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9.5/10 (11459 votes)
#1

How Your Mother Met Me

S9:E16

The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.

9.4/10 (8521 votes)
#2

Slap Bet

S2:E9

Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants to know the deal breakers right away, as Robin refuses to go to the mall to cover her secret.

9.3/10 (7667 votes)
#3

The Playbook

S5:E8

After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney dusts off his "playbook" to help him back into the dating scene

9.3/10 (7925 votes)
#4

The Final Page (2)

S8:E12

Christmas approaches and Ted wrestles with whether to tell Robin about Barney's intentions involving Patrice, while Marshall and Lily get an early Yule gift, a night away from Marvin, but a case of separation anxiety strikes and threatens to ruin the evening.

9.1/10 (7307 votes)
#5

The Pineapple Incident

S1:E10

After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he turns to his friends to try and piece the night together and work out who the woman is in his bed.

9.1/10 (6135 votes)
#6

The Naked Man

S4:E9

The gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted walks in on Robin's date sitting naked on the couch.

9.0/10 (6072 votes)
#7

Game Night

S1:E15

A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney's heart and made him into a suit-wearing bachelor, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment.

9.0/10 (5434 votes)
#8

Spoiler Alert

S3:E8

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

9.0/10 (6188 votes)
#9

Girls vs. Suits

S5:E12

When Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

9.0/10 (5653 votes)
#10

Blitzgiving

S6:E10

When Ted leaves the bar early to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his friends, the gang winds up partying all night with The Blitz, an old friend from college who has bad luck. As a result Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.

8.9/10 (5828 votes)
#11

Swarley

S2:E7

Marshall goes on his first real date post-breakup with Lily. Not only do Ted and Barney try to warn him that this girl has got the crazy eyes, but Lily decides to do everything she can to find out about this her and break them up. Also, Barney gets a new name.

8.9/10 (5351 votes)
#12

How I Met Everyone Else

S3:E5

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

8.9/10 (5130 votes)
#13

Slapsgiving

S3:E9

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

8.9/10 (5430 votes)
#14

Bad News

S6:E13

Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist. Robin begins her new job.

8.9/10 (5524 votes)
#15

Tick Tick Tick

S7:E10

Barney and Robin are afraid to break the news to Nora and Kevin that they cheated with each other and want to get back together, while Ted and Marshall get stoned together at a concert.

8.8/10 (4640 votes)
#16

Showdown

S2:E20

Thinking that Bob Barker may be his father, Barney is overjoyed to be a contestant on The Price is Right. Marshall and Lily try sleeping apart prior to the wedding.

8.8/10 (4898 votes)
#17

Ducky Tie

S7:E3

Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

8.8/10 (5483 votes)
#18

The End of the Aisle

S9:E22

With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.

8.7/10 (5450 votes)
#19

Drumroll, Please

S1:E13

Ted finds a new woman at the wedding. They want to remember the evening so they don't exchange last names or numbers; but Ted takes a big fall when he tries to find out her name.

8.7/10 (5226 votes)
#20

Mary the Paralegal

S1:E19

Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that Ted can take to the show. Originally Ted is opposed to the idea of just trying to save face in front of Robin but when she shows up with a date he changes his mind. Robin asks Mary lots of questions, and Ted begins to really like Mary, despite her occupation.

8.7/10 (5420 votes)
#21

Come On

S1:E22

Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a rain dance. At the same time Marshall finds out about Lily's interview for the fellowship in San Francisco.

8.7/10 (4996 votes)
#22

Ted Mosby, Architect

S2:E4

After Ted and Robin's first big fight, Barney tries to convince Ted that being an architect is an easy in to picking up chicks. Lily and Robin start following his trail after discovering that Ted hit it off with a girl named Anna shortly afterward.

8.7/10 (4812 votes)
#23

World's Greatest Couple

S2:E5

Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney intended one-night-stand won't go away. Barney uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation. Lily finds a place to stay.

8.7/10 (4410 votes)
#24

Something Borrowed

S2:E21

With everything going wrong on Lily and Marshall's wedding day, to everyone's surprise it's confirmed bachelor Barney who tries to fix it all.

8.7/10 (4496 votes)
#25

Something Blue

S2:E22

It's still Marshall and Lily's big wedding day but now we're at the reception. Robin tries to tell a story but keeps getting interrupted. Barney tries his hardest to figure out Ted and Robin's secret.

8.7/10 (4707 votes)
#26

Ten Sessions

S3:E13

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

8.7/10 (4514 votes)
#27

Intervention

S4:E4

When Ted is packing his stuff for his move to New Jersey, he discovers that the gang was going to hold an intervention for his engagement to Stella and demands they hold it anyway.

8.7/10 (4526 votes)
#28

Perfect Week

S5:E14

When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

8.7/10 (4727 votes)
#29

Oh Honey

S6:E15

Barney gets emotional when he opens up to Honey about his life. Ted admits to having feelings for Zoey to the group.

8.7/10 (4907 votes)
#30

Symphony of Illumination

S7:E12

Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

8.7/10 (4513 votes)
#31

The Magician's Code (2)

S7:E24

Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.

8.7/10 (4590 votes)
#32

The Bro Mitzvah

S8:E22

The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

8.7/10 (4933 votes)
#33

Something New

S8:E24

As the gang prepares to go to Robin and Barney’s wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney’s night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family.

8.6/10 (4214 votes)
#34

The Bracket

S3:E14

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

8.6/10 (4127 votes)
#35

The Three Days Rule

S4:E21

Ted breaks one of Barney and Marshall's relationship rules, texting a woman he recently met, so the pair play a joke on Ted by pretending to be the woman.

8.6/10 (4313 votes)
#36

The Leap

S4:E24

Ted is trying to keep his architecture firm afloat by doing an all-nighter, but Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party, on the fourth season finale.

8.6/10 (4428 votes)
#37

Last Words

S6:E14

While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh. Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.

8.5/10 (4170 votes)
#38

Miracles

S3:E20

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

8.5/10 (4305 votes)
#39

Do I Know You?

S4:E1

Ted and Stella get engaged, but Ted soon learns that he doesn't know anything about her. Meanwhile, Barney confesses to Lily that he's in love with Robin.

8.5/10 (4166 votes)
#40

Benefits

S4:E12

Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he's too embarrassed to use the office bathroom.

5.5/10 (20908 votes)
#1

Last Forever (2)

S9:E24

Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.

5.8/10 (6279 votes)
#2

Bedtime Stories

S9:E11

Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.

6.0/10 (6199 votes)
#3

Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

S9:E14

In an attempt to deliver a devastating final slap to Barney, Marshall explains how he mastered the Slap of A Million Exploding Suns.

6.6/10 (3902 votes)
#4

Mom and Dad

S9:E10

Barney concocts a plan when his father arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.

6.6/10 (11014 votes)
#5

Last Forever (1)

S9:E23

Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.

7.1/10 (3703 votes)
#6

The Poker Game

S9:E5

Barney is upset after Robin wins James's wedding ring during the poker game, and Ted argues with Marshall and Lily over whether he gave them a wedding gift.

7.1/10 (3742 votes)
#7

The Lighthouse

S9:E8

When Robin and Loretta's conflict escalates, Barney is caught in the middle. Meanwhile, Marshall and Daphne deal with a stowaway on their road trip, and Ted and Cassie try to enjoy a trip to a lighthouse.

7.2/10 (3679 votes)
#8

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

S7:E8

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

7.2/10 (3586 votes)
#9

Nannies

S8:E3

When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship.

7.2/10 (3383 votes)
#10

The Stamp Tramp

S8:E7

Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a job at his firm, but the interview goes awry, leaving Marshall to do damage control with his boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps negotiate Barney’s return to the strip club circuit.

7.2/10 (3331 votes)
#11

Romeward Bound

S8:E21

When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year as his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat.

7.2/10 (3725 votes)
#12

The Broken Code

S9:E4

While Barney works through his anger at Ted after finding out he still has feelings for Robin, Marshall Skypes in to act as a judge and help settle their dispute. Meanwhile, Lily realizes she is Robin’s only girlfriend.

7.2/10 (3710 votes)
#13

No Questions Asked

S9:E7

When Daphne sends a troubling text message to Lily, Marshall enlists the gang's help to remove the message while enforcing the "No Questions Asked" rule.

7.3/10 (3447 votes)
#14

Field Trip

S7:E5

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

7.3/10 (3987 votes)
#15

The Burning Beekeeper

S7:E15

Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

7.3/10 (3858 votes)
#16

The Pre-Nup

S8:E2

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

7.3/10 (3690 votes)
#17

The Autumn of Break-Ups

S8:E5

As the season of break-ups continues, Ted and Victoria must choose the next step in their long and complicated relationship. Meanwhile, Robin worries about Barney when he chooses a dog to be his wingman.

7.3/10 (3459 votes)
#18

Twelve Horny Women

S8:E8

Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.

7.3/10 (3402 votes)
#19

Lobster Crawl

S8:E9

Robin is determined to get Barney back no matter what it takes. Meanwhile, Ted fills in as Marvin’s Nanny, leading Marshall and Lily to realize that Ted is using baby Marvin to replace his other baby, the GNB building.

7.3/10 (3679 votes)
#20

Knight Vision

S9:E6

When Ted finds himself with three prospects to be his date for the wedding weekend, he chooses poorly. Meanwhile, Barney and Robin have a confrontation with their minister, and Marshall learns more about his driving companion, Daphne.

7.4/10 (3618 votes)
#21

Old King Clancy

S4:E18

Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he'd been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled.

7.4/10 (3632 votes)
#22

Zoo or False

S5:E19

When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

7.4/10 (3740 votes)
#23

Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

S8:E4

When Lily and Marshall can’t decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one.

7.4/10 (3465 votes)
#24

Splitsville

S8:E6

When Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick, Barney takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are desperate for some private time.

7.4/10 (3398 votes)
#25

Bad Crazy

S8:E16

Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette. Meanwhile, Robin becomes attached to Marvin after finally holding him for the first time.

7.4/10 (3564 votes)
#26

Something Old

S8:E23

Robin desperately tries to locate the item that she buried in Central Park years earlier to wear as her "Something Old" for the wedding. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily ask Ted to help them pack for Italy, and Barney invites Robin's father to play Laser Tag in order to bond with him.

7.4/10 (3822 votes)
#27

Last Time in New York

S9:E3

When Lily discovers Ted’s list of things he wants to do in New York before he moves for Chicago, she becomes frustrated that she is the only person who knows about his plans. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney realize they have very little time together before their relatives arrive for their wedding.

7.5/10 (4925 votes)
#28

Matchmaker

S1:E7

When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match. After getting information from the matchmaker’s computer, Ted pays a visit to a very cute, but taken, dermatologist in an effort to prove the prediction wrong that there are no women out there for him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are obsessed with ridding their apartment of a critter.

7.5/10 (4422 votes)
#29

Life Among the Gorillas

S1:E17

Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and Lily finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his crude fratty coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he receives several gifts from Victoria (Erika Singh) while he hasn't sent her anything.

7.5/10 (3906 votes)
#30

We're Not from Here

S3:E2

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

7.5/10 (3758 votes)
#31

Everything Must Go

S3:E19

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

7.5/10 (3773 votes)
#32

I Heart NJ

S4:E3

When Stella's babysitter cancels, a night out turns into the gang hanging out at her place, and Ted talks up New Jersey... until he learns Stella wants him to move there after marriage.

7.5/10 (3665 votes)
#33

Mosbius Designs

S4:E20

Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but the intern gets a little too close to others in the gang.

7.5/10 (3698 votes)
#34

As Fast as She Can

S4:E23

Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.

7.5/10 (3507 votes)
#35

Baby Talk

S6:E6

Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.

7.5/10 (3449 votes)
#36

Canning Randy

S6:E7

When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she manipulates his students into taking her side in the fight to save the building being torn down to make room for his project. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily spot Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.

7.5/10 (3370 votes)
#37

Garbage Island

S6:E17

Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage. Ted runs into The Captain. Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.

7.5/10 (3373 votes)
#38

The Exploding Meatball Sub

S6:E20

Lily and Barney react badly when Marshall finally quits his job at Goliath National Bank to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization. Meanwhile, Ted and Zoey's opposing positions on the future of the Arcadia come between them.

7.5/10 (3701 votes)
#39

46 Minutes

S7:E14

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

7.5/10 (3807 votes)
#40

Vesuvius

S9:E19

Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watches a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.

8.4/10 (7627 votes)

Pilot

S1:E1

When Ted's best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend, Lily, Ted realizes he'd better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Ted soon meets Robin in a neighborhood bar, immediately becomes smitten and scores a first date. But when Ted can hardly wait to see her again, his eagerness threatens to scare her away.

8.0/10 (5900 votes)

Purple Giraffe

S1:E2

In a desperate attempt for a second date, Ted invites Robin to a party he is throwing. However, she doesn't show up and he keeps throwing parties in the hopes she will finally arrive.

8.0/10 (5610 votes)

Sweet Taste of Liberty

S1:E3

Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, and ends up on a crazy adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.

7.8/10 (5275 votes)

Return of the Shirt

S1:E4

Ted's outlook on his continuing search for love is altered when he rediscovers a shirt that has not seen daylight in years. Meanwhile, Barney amuses himself by coaxing Robin into sacrificing her job by saying completely outlandish things on air live for a cash reward.

8.1/10 (5401 votes)

Okay Awesome

S1:E5

Ted and Barney start checking out the club scene with their friend Robin, whereas Lily and Marshall try to participate in some more "grown-up" activities, as they draw slowly nearer to their wedding.

7.9/10 (5223 votes)

The Slutty Pumpkin

S1:E6

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl dressed as a pumpkin who he met years ago. Meanwhile, Robin is dumped after driving her new boyfriend away with her independent ways.

7.5/10 (4925 votes)

Matchmaker

S1:E7

When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match. After getting information from the matchmaker’s computer, Ted pays a visit to a very cute, but taken, dermatologist in an effort to prove the prediction wrong that there are no women out there for him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are obsessed with ridding their apartment of a critter.

8.0/10 (4899 votes)

The Duel

S1:E8

As Lily becomes more of a permanent fixture in the apartment, Ted feels like he is being edged out of the mix by his engaged roomies. Petrified of being left alone and homeless, Ted tells Marshall that when he and Lily are married, he wants the apartment. The problem is that Marshall wants to keep the place too, so they settle it like real "grown-ups" -- launching into a sword fight that leaves one man down for the count.

7.9/10 (4881 votes)

Belly Full of Turkey

S1:E9

Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving. Lily is on the brink of freaking out when she goes to Thanksgiving dinner at her future in-laws house.

9.1/10 (7307 votes)

The Pineapple Incident

S1:E10

After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he turns to his friends to try and piece the night together and work out who the woman is in his bed.

8.2/10 (5152 votes)

The Limo

S1:E11

Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year's Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.

8.0/10 (4776 votes)

The Wedding

S1:E12

Robin accepts Ted's invite to a friend's wedding, but thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.

8.7/10 (5450 votes)

Drumroll, Please

S1:E13

Ted finds a new woman at the wedding. They want to remember the evening so they don't exchange last names or numbers; but Ted takes a big fall when he tries to find out her name.

8.1/10 (4685 votes)

Zip, Zip, Zip

S1:E14

After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.

9.0/10 (6072 votes)

Game Night

S1:E15

A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney's heart and made him into a suit-wearing bachelor, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment.

7.7/10 (4468 votes)

Cupcake

S1:E16

Things are going great with Ted and Victoria's relationship, but when Victoria is offered her dream job, the couple have to make serious relationship decisions. Meanwhile Marshall and Lily set out to purchase their wedding outfits and find out that none can afford what they bought.

7.5/10 (4422 votes)

Life Among the Gorillas

S1:E17

Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and Lily finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his crude fratty coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he receives several gifts from Victoria (Erika Singh) while he hasn't sent her anything.

8.3/10 (4918 votes)

Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.

S1:E18

Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn't sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends, and with Victoria on his mind

8.7/10 (5226 votes)

Mary the Paralegal

S1:E19

Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that Ted can take to the show. Originally Ted is opposed to the idea of just trying to save face in front of Robin but when she shows up with a date he changes his mind. Robin asks Mary lots of questions, and Ted begins to really like Mary, despite her occupation.

7.7/10 (4404 votes)

Best Prom Ever

S1:E20

Lily, Barney and Robin attend a high school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall's wedding reception. In order to get in Lily and Robin pretend to be the dates of two kids who were going alone. Ted and Marshall are back at the apartment where they are preparing the invitations to be sent out.

8.0/10 (4456 votes)

Milk

S1:E21

When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.

8.7/10 (5420 votes)

Come On

S1:E22

Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a rain dance. At the same time Marshall finds out about Lily's interview for the fellowship in San Francisco.

8.0/10 (4411 votes)

Where Were We?

S2:E1

The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her charges are listed.

8.1/10 (4309 votes)

The Scorpion and the Toad

S2:E2

Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San Francisco.

8.4/10 (4496 votes)

Brunch

S2:E3

Ted's parents visit New York for their anniversary and he learns a family secret. Robin worries that they won't like her. Lily and Marshall try to adjust to the new format of their relationship now that they are no longer together.

8.7/10 (4996 votes)

Ted Mosby, Architect

S2:E4

After Ted and Robin's first big fight, Barney tries to convince Ted that being an architect is an easy in to picking up chicks. Lily and Robin start following his trail after discovering that Ted hit it off with a girl named Anna shortly afterward.

8.7/10 (4812 votes)

World's Greatest Couple

S2:E5

Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney intended one-night-stand won't go away. Barney uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation. Lily finds a place to stay.

8.0/10 (4288 votes)

Aldrin Justice

S2:E6

Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Lily takes a job at Ted's office, where she promptly steals to teach Ted's boss a lesson.

8.9/10 (5828 votes)

Swarley

S2:E7

Marshall goes on his first real date post-breakup with Lily. Not only do Ted and Barney try to warn him that this girl has got the crazy eyes, but Lily decides to do everything she can to find out about this her and break them up. Also, Barney gets a new name.

7.8/10 (4272 votes)

Atlantic City

S2:E8

Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City to elope, and their quest to overcome the three-day wait for a marriage license crosses them with some Chinese gamblers, a ship captain, and a sexy novelty shirt.

9.4/10 (8521 votes)

Slap Bet

S2:E9

Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants to know the deal breakers right away, as Robin refuses to go to the mall to cover her secret.

8.0/10 (4267 votes)

Single Stamina

S2:E10

Barney's brother, James (Wayne Brady), visits and Robin, the only one in the group that has never met him, is suprised. But James has a surprise for Barney that he finds difficult to swallow.

8.0/10 (4256 votes)

How Lily Stole Christmas

S2:E11

Ted almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name. Robin tends to Barney while he has a cold.

8.0/10 (4321 votes)

First Time in New York

S2:E12

Robin wants to tell Ted that she loves him, but she can't tell him. Meanwhile, her sister visits and brings her boyfriend, and Robin doesn't know how to react when her sister says she's ready to lose her virginity.

7.8/10 (3996 votes)

Columns

S2:E13

When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss, who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him.

8.3/10 (4302 votes)

Monday Night Football

S2:E14

When a funeral conflicts with the Super Bowl, the gang vows to avoid hearing the score and watch it together on Monday. This proves difficult, as Marshall is threatened with the score by a boy in Lily's class, while doing the news puts Robin in danger of finding out who won.

8.3/10 (4226 votes)

Lucky Penny

S2:E15

Ted can't seem to catch a flight to interview for his dream job and he and Robin contemplate why. The story unfolds backwards as they think about it they remember when Robin and Lily went hunting for a wedding dress and when Barney got stuck on the subway.

8.3/10 (4421 votes)

Stuff

S2:E16

Lily gets asked to play in an off-off-off-off-broadway play, and the gang shows up to support her. Ted and Robin get hung up on what each kept from their past relationships. Barney performs his own play to prove a point to Lily.

8.1/10 (4260 votes)

Arrivederci, Fiero

S2:E17

Marshall is all set to celebrate his beloved Fiero hitting the 200,000 mile mark but it stops. While the gang sits in the mechanic's garage and waits to hear what will happen to the vehicle they think about times gone by that they have spent together in the car. We also get the story of how Ted met Marshall.

7.9/10 (3973 votes)

Moving Day

S2:E18

Barney takes drastic measures to prevent Ted from moving into Robin's apartment. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are discovering the ups and downs of having the apartment to themselves. Barney considers moving in with Marshall and Lily.

8.3/10 (4227 votes)

Bachelor Party

S2:E19

Robin attends Lily's bridal shower and finds the gift that she brought is out of place. Barney hires a stripper for Marshall's bachelor party.

8.8/10 (4640 votes)

Showdown

S2:E20

Thinking that Bob Barker may be his father, Barney is overjoyed to be a contestant on The Price is Right. Marshall and Lily try sleeping apart prior to the wedding.

8.7/10 (4410 votes)

Something Borrowed

S2:E21

With everything going wrong on Lily and Marshall's wedding day, to everyone's surprise it's confirmed bachelor Barney who tries to fix it all.

8.7/10 (4496 votes)

Something Blue

S2:E22

It's still Marshall and Lily's big wedding day but now we're at the reception. Robin tries to tell a story but keeps getting interrupted. Barney tries his hardest to figure out Ted and Robin's secret.

8.1/10 (4341 votes)

Wait For It

S3:E1

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

7.5/10 (3906 votes)

We're Not from Here

S3:E2

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

8.0/10 (4106 votes)

Third Wheel

S3:E3

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

7.6/10 (3883 votes)

Little Boys

S3:E4

Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

8.9/10 (5351 votes)

How I Met Everyone Else

S3:E5

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

7.9/10 (3856 votes)

I'm Not That Guy

S3:E6

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

7.9/10 (3903 votes)

Dowisetrepla

S3:E7

Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

9.0/10 (5434 votes)

Spoiler Alert

S3:E8

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

8.9/10 (5130 votes)

Slapsgiving

S3:E9

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

7.8/10 (3936 votes)

The Yips

S3:E10

When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

8.4/10 (4138 votes)

The Platinum Rule

S3:E11

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

8.0/10 (3975 votes)

No Tomorrow

S3:E12

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

8.7/10 (4707 votes)

Ten Sessions

S3:E13

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

8.6/10 (4214 votes)

The Bracket

S3:E14

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

7.8/10 (3794 votes)

The Chain of Screaming

S3:E15

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

8.1/10 (4179 votes)

Sandcastles in the Sand

S3:E16

Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

8.1/10 (3872 votes)

The Goat

S3:E17

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

7.9/10 (3781 votes)

Rebound Bro

S3:E18

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

7.5/10 (3758 votes)

Everything Must Go

S3:E19

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

8.5/10 (4170 votes)

Miracles

S3:E20

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

8.5/10 (4305 votes)

Do I Know You?

S4:E1

Ted and Stella get engaged, but Ted soon learns that he doesn't know anything about her. Meanwhile, Barney confesses to Lily that he's in love with Robin.

8.4/10 (4598 votes)

The Best Burger in New York

S4:E2

Marshall claims that he had the best hamburger in the world during his first week in New York City, but he forgot where the burger joint is located. The gang then hits the streets of Manhattan to help him find it.

7.5/10 (3773 votes)

I Heart NJ

S4:E3

When Stella's babysitter cancels, a night out turns into the gang hanging out at her place, and Ted talks up New Jersey... until he learns Stella wants him to move there after marriage.

8.7/10 (4514 votes)

Intervention

S4:E4

When Ted is packing his stuff for his move to New Jersey, he discovers that the gang was going to hold an intervention for his engagement to Stella and demands they hold it anyway.

8.2/10 (3993 votes)

Shelter Island

S4:E5

Ted and Stella move up their wedding date, but the wedding may not go off as planned after Ted breaks the "No Exes Rule" and invites Robin to come in from Japan for the wedding.

7.9/10 (3799 votes)

Happily Ever After

S4:E6

A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.

7.6/10 (3693 votes)

Not a Father's Day

S4:E7

Barney creates a holiday to celebrate not being a father. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are considering having a baby, but Lily first wants advice from Ted and Robin.

7.9/10 (3926 votes)

Woooo!

S4:E8

A birthday party for one of Lily's co-workers leads to Robin connecting with a group of single partiers known as the "Woo Girls". Ted presents a plan for Goliath National Bank's new HQ.

9.1/10 (6135 votes)

The Naked Man

S4:E9

The gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted walks in on Robin's date sitting naked on the couch.

8.2/10 (3934 votes)

The Fight

S4:E10

Ted (to prove he's not a milquetoast) and Barney (to impress Robin) pick a fight with a group of guys sitting in the gang's favorite booth at MacLaren's.

8.0/10 (3872 votes)

Little Minnesota

S4:E11

Ted tries to keep his irresponsible sister from hooking up with Barney during her trip to New York, and Robin starts hanging out with Marshall at a bar for Minnesotans, not telling them that she's really Canadian.

8.5/10 (4166 votes)

Benefits

S4:E12

Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he's too embarrassed to use the office bathroom.

8.4/10 (4128 votes)

Three Days of Snow

S4:E13

Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition. Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.

8.2/10 (3924 votes)

The Possimpible

S4:E14

Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.

8.2/10 (4017 votes)

The Stinsons

S4:E15

The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.

7.6/10 (3800 votes)

Sorry, Bro

S4:E16

Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.

8.2/10 (3997 votes)

The Front Porch

S4:E17

Ted learns that not only did Lily plant another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, she has meddled in some of his other relationships as well.

7.4/10 (3618 votes)

Old King Clancy

S4:E18

Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he'd been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled.

8.3/10 (3942 votes)

Murtaugh

S4:E19

When Barney learns Ted has a list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do, he sets out to do every task within 24 hours in order to prove Ted wrong.

7.5/10 (3665 votes)

Mosbius Designs

S4:E20

Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but the intern gets a little too close to others in the gang.

8.6/10 (4127 votes)

The Three Days Rule

S4:E21

Ted breaks one of Barney and Marshall's relationship rules, texting a woman he recently met, so the pair play a joke on Ted by pretending to be the woman.

8.1/10 (3807 votes)

Right Place, Right Time

S4:E22

Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.

7.5/10 (3698 votes)

As Fast as She Can

S4:E23

Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.

8.6/10 (4313 votes)

The Leap

S4:E24

Ted is trying to keep his architecture firm afloat by doing an all-nighter, but Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party, on the fourth season finale.

8.4/10 (4107 votes)

Definitions

S5:E1

After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just friends, but secretly continue seeing each other. They are able to get away with their secret romance for a couple months, but are discovered when Ted, Marshall and Lily walk in on them together. They explain to the gang that they are happy with their casual relationship, and didn’t want to complicate it by defining it. This is unacceptable to Lily, who pressures them to label their situation, and ultimately locks them in Robin’s room to force them to address it. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about his first days as a professor at Columbia, which is made worse when he shows up at the wrong class and starts his lecture.

8.0/10 (3744 votes)

Double Date

S5:E2

Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.

8.2/10 (3889 votes)

Robin 101

S5:E3

When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.

7.8/10 (3933 votes)

The Sexless Innkeeper

S5:E4

Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash

7.6/10 (3708 votes)

Duel Citizenship

S5:E5

Barney tries his best hoping to convince Robin into becoming an American citizen, while Ted and Marshall's road trip takes an unexpected turn for the worst when Marshall invites Lily to come along.

7.6/10 (3572 votes)

Bagpipes

S5:E6

Even though they do their best in order to be the perfect couple, Barney's attitude of know-it-all lands him in trouble with Robin and they are forced to seek Marshall and Lily for advice.

7.6/10 (3773 votes)

The Rough Patch

S5:E7

Lily comes up with a perfect plan to break up the relationship between Barney and Robin when they have a rough patch, but she needs help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke, in order to make it work.

9.3/10 (7667 votes)

The Playbook

S5:E8

After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney dusts off his "playbook" to help him back into the dating scene

7.8/10 (3896 votes)

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

S5:E9

Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.

8.0/10 (3805 votes)

The Window

S5:E10

When a perfect girl finally shows up, the gang tries everything to help Ted, while Marshall takes action when he discovers a letter written by younger himself.

7.7/10 (3979 votes)

Last Cigarette Ever

S5:E11

When Marshall picks up smoking again, it prompts Lily, Ted and Barney, ex-smokers all, to succumb as well. Meanwhile, Robin gets a new co-anchor at her show...

9.0/10 (6188 votes)

Girls vs. Suits

S5:E12

When Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

8.5/10 (4189 votes)

Jenkins

S5:E13

When Lily refuses to believe that Jenkins, Marshall's attractive female colleague, kissed him, Marshall insists Jenkins tell Lily what really happened. Meanwhile, Robin finds out that a drinking game has been made up about her.

8.7/10 (4526 votes)

Perfect Week

S5:E14

When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

7.9/10 (3709 votes)

Rabbit or Duck

S5:E15

When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment

7.6/10 (3632 votes)

Hooked

S5:E16

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.

8.2/10 (4056 votes)

Of Course

S5:E17

When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.

8.1/10 (3756 votes)

Say Cheese

S5:E18

When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.

7.4/10 (3632 votes)

Zoo or False

S5:E19

When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

7.7/10 (3627 votes)

Home Wreckers

S5:E20

When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an impulsive decision.

7.6/10 (3540 votes)

Twin Beds

S5:E21

When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds, Marshall and Lily decide to get twin beds at home.

8.1/10 (3767 votes)

Robots vs. Wrestlers

S5:E22

When Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a highfalutin party at a swanky New York apartment, Ted gets the chance to mingle with the snooty guests and show off his intellectual side.

7.9/10 (3935 votes)

The Wedding Bride

S5:E23

When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar.

8.3/10 (3862 votes)

Doppelgangers

S5:E24

Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job.

8.0/10 (3875 votes)

Big Days

S6:E1

When Ted and Barney argue about who has "dibs" on a hot girl, Ted realizes that she is there with Cindy, a girl he previously dated who is also the roommate of his future wife. Meanwhile, Robin is heartbroken over Don, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family.

8.2/10 (3989 votes)

Cleaning House

S6:E2

When Barney convinces the gang to help his mom move out of her home, they quickly learn that she has been very protective of Barney and lied to him about events throughout his life. Meanwhile, Ted gets upset when Robin oversells him to a blind date.

7.6/10 (3576 votes)

Unfinished

S6:E3

Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk dials Don.

8.5/10 (4208 votes)

Subway Wars

S6:E4

When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.

7.6/10 (3492 votes)

Architect of Destruction

S6:E5

Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.

7.5/10 (3507 votes)

Baby Talk

S6:E6

Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.

7.5/10 (3449 votes)

Canning Randy

S6:E7

When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she manipulates his students into taking her side in the fight to save the building being torn down to make room for his project. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily spot Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.

8.0/10 (3631 votes)

Natural History

S6:E8

When the gang goes to a black tie event at the Natural History Museum, Ted gets introduced to Zoey's husband, The Captain.

8.4/10 (4196 votes)

Glitter

S6:E9

Barney's discovery of a Canadian kids show called Space Teens, that Robin appeared on as Robin Sparkles, leads the gang to get her to reach out to her co-star, Jessica Glitter.

9.0/10 (5653 votes)

Blitzgiving

S6:E10

When Ted leaves the bar early to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his friends, the gang winds up partying all night with The Blitz, an old friend from college who has bad luck. As a result Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.

7.8/10 (3644 votes)

The Mermaid Theory

S6:E11

When Ted's new friendship with Zoey tests the theory that single men and married women can't be friends, he invites her husband, "The Captain," to hang out with them. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin decide to spend alone time together, and Barney and Lily possibly have a fight.

8.1/10 (3650 votes)

False Positive

S6:E12

Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang. Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.

8.9/10 (5430 votes)

Bad News

S6:E13

Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist. Robin begins her new job.

8.6/10 (4428 votes)

Last Words

S6:E14

While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh. Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.

8.7/10 (4727 votes)

Oh Honey

S6:E15

Barney gets emotional when he opens up to Honey about his life. Ted admits to having feelings for Zoey to the group.

7.9/10 (3544 votes)

Desperation Day

S6:E16

Barney declares February 13th a holiday for desperate women. Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily. Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.

7.5/10 (3370 votes)

Garbage Island

S6:E17

Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage. Ted runs into The Captain. Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.

8.1/10 (3668 votes)

A Change of Heart

S6:E18

When Barney starts to have real feelings for Nora, he worries that something is wrong with his heart. Meanwhile, Robin starts dating a guy who acts a lot like a dog.

8.2/10 (3904 votes)

Legendaddy

S6:E19

Barney meets his father and is shocked by the differences in their lives. The rest of the gang learn their "gaps"; knowledge they should have by now, but don't.

7.5/10 (3373 votes)

The Exploding Meatball Sub

S6:E20

Lily and Barney react badly when Marshall finally quits his job at Goliath National Bank to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization. Meanwhile, Ted and Zoey's opposing positions on the future of the Arcadia come between them.

7.8/10 (3385 votes)

Hopeless

S6:E21

When Barney tries to bond with his father, he asks the gang to help make his life seem more exciting by lying about their own lives. Meanwhile, Robin runs into a guy she has a crush on.

7.7/10 (3426 votes)

The Perfect Cocktail

S6:E22

When Marshall and Barney argue over the destruction of the Arcadian Hotel, Robin and Lily try to mix the right combination of cocktails that will force them to make up. Meanwhile, Ted plans a romantic weekend away with Zoey.

7.6/10 (3339 votes)

Landmarks

S6:E23

When Ted is faced with an important decision that might affect his future with Zoey, the gang expresses their true feelings about her.

8.4/10 (3880 votes)

Challenge Accepted

S6:E24

Robin and Barney bond when they intervene in Ted's relationship, and Marshall and Lily watch a ticking clock as he fears that he soon will be the victim of food poisoning.

8.4/10 (4615 votes)

The Best Man

S7:E1

While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

7.9/10 (3791 votes)

The Naked Truth

S7:E2

Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

8.8/10 (4898 votes)

Ducky Tie

S7:E3

Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

7.9/10 (3653 votes)

The Stinson Missile Crisis

S7:E4

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

7.3/10 (3447 votes)

Field Trip

S7:E5

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

7.6/10 (3608 votes)

Mystery vs. History

S7:E6

When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

7.6/10 (3593 votes)

Noretta

S7:E7

The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

7.2/10 (3679 votes)

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

S7:E8

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

8.2/10 (3856 votes)

Disaster Averted

S7:E9

While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

8.9/10 (5524 votes)

Tick Tick Tick

S7:E10

Barney and Robin are afraid to break the news to Nora and Kevin that they cheated with each other and want to get back together, while Ted and Marshall get stoned together at a concert.

7.8/10 (3653 votes)

The Rebound Girl

S7:E11

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

8.7/10 (4907 votes)

Symphony of Illumination

S7:E12

Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

7.7/10 (3648 votes)

Tailgate

S7:E13

After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

7.5/10 (3701 votes)

46 Minutes

S7:E14

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

7.3/10 (3987 votes)

The Burning Beekeeper

S7:E15

Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

7.9/10 (3727 votes)

The Drunk Train

S7:E16

Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

8.3/10 (3980 votes)

No Pressure

S7:E17

When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.

7.8/10 (3516 votes)

Karma

S7:E18

Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

8.5/10 (4042 votes)

The Broath

S7:E19

The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

8.5/10 (3978 votes)

Trilogy Time

S7:E20

Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

7.8/10 (3386 votes)

Now We're Even

S7:E21

Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.

7.6/10 (3276 votes)

Good Crazy

S7:E22

Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

8.4/10 (3938 votes)

The Magician's Code (1)

S7:E23

When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.

8.7/10 (4513 votes)

The Magician's Code (2)

S7:E24

Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.

8.4/10 (5503 votes)

Farhampton

S8:E1

Robin’s anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time he insisted on leaving Victoria’s jilted fiancé a note before they drove off into the sunset together.

7.3/10 (3858 votes)

The Pre-Nup

S8:E2

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

7.2/10 (3586 votes)

Nannies

S8:E3

When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship.

7.4/10 (3740 votes)

Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

S8:E4

When Lily and Marshall can’t decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one.

7.3/10 (3690 votes)

The Autumn of Break-Ups

S8:E5

As the season of break-ups continues, Ted and Victoria must choose the next step in their long and complicated relationship. Meanwhile, Robin worries about Barney when he chooses a dog to be his wingman.

7.4/10 (3465 votes)

Splitsville

S8:E6

When Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick, Barney takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are desperate for some private time.

7.2/10 (3383 votes)

The Stamp Tramp

S8:E7

Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a job at his firm, but the interview goes awry, leaving Marshall to do damage control with his boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps negotiate Barney’s return to the strip club circuit.

7.3/10 (3459 votes)

Twelve Horny Women

S8:E8

Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.

7.3/10 (3402 votes)

Lobster Crawl

S8:E9

Robin is determined to get Barney back no matter what it takes. Meanwhile, Ted fills in as Marvin’s Nanny, leading Marshall and Lily to realize that Ted is using baby Marvin to replace his other baby, the GNB building.

7.9/10 (3560 votes)

The Over-Correction

S8:E10

Barney's developing relationship with Patrice leaves Robin questioning his motives. Marshall's widowed mother gets back into the dating pool, but he thinks she may be swimming with a shark.

8.4/10 (4234 votes)

The Final Page (1)

S8:E11

Robin takes steps to have Patrice fired from WWN, while Marshall puts a jinx on Barney. Later, Ted invites his architecture professor to the dedication of the GNB building, and Marshall and Lily bump into an oddball acquaintance from college.

9.3/10 (7925 votes)

The Final Page (2)

S8:E12

Christmas approaches and Ted wrestles with whether to tell Robin about Barney's intentions involving Patrice, while Marshall and Lily get an early Yule gift, a night away from Marvin, but a case of separation anxiety strikes and threatens to ruin the evening.

7.7/10 (3601 votes)

Band or DJ?

S8:E13

When Robin learns that Barney never asked her father’s permission before proposing, she insists that he seek his approval before announcing their engagement. Meanwhile, Ted keeps his feelings concealed by throwing himself into planning their wedding.

7.7/10 (3582 votes)

Ring Up!

S8:E14

Barney begs Ted to continue seeing his much younger, much wilder girlfriend, even though Ted has nothing in common with her. Meanwhile, Robin must adjust to the power of the bling.

8.1/10 (4084 votes)

P.S. I Love You

S8:E15

Barney uncovers the lost episode of Robin’s “Underneath the Tunes” as Robin Sparkles. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are concerned that Ted’s new girlfriend is a stalker.

7.4/10 (3398 votes)

Bad Crazy

S8:E16

Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette. Meanwhile, Robin becomes attached to Marvin after finally holding him for the first time.

7.7/10 (3507 votes)

The Ashtray

S8:E17

When Ted receives an unexpected call from The Captain, the gang reminisced about their last awkward encounter with him.

7.9/10 (3704 votes)

Weekend at Barney's

S8:E18

Barney's legendary relationship playbook, which Robin thought was destroyed, rears its head when Ted and Jeanette break up and Barney decides to use his chick manual to help Ted find a new girlfriend.

7.8/10 (3446 votes)

The Fortress

S8:E19

Barney reluctantly attempts to sell his apartment by holding an open house, during which Ted and Marshall get mistaken for a couple. Tension arises between Lily and Marshall when her new job causes her to spend less time at home.

8.3/10 (5659 votes)

The Time Travelers

S8:E20

Ted and Barney's future versions attempt to persuade present day Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Marshall and Robin have a dance-off.

7.2/10 (3331 votes)

Romeward Bound

S8:E21

When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year as his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat.

8.7/10 (4590 votes)

The Bro Mitzvah

S8:E22

The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

7.4/10 (3564 votes)

Something Old

S8:E23

Robin desperately tries to locate the item that she buried in Central Park years earlier to wear as her "Something Old" for the wedding. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily ask Ted to help them pack for Italy, and Barney invites Robin's father to play Laser Tag in order to bond with him.

8.7/10 (4933 votes)

Something New

S8:E24

As the gang prepares to go to Robin and Barney’s wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney’s night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family.

7.7/10 (4458 votes)

The Locket

S9:E1

On their way to Long Island for their wedding weekend, Robin and Barney come across a startling family discovery. Meanwhile, Marshall sees something online that changes the course of his journey east, while Lily confronts Ted about letting go of Robin.

7.6/10 (3981 votes)

Coming Back

S9:E2

When James reveals that he is getting divorced, Robin worries about how Barney will take the news. Meanwhile, Marshall races to find a way to get to New York in time for the wedding, and Ted deals with being alone at a romantic hotel.

7.4/10 (3822 votes)

Last Time in New York

S9:E3

When Lily discovers Ted’s list of things he wants to do in New York before he moves for Chicago, she becomes frustrated that she is the only person who knows about his plans. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney realize they have very little time together before their relatives arrive for their wedding.

7.2/10 (3725 votes)

The Broken Code

S9:E4

While Barney works through his anger at Ted after finding out he still has feelings for Robin, Marshall Skypes in to act as a judge and help settle their dispute. Meanwhile, Lily realizes she is Robin’s only girlfriend.

7.1/10 (3703 votes)

The Poker Game

S9:E5

Barney is upset after Robin wins James's wedding ring during the poker game, and Ted argues with Marshall and Lily over whether he gave them a wedding gift.

7.3/10 (3679 votes)

Knight Vision

S9:E6

When Ted finds himself with three prospects to be his date for the wedding weekend, he chooses poorly. Meanwhile, Barney and Robin have a confrontation with their minister, and Marshall learns more about his driving companion, Daphne.

7.2/10 (3710 votes)

No Questions Asked

S9:E7

When Daphne sends a troubling text message to Lily, Marshall enlists the gang's help to remove the message while enforcing the "No Questions Asked" rule.

7.1/10 (3742 votes)

The Lighthouse

S9:E8

When Robin and Loretta's conflict escalates, Barney is caught in the middle. Meanwhile, Marshall and Daphne deal with a stowaway on their road trip, and Ted and Cassie try to enjoy a trip to a lighthouse.

8.1/10 (4241 votes)

Platonish

S9:E9

During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.

6.6/10 (3902 votes)

Mom and Dad

S9:E10

Barney concocts a plan when his father arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.

5.8/10 (6279 votes)

Bedtime Stories

S9:E11

Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.

7.6/10 (4077 votes)

The Rehearsal Dinner

S9:E12

Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.

8.1/10 (4142 votes)

Bass Player Wanted

S9:E13

A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.

6.0/10 (6199 votes)

Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

S9:E14

In an attempt to deliver a devastating final slap to Barney, Marshall explains how he mastered the Slap of A Million Exploding Suns.

8.2/10 (4251 votes)

Unpause

S9:E15

Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.

9.5/10 (11459 votes)

How Your Mother Met Me

S9:E16

The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.

8.1/10 (4509 votes)

Sunrise

S9:E17

Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.

7.9/10 (3747 votes)

Rally

S9:E18

The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.

7.5/10 (3807 votes)

Vesuvius

S9:E19

Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watches a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.

8.3/10 (4238 votes)

Daisy

S9:E20

Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.

8.1/10 (4323 votes)

Gary Blauman

S9:E21

When Gary Blauman shows up at the wedding, it sends the gang into a frenzy as they each recall an encounter with him.

8.8/10 (5483 votes)

The End of the Aisle

S9:E22

With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.

6.6/10 (11014 votes)

Last Forever (1)

S9:E23

Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.

5.5/10 (20908 votes)

Last Forever (2)

S9:E24

Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
2 ★ 8.3 22
★ 9.4 Slap Bet
★ 7.8 Atlantic City
3 ★ 8.2 20
★ 9.0 Spoiler Alert
★ 7.5 We're Not from Here
1 ★ 8.1 22
★ 9.1 The Pineapple Incident
★ 7.5 Matchmaker
4 ★ 8.1 24
★ 9.1 The Naked Man
★ 7.4 Old King Clancy
6 ★ 8.0 24
★ 9.0 Blitzgiving
★ 7.5 Baby Talk
5 ★ 8.0 24
★ 9.3 The Playbook
★ 7.4 Zoo or False
7 ★ 8.0 24
★ 8.9 Tick Tick Tick
★ 7.2 The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
8 ★ 7.8 24
★ 9.3 The Final Page (2)
★ 7.2 Nannies
9 ★ 7.5 24
★ 9.5 How Your Mother Met Me
★ 5.5 Last Forever (2)