrielle takes a shot at training potential young beauty queens. After discovering a wall of photos of half-naked boys in his basement, Lynette is convinced her new neighbor Art is a pedophile. Susan stays at Ian's house and clashes with his butler. Carlos asks Mike if he could stay with him for a while. With his mother living in the Hodge house temporarily, another part of Orson's past is revealed.

heyflp Mar 23, 2022

I think Gabrielle’s arc is so cool, and very different too. Considering everything that had been goi...

7.8/10 (705 votes)
#22

Dress Big

S3:E17
Apr 8, 2007

Susan meets her in-laws and finds out some family. Victor is still taking his chances with Gabrielle, while she has a devastating catastrophe at her home. Lynette is encountering new problems at the pizzeria while an unexpected relationship develops on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Mar 31, 2022

I laughed with Ian all worried about how clumsy Susan is, afraid his mother would get hurt receiving...

7.7/10 (696 votes)
#23

Come Play Wiz Me

S3:E13
Jan 21, 2007

Gabrielle cannot avoid Zach. Mike's new lawyer suggests he pleads guilty, but Susan doesn't agree with that. Gloria informs Bree that she and Alma believe Bree is the other woman. Instead of going back to work Lynette pretends to be ill so she can help Tom promote the pizzeria at a food fair.

heyflp Mar 28, 2022

The things people do for their friends… It was pretty surprising that Gaby would come across somethi...

7.7/10 (696 votes)
#1

Come Play Wiz Me

S3:E13
Jan 21, 2007

Gabrielle cannot avoid Zach. Mike's new lawyer suggests he pleads guilty, but Susan doesn't agree with that. Gloria informs Bree that she and Alma believe Bree is the other woman. Instead of going back to work Lynette pretends to be ill so she can help Tom promote the pizzeria at a food fair.

heyflp Mar 28, 2022

The things people do for their friends… It was pretty surprising that Gaby would come across somethi...

7.8/10 (707 votes)
#2

A Weekend in the Country

S3:E3
Oct 8, 2006

It is a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon, while Gabrielle and Lynette are going a spa vacation and Tom is going on a camping trip with the kids. Meanwhile Susan is going on a quiet romantic getaway with Ian, not sure if she's cheating on Mike. However, things don't go as planned.

heyflp Mar 16, 2022

How can you not laugh at that TV interview with Andrew? It’s very funny him saying that his mother a...

7.8/10 (697 votes)
#3

Like It Was

S3:E4
Oct 15, 2006

Mike has woken up from his coma, and has no recollection of the past two years, and Edie is there to fill in the blanks. Susan is still in the country with Ian, when she receives the news. Bree finds her family is anything but perfect. Lynette is determined not to let Parker quit baseball because he made a commitment, even though he's terrible at it. Carlos moves back into the Solis house, much to Gabrielle's displeasure.

heyflp Mar 17, 2022

Susan’s arc is so complex... There’s nothing wrong with deciding to move on, there’s no law against ...

7.8/10 (702 votes)
#4

Nice She Ain't

S3:E5
Oct 22, 2006

The divorce between Gabrielle and Carlos reaches new levels of bitterness. Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory, and realizes Edie has been posing as his girlfriend since he woke up. Tom decides that his dream is to open a pizza parlor, and Lynette is not delighted. Bree tries to break up Danielle and her history teacher, who's been having an affair with her. Meanwhile, Mike's phone number is discovered on a dead woman's body.

heyflp Mar 18, 2022

Carlos would have been better off keeping quiet, he shouldn’t have commented that Gaby wouldn’t be a...

7.8/10 (706 votes)
#5

Children and Art

S3:E8
Nov 12, 2006

Lynette returns home from the hospital. Gabrielle decides to get back into modeling and travels to New York. Susan comes home to find Austin and Julie making out on her couch. Bree meets her antagonistic mother-in-law Gloria, with whom Orson is in a quarrel. Detective Ridley has Mike's house searched.

heyflp Mar 22, 2022

Parker is always affected by these unusual situations... I felt sorry for the fear he was feeling of...

7.8/10 (687 votes)
#6

Beautiful Girls

S3:E9
Nov 19, 2006

Gabrielle takes a shot at training potential young beauty queens. After discovering a wall of photos of half-naked boys in his basement, Lynette is convinced her new neighbor Art is a pedophile. Susan stays at Ian's house and clashes with his butler. Carlos asks Mike if he could stay with him for a while. With his mother living in the Hodge house temporarily, another part of Orson's past is revealed.

heyflp Mar 23, 2022

I think Gabrielle’s arc is so cool, and very different too. Considering everything that had been goi...

7.8/10 (705 votes)
#7

Dress Big

S3:E17
Apr 8, 2007

Susan meets her in-laws and finds out some family. Victor is still taking his chances with Gabrielle, while she has a devastating catastrophe at her home. Lynette is encountering new problems at the pizzeria while an unexpected relationship develops on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Mar 31, 2022

I laughed with Ian all worried about how clumsy Susan is, afraid his mother would get hurt receiving...

7.9/10 (686 votes)
#8

No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

S3:E11
Jan 7, 2007

Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like a part of the family. Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit. Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got him. Gabrielle accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill. Bree organizes a dinner party to show Susan that Alma is alive.

heyflp Mar 24, 2022

It would be better if Kayla stayed away from the Scavo family, with her grandparents. She might be a...

7.9/10 (676 votes)
#9

Not While I'm Around

S3:E12
Jan 14, 2007

Bree isn't happy Alma has moved to Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed. The new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future. Julie and Austin go to Edie about giving them parental consent to buy birth control pills.

heyflp Mar 25, 2022

Alma already showing herself to be a villain. She manipulated the bird into saying exactly what she ...

7.9/10 (693 votes)
#10

Liaisons

S3:E18
Apr 15, 2007

Susan considers moving from Wisteria Lane to London. Later, an accident causes Ian, Susan, and their car to find themselves stranded in a lake. Tom feels threatened by the interest a new Scavo's Pizzeria employee Rick shows in Lynette. While debating his opponent in the mayoral election, Victor Lang witnesses something disturbing.

heyflp Apr 1, 2022

Susan sinking the car into that lake and Ian scared to death of the water!!! I couldn’t help but lau...

8.0/10 (737 votes)
#11

It Takes Two

S3:E2
Oct 1, 2006

It's wedding day for Bree and Orson but things don't go quite as planned. Meanwhile, the body of a dead woman believed to be Orson's ex-wife is recovered, which interrupts the reception. Susan goes on a date with Ian, but trouble ensues when his in-laws show up at the restaurant. When Nora breaks up with her boyfriend, Lynette decide to hook up Nora with someone. Edie lets her 18-year-old nephew Austin come live with her for some time. Lastly, Xiao-Mei goes into labor.

heyflp Mar 15, 2022

Bree and Orson’s marriage was so rushed. Even more considering what Carolyn did during the engagemen...

8.0/10 (714 votes)
#12

Sweetheart, I Have to Confess

S3:E6
Oct 29, 2006

Susan professes her love for Ian. Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love. Bree is confronted with Orson's past. In the meantime, Nora and Lynette go to war.

heyflp Mar 18, 2022

Mike has lost his memory and seems to have gone a little crazy too, doesn’t he? Edie told him all th...

8.0/10 (698 votes)
#13

I Remember That

S3:E14
Feb 11, 2007

Ian proposes to Susan. The Scavo pizzeria prepares for its grand opening. Mike visits a hypnotherapist in hopes of remembering Monique. Gabrielle's romantically interested in a lawyer, but he's working for Zach who wants her for himself. Bree is hospitalized after a fall, after being tricked to climb on a ladder to retrieve Monique's teeth.

heyflp Mar 28, 2022

I can’t deal with this “friend” of Jane’s during her funeral, man. What a sick and really crazy woma...

8.0/10 (726 votes)
#14

My Husband, the Pig

S3:E16
Mar 4, 2007

Edie gets an unexpected visit from her son. An unexpected pregnancy causes complications. Victor Lang, a man in his 40s running for mayor of Fairview, introduces himself for Gabrielle. The deceased Rex Van De Kamp narrates.

heyflp Mar 30, 2022

It had already been revealed before that Edie did have a child, but only once and that was in the ve...

8.0/10 (688 votes)
#15

God, That's Good

S3:E19
Apr 22, 2007

Gabrielle and Victor will make an unexpected twist in their relationship and will also face a crisis as a video of them sharing a passionate moment in an elevator was caught on tape and is now being used to blackmail them. Edie gets into a fight with one of the ladies that will ruin their "friendship" while another lady on Wisteria Lane ends up in the hospital.

heyflp Apr 2, 2022

This whole dinner sequence at Susan’s is so much fun. I laugh with Mike sabotaging the baker’s expec...

8.0/10 (698 votes)
#16

Into the Woods

S3:E21
May 6, 2007

Susan goes into the woods to try to find Mike. Gabrielle gets into an argument with a meter man who gives her a ticket. Victor is elected mayor, and Gabrielle goes back to teach the meter man a lesson. Edie's ex-husband comes back to collect Travers. Lynette realizes she has feelings for another man.

heyflp Apr 5, 2022

I love Susan (I never understood and will never truly understand why she is the most hated and despi...

8.0/10 (689 votes)
#17

What Would We Do Without You?

S3:E22
May 13, 2007

While Tom tries to save his marriage, Mike and Susan get engaged. However, Susan's happiness is short-lived when she realizes Gabrielle has stolen her cancelled wedding with Ian. Meanwhile, Edie wants Carlos to move in with her, and she's ready to do anything to make it happen.

heyflp Apr 6, 2022

This episode only intensifies the disgust I was already feeling from this whole Lynette arc. Serious...

8.1/10 (851 votes)
#18

Listen to the Rain on the Roof

S3:E1
Sep 24, 2006

It is raining on Wisteria Lane, six months after Mike was run over. He is now in a coma, with Susan by his side. Bree gets engaged to Orson. Gabrielle and Carlos are getting divorced, but they are briefly reunited when their 8½ months pregnant surrogate Xiao-Mei runs away. While adjusting to having another child around the house, Lynette realizes that the girl's mother, Nora, is more than she can handle.

heyflp Mar 13, 2022

Susan proving what a wonderful woman she is and shocking all her haters. Six months of daily going t...

8.1/10 (727 votes)
#19

The Miracle Song

S3:E10
Nov 26, 2006

The residents of Wisteria Lane celebrate their annual holiday block party. Meanwhile, Gabrielle sets her eyes on a father of a girl she's coaching. Mike is arrested for Monique's murder. Thanks to Lynette, mothers of the neighborhood arrange a protest against Art. This causes his sister a heart attack. And Susan has to cook dinner for Ian's parents.

heyflp Mar 24, 2022

Gaby’s new love interest is insanely gorgeous. She looked at him like a fool on the first date, repr...

8.1/10 (687 votes)
#20

Gossip

S3:E20
Apr 29, 2007

Susan goes to the therapist and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike. Travers is having a birthday party which only spells trouble for Mrs. McCluskey, Gabrielle's engagement party is upstaged by an unexpected announcement and the neighborhood is full of gossip about the dead body found on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Apr 4, 2022

Susan ending up at the therapist for her breakdown in the parking lot was priceless—but she was abso...

8.6/10 (799 votes)
#21

The Little Things You Do Together

S3:E15
Feb 18, 2007

All of Wisteria Lane gathers at Pizzeria Scavo for the grand opening event, while one resident meets an untimely fate and another accepts a marriage proposal.

heyflp Mar 29, 2022

I love this Hodge family mystery so much. I find it intriguing and it was soooo well handled through...

8.6/10 (829 votes)
#22

Getting Married Today

S3:E23
May 20, 2007

As Gabrielle prepares for her fairy tale wedding, Bree returns to Fairview with a surprise. Meanwhile, Lynette's mother Stella pays her a visit after finding out Lynette has cancer. Finally, Susan and Mike tie the knot in an unexpected location.

heyflp Apr 7, 2022

FINALLY WE HAVE BREE BACK! I was missing her so much. And she’s back all mysterious and full of secr...

9.5/10 (2184 votes)
#23

Bang

S3:E7
Nov 5, 2006

Everyone's lives on Wisteria Lane are forever changed when Carolyn Bigsby holds shoppers hostage at a local supermarket. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos finish dividing their assets: Gabrielle gets the house, and Carlos gets everything in it. Susan is preparing to go to Paris with Ian.

yuriscx Apr 5, 2016

Best episode so far! Felicity Huffman acting was brillant.

8.1/10 (851 votes)

Listen to the Rain on the Roof

S3:E1
Sep 24, 2006

It is raining on Wisteria Lane, six months after Mike was run over. He is now in a coma, with Susan by his side. Bree gets engaged to Orson. Gabrielle and Carlos are getting divorced, but they are briefly reunited when their 8½ months pregnant surrogate Xiao-Mei runs away. While adjusting to having another child around the house, Lynette realizes that the girl's mother, Nora, is more than she can handle.

heyflp Mar 13, 2022

Susan proving what a wonderful woman she is and shocking all her haters. Six months of daily going t...

8.0/10 (737 votes)

It Takes Two

S3:E2
Oct 1, 2006

It's wedding day for Bree and Orson but things don't go quite as planned. Meanwhile, the body of a dead woman believed to be Orson's ex-wife is recovered, which interrupts the reception. Susan goes on a date with Ian, but trouble ensues when his in-laws show up at the restaurant. When Nora breaks up with her boyfriend, Lynette decide to hook up Nora with someone. Edie lets her 18-year-old nephew Austin come live with her for some time. Lastly, Xiao-Mei goes into labor.

heyflp Mar 15, 2022

Bree and Orson’s marriage was so rushed. Even more considering what Carolyn did during the engagemen...

7.8/10 (707 votes)

A Weekend in the Country

S3:E3
Oct 8, 2006

It is a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon, while Gabrielle and Lynette are going a spa vacation and Tom is going on a camping trip with the kids. Meanwhile Susan is going on a quiet romantic getaway with Ian, not sure if she's cheating on Mike. However, things don't go as planned.

heyflp Mar 16, 2022

How can you not laugh at that TV interview with Andrew? It’s very funny him saying that his mother a...

7.8/10 (697 votes)

Like It Was

S3:E4
Oct 15, 2006

Mike has woken up from his coma, and has no recollection of the past two years, and Edie is there to fill in the blanks. Susan is still in the country with Ian, when she receives the news. Bree finds her family is anything but perfect. Lynette is determined not to let Parker quit baseball because he made a commitment, even though he's terrible at it. Carlos moves back into the Solis house, much to Gabrielle's displeasure.

heyflp Mar 17, 2022

Susan’s arc is so complex... There’s nothing wrong with deciding to move on, there’s no law against ...

7.8/10 (702 votes)

Nice She Ain't

S3:E5
Oct 22, 2006

The divorce between Gabrielle and Carlos reaches new levels of bitterness. Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory, and realizes Edie has been posing as his girlfriend since he woke up. Tom decides that his dream is to open a pizza parlor, and Lynette is not delighted. Bree tries to break up Danielle and her history teacher, who's been having an affair with her. Meanwhile, Mike's phone number is discovered on a dead woman's body.

heyflp Mar 18, 2022

Carlos would have been better off keeping quiet, he shouldn’t have commented that Gaby wouldn’t be a...

8.0/10 (714 votes)

Sweetheart, I Have to Confess

S3:E6
Oct 29, 2006

Susan professes her love for Ian. Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love. Bree is confronted with Orson's past. In the meantime, Nora and Lynette go to war.

heyflp Mar 18, 2022

Mike has lost his memory and seems to have gone a little crazy too, doesn’t he? Edie told him all th...

9.5/10 (2184 votes)

Bang

S3:E7
Nov 5, 2006

Everyone's lives on Wisteria Lane are forever changed when Carolyn Bigsby holds shoppers hostage at a local supermarket. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos finish dividing their assets: Gabrielle gets the house, and Carlos gets everything in it. Susan is preparing to go to Paris with Ian.

yuriscx Apr 5, 2016

Best episode so far! Felicity Huffman acting was brillant.

7.8/10 (706 votes)

Children and Art

S3:E8
Nov 12, 2006

Lynette returns home from the hospital. Gabrielle decides to get back into modeling and travels to New York. Susan comes home to find Austin and Julie making out on her couch. Bree meets her antagonistic mother-in-law Gloria, with whom Orson is in a quarrel. Detective Ridley has Mike's house searched.

heyflp Mar 22, 2022

Parker is always affected by these unusual situations... I felt sorry for the fear he was feeling of...

7.8/10 (687 votes)

Beautiful Girls

S3:E9
Nov 19, 2006

Gabrielle takes a shot at training potential young beauty queens. After discovering a wall of photos of half-naked boys in his basement, Lynette is convinced her new neighbor Art is a pedophile. Susan stays at Ian's house and clashes with his butler. Carlos asks Mike if he could stay with him for a while. With his mother living in the Hodge house temporarily, another part of Orson's past is revealed.

heyflp Mar 23, 2022

I think Gabrielle’s arc is so cool, and very different too. Considering everything that had been goi...

8.1/10 (727 votes)

The Miracle Song

S3:E10
Nov 26, 2006

The residents of Wisteria Lane celebrate their annual holiday block party. Meanwhile, Gabrielle sets her eyes on a father of a girl she's coaching. Mike is arrested for Monique's murder. Thanks to Lynette, mothers of the neighborhood arrange a protest against Art. This causes his sister a heart attack. And Susan has to cook dinner for Ian's parents.

heyflp Mar 24, 2022

Gaby’s new love interest is insanely gorgeous. She looked at him like a fool on the first date, repr...

7.9/10 (686 votes)

No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

S3:E11
Jan 7, 2007

Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like a part of the family. Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit. Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got him. Gabrielle accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her relationship with Bill. Bree organizes a dinner party to show Susan that Alma is alive.

heyflp Mar 24, 2022

It would be better if Kayla stayed away from the Scavo family, with her grandparents. She might be a...

7.9/10 (676 votes)

Not While I'm Around

S3:E12
Jan 14, 2007

Bree isn't happy Alma has moved to Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed. The new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future. Julie and Austin go to Edie about giving them parental consent to buy birth control pills.

heyflp Mar 25, 2022

Alma already showing herself to be a villain. She manipulated the bird into saying exactly what she ...

7.7/10 (696 votes)

Come Play Wiz Me

S3:E13
Jan 21, 2007

Gabrielle cannot avoid Zach. Mike's new lawyer suggests he pleads guilty, but Susan doesn't agree with that. Gloria informs Bree that she and Alma believe Bree is the other woman. Instead of going back to work Lynette pretends to be ill so she can help Tom promote the pizzeria at a food fair.

heyflp Mar 28, 2022

The things people do for their friends… It was pretty surprising that Gaby would come across somethi...

8.0/10 (698 votes)

I Remember That

S3:E14
Feb 11, 2007

Ian proposes to Susan. The Scavo pizzeria prepares for its grand opening. Mike visits a hypnotherapist in hopes of remembering Monique. Gabrielle's romantically interested in a lawyer, but he's working for Zach who wants her for himself. Bree is hospitalized after a fall, after being tricked to climb on a ladder to retrieve Monique's teeth.

heyflp Mar 28, 2022

I can’t deal with this “friend” of Jane’s during her funeral, man. What a sick and really crazy woma...

8.6/10 (799 votes)

The Little Things You Do Together

S3:E15
Feb 18, 2007

All of Wisteria Lane gathers at Pizzeria Scavo for the grand opening event, while one resident meets an untimely fate and another accepts a marriage proposal.

heyflp Mar 29, 2022

I love this Hodge family mystery so much. I find it intriguing and it was soooo well handled through...

8.0/10 (726 votes)

My Husband, the Pig

S3:E16
Mar 4, 2007

Edie gets an unexpected visit from her son. An unexpected pregnancy causes complications. Victor Lang, a man in his 40s running for mayor of Fairview, introduces himself for Gabrielle. The deceased Rex Van De Kamp narrates.

heyflp Mar 30, 2022

It had already been revealed before that Edie did have a child, but only once and that was in the ve...

7.8/10 (705 votes)

Dress Big

S3:E17
Apr 8, 2007

Susan meets her in-laws and finds out some family. Victor is still taking his chances with Gabrielle, while she has a devastating catastrophe at her home. Lynette is encountering new problems at the pizzeria while an unexpected relationship develops on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Mar 31, 2022

I laughed with Ian all worried about how clumsy Susan is, afraid his mother would get hurt receiving...

7.9/10 (693 votes)

Liaisons

S3:E18
Apr 15, 2007

Susan considers moving from Wisteria Lane to London. Later, an accident causes Ian, Susan, and their car to find themselves stranded in a lake. Tom feels threatened by the interest a new Scavo's Pizzeria employee Rick shows in Lynette. While debating his opponent in the mayoral election, Victor Lang witnesses something disturbing.

heyflp Apr 1, 2022

Susan sinking the car into that lake and Ian scared to death of the water!!! I couldn’t help but lau...

8.0/10 (688 votes)

God, That's Good

S3:E19
Apr 22, 2007

Gabrielle and Victor will make an unexpected twist in their relationship and will also face a crisis as a video of them sharing a passionate moment in an elevator was caught on tape and is now being used to blackmail them. Edie gets into a fight with one of the ladies that will ruin their "friendship" while another lady on Wisteria Lane ends up in the hospital.

heyflp Apr 2, 2022

This whole dinner sequence at Susan’s is so much fun. I laugh with Mike sabotaging the baker’s expec...

8.1/10 (687 votes)

Gossip

S3:E20
Apr 29, 2007

Susan goes to the therapist and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike. Travers is having a birthday party which only spells trouble for Mrs. McCluskey, Gabrielle's engagement party is upstaged by an unexpected announcement and the neighborhood is full of gossip about the dead body found on Wisteria Lane.

heyflp Apr 4, 2022

Susan ending up at the therapist for her breakdown in the parking lot was priceless—but she was abso...

8.0/10 (698 votes)

Into the Woods

S3:E21
May 6, 2007

Susan goes into the woods to try to find Mike. Gabrielle gets into an argument with a meter man who gives her a ticket. Victor is elected mayor, and Gabrielle goes back to teach the meter man a lesson. Edie's ex-husband comes back to collect Travers. Lynette realizes she has feelings for another man.

heyflp Apr 5, 2022

I love Susan (I never understood and will never truly understand why she is the most hated and despi...

8.0/10 (689 votes)

What Would We Do Without You?

S3:E22
May 13, 2007

While Tom tries to save his marriage, Mike and Susan get engaged. However, Susan's happiness is short-lived when she realizes Gabrielle has stolen her cancelled wedding with Ian. Meanwhile, Edie wants Carlos to move in with her, and she's ready to do anything to make it happen.

heyflp Apr 6, 2022

This episode only intensifies the disgust I was already feeling from this whole Lynette arc. Serious...

8.6/10 (829 votes)

Getting Married Today

S3:E23
May 20, 2007

As Gabrielle prepares for her fairy tale wedding, Bree returns to Fairview with a surprise. Meanwhile, Lynette's mother Stella pays her a visit after finding out Lynette has cancer. Finally, Susan and Mike tie the knot in an unexpected location.

heyflp Apr 7, 2022

FINALLY WE HAVE BREE BACK! I was missing her so much. And she’s back all mysterious and full of secr...

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
4 ★ 8.2 17
★ 9.2 Something's Coming
★ 7.8 Sunday
3 ★ 8.1 23
★ 9.5 Bang
★ 7.7 Come Play Wiz Me
5 ★ 8.0 24
★ 9.2 The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
★ 7.7 We're So Happy You're So Happy
1 ★ 8.0 23
★ 8.8 One Wonderful Day
★ 7.7 Come In, Stranger
8 ★ 7.9 23
★ 9.1 Finishing the Hat
★ 7.4 Who Can Say What's True?
7 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.9 Down the Block There's a Riot
★ 7.5 I'm Still Here
2 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.5 Remember
★ 7.6 You'll Never Get Away from Me
6 ★ 7.9 23
★ 8.5 Boom Crunch
★ 7.5 Careful the Things You Say