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8.1/10 (2372 votes)
#1

Emission Impossible

S3:E11
Oct 8, 2001

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

MyNameIsRedo Aug 31, 2019

I don't usually take the time to rate individual series' let alone episodes, but this was one of the...

8.1/10 (2468 votes)
#2

To Love and Die in Dixie

S3:E12
Nov 15, 2001

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

what a cute episode, not the hebert part.

8.0/10 (2540 votes)
#3

The Thin White Line (1)

S3:E1
Jul 11, 2001

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

TrainMan17 Aug 21, 2023

I like how this was the first Family Guy episode to use the F-word. Even though there isn't any way ...

8.0/10 (2332 votes)
#4

Death Lives

S3:E6
Aug 15, 2001

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

7.8/10 (2220 votes)
#5

Road to Europe

S3:E20
Feb 7, 2002

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Snorlaxxx1904 Feb 21, 2022

I feel like I would only give it a 10 because it's the first of many center episodes of Brain & ...

7.6/10 (2397 votes)
#6

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

S3:E2
Jul 18, 2001

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

7.6/10 (2225 votes)
#7

And the Wiener Is...

S3:E5
Aug 8, 2001

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

7.6/10 (2121 votes)
#8

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

S3:E14
Dec 6, 2001

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

oh so that's how it works,americans sure are weird.

7.6/10 (2260 votes)
#9

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

S3:E16
Dec 21, 2001

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

Snorlaxxx1904 Feb 20, 2022

This episode is surely the most memorable from my childhood. Adult Swim will forever be a classic ch...

7.6/10 (2040 votes)
#10

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

S3:E19
Jan 31, 2002

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

choiipad Mar 26, 2020

In IGN's top ten list of Stewie and Brian's Greatest Adventures

7.5/10 (2255 votes)
#11

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

S3:E3
Jul 25, 2001

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

7.5/10 (2280 votes)
#12

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

S3:E4
Aug 1, 2001

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

7.5/10 (2086 votes)
#13

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

S3:E15
Dec 20, 2001

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

99brendanallen Jan 18, 2025

> "Nope he's dead" What a way to end the episode 😂

7.4/10 (2244 votes)
#14

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

S3:E17
Jan 17, 2002

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

cosmo.phire Mar 31, 2024

the song ‘you’ve got a lot to see’ at the end with brian was pretty damn good

7.4/10 (2071 votes)
#15

From Method to Madness

S3:E18
Jan 24, 2002

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

7.4/10 (2137 votes)
#16

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

S3:E21
Feb 14, 2002

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

7.3/10 (2341 votes)
#17

Lethal Weapons

S3:E7
Aug 22, 2001

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

gmillerd Nov 28, 2015

Best moments ... "Spin the wheel raggedy man!" and "Krypton Sucks!"

7.3/10 (2173 votes)
#18

Mr. Saturday Knight

S3:E9
Sep 5, 2001

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

some times you just know lois is the perfect pair to peter.

7.3/10 (2088 votes)
#19

Screwed the Pooch

S3:E13
Nov 29, 2001

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

7.3/10 (2132 votes)
#20

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

S3:E22
Dec 10, 2004

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

7.1/10 (2277 votes)
#21

Fish out of Water

S3:E10
Sep 19, 2001

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

hum,did not know lois had a far fetish,that explains a lot.

6.7/10 (2331 votes)
#22

The Kiss Seen Around the World

S3:E8
Aug 29, 2001

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

gmillerd Nov 28, 2015

Stewie: We're playing house. Lois: But that boy's all tied up. Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

6.7/10 (2331 votes)
#1

The Kiss Seen Around the World

S3:E8
Aug 29, 2001

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

gmillerd Nov 28, 2015

Stewie: We're playing house. Lois: But that boy's all tied up. Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

7.1/10 (2277 votes)
#2

Fish out of Water

S3:E10
Sep 19, 2001

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

hum,did not know lois had a far fetish,that explains a lot.

7.3/10 (2341 votes)
#3

Lethal Weapons

S3:E7
Aug 22, 2001

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

gmillerd Nov 28, 2015

Best moments ... "Spin the wheel raggedy man!" and "Krypton Sucks!"

7.3/10 (2173 votes)
#4

Mr. Saturday Knight

S3:E9
Sep 5, 2001

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

some times you just know lois is the perfect pair to peter.

7.3/10 (2088 votes)
#5

Screwed the Pooch

S3:E13
Nov 29, 2001

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

7.3/10 (2132 votes)
#6

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

S3:E22
Dec 10, 2004

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

7.4/10 (2244 votes)
#7

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

S3:E17
Jan 17, 2002

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

cosmo.phire Mar 31, 2024

the song ‘you’ve got a lot to see’ at the end with brian was pretty damn good

7.4/10 (2071 votes)
#8

From Method to Madness

S3:E18
Jan 24, 2002

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

7.4/10 (2137 votes)
#9

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

S3:E21
Feb 14, 2002

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

7.5/10 (2255 votes)
#10

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

S3:E3
Jul 25, 2001

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

7.5/10 (2280 votes)
#11

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

S3:E4
Aug 1, 2001

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

7.5/10 (2086 votes)
#12

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

S3:E15
Dec 20, 2001

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

99brendanallen Jan 18, 2025

> "Nope he's dead" What a way to end the episode 😂

7.6/10 (2397 votes)
#13

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

S3:E2
Jul 18, 2001

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

7.6/10 (2225 votes)
#14

And the Wiener Is...

S3:E5
Aug 8, 2001

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

7.6/10 (2121 votes)
#15

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

S3:E14
Dec 6, 2001

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

oh so that's how it works,americans sure are weird.

7.6/10 (2260 votes)
#16

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

S3:E16
Dec 21, 2001

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

Snorlaxxx1904 Feb 20, 2022

This episode is surely the most memorable from my childhood. Adult Swim will forever be a classic ch...

7.6/10 (2040 votes)
#17

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

S3:E19
Jan 31, 2002

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

choiipad Mar 26, 2020

In IGN's top ten list of Stewie and Brian's Greatest Adventures

7.8/10 (2220 votes)
#18

Road to Europe

S3:E20
Feb 7, 2002

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Snorlaxxx1904 Feb 21, 2022

I feel like I would only give it a 10 because it's the first of many center episodes of Brain & ...

8.0/10 (2540 votes)
#19

The Thin White Line (1)

S3:E1
Jul 11, 2001

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

TrainMan17 Aug 21, 2023

I like how this was the first Family Guy episode to use the F-word. Even though there isn't any way ...

8.0/10 (2332 votes)
#20

Death Lives

S3:E6
Aug 15, 2001

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

8.1/10 (2372 votes)
#21

Emission Impossible

S3:E11
Oct 8, 2001

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

MyNameIsRedo Aug 31, 2019

I don't usually take the time to rate individual series' let alone episodes, but this was one of the...

8.1/10 (2468 votes)
#22

To Love and Die in Dixie

S3:E12
Nov 15, 2001

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

what a cute episode, not the hebert part.

8.0/10 (2540 votes)

The Thin White Line (1)

S3:E1
Jul 11, 2001

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

TrainMan17 Aug 21, 2023

I like how this was the first Family Guy episode to use the F-word. Even though there isn't any way ...

7.6/10 (2397 votes)

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

S3:E2
Jul 18, 2001

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

7.5/10 (2255 votes)

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

S3:E3
Jul 25, 2001

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

7.5/10 (2280 votes)

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

S3:E4
Aug 1, 2001

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

7.6/10 (2225 votes)

And the Wiener Is...

S3:E5
Aug 8, 2001

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

8.0/10 (2332 votes)

Death Lives

S3:E6
Aug 15, 2001

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

7.3/10 (2341 votes)

Lethal Weapons

S3:E7
Aug 22, 2001

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

gmillerd Nov 28, 2015

Best moments ... "Spin the wheel raggedy man!" and "Krypton Sucks!"

6.7/10 (2331 votes)

The Kiss Seen Around the World

S3:E8
Aug 29, 2001

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

gmillerd Nov 28, 2015

Stewie: We're playing house. Lois: But that boy's all tied up. Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

7.3/10 (2173 votes)

Mr. Saturday Knight

S3:E9
Sep 5, 2001

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

some times you just know lois is the perfect pair to peter.

7.1/10 (2277 votes)

Fish out of Water

S3:E10
Sep 19, 2001

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

hum,did not know lois had a far fetish,that explains a lot.

8.1/10 (2372 votes)

Emission Impossible

S3:E11
Oct 8, 2001

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

MyNameIsRedo Aug 31, 2019

I don't usually take the time to rate individual series' let alone episodes, but this was one of the...

8.1/10 (2468 votes)

To Love and Die in Dixie

S3:E12
Nov 15, 2001

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

what a cute episode, not the hebert part.

7.3/10 (2088 votes)

Screwed the Pooch

S3:E13
Nov 29, 2001

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

7.6/10 (2121 votes)

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

S3:E14
Dec 6, 2001

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

jeffersondkid Jan 22, 2025

oh so that's how it works,americans sure are weird.

7.5/10 (2086 votes)

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

S3:E15
Dec 20, 2001

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

99brendanallen Jan 18, 2025

> "Nope he's dead" What a way to end the episode 😂

7.6/10 (2260 votes)

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

S3:E16
Dec 21, 2001

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

Snorlaxxx1904 Feb 20, 2022

This episode is surely the most memorable from my childhood. Adult Swim will forever be a classic ch...

7.4/10 (2244 votes)

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

S3:E17
Jan 17, 2002

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

cosmo.phire Mar 31, 2024

the song ‘you’ve got a lot to see’ at the end with brian was pretty damn good

7.4/10 (2071 votes)

From Method to Madness

S3:E18
Jan 24, 2002

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

7.6/10 (2040 votes)

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

S3:E19
Jan 31, 2002

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

choiipad Mar 26, 2020

In IGN's top ten list of Stewie and Brian's Greatest Adventures

7.8/10 (2220 votes)

Road to Europe

S3:E20
Feb 7, 2002

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Snorlaxxx1904 Feb 21, 2022

I feel like I would only give it a 10 because it's the first of many center episodes of Brain & ...

7.4/10 (2137 votes)

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

S3:E21
Feb 14, 2002

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

7.3/10 (2132 votes)

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

S3:E22
Dec 10, 2004

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode
4 ★ 7.6 30
★ 8.5 PTV
★ 7.1 You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
5 ★ 7.6 18
★ 8.4 Meet the Quagmires
★ 7.2 Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
2 ★ 7.6 21
★ 8.2 Death Is a Bitch
★ 6.9 There's Something About Paulie
3 ★ 7.5 22
★ 8.1 Emission Impossible
★ 6.7 The Kiss Seen Around the World
6 ★ 7.5 12
★ 8.3 Stewie Kills Lois (1)
★ 6.8 The Former Life of Brian
7 ★ 7.4 16
★ 8.1 Road to Germany
★ 6.4 The Juice Is Loose
1 ★ 7.4 7
★ 7.6 Death Has a Shadow
★ 7.1 The Son Also Draws
8 ★ 7.3 20
★ 9.1 Road to the Multiverse
★ 6.7 Spies Reminiscent of Us
9 ★ 7.3 18
★ 8.7 And Then There Were Fewer
★ 6.4 Foreign Affairs
10 ★ 7.2 23
★ 8.8 Back to the Pilot
★ 6.3 Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
16 ★ 7.2 20
★ 8.2 Emmy-Winning Episode
★ 6.3 Send in Stewie, Please
11 ★ 7.1 22
★ 8.4 Yug Ylimaf
★ 6.6 Turban Cowboy
15 ★ 7.0 20
★ 7.4 Saturated Fat Guy
★ 6.6 Gronkowsbees
14 ★ 7.0 20
★ 7.9 A Lot Going On Upstairs
★ 6.5 Peter's Sister
13 ★ 6.8 18
★ 8.4 The Simpsons Guy
★ 5.7 Stewie Is Enceinte
19 ★ 6.7 20
★ 7.8 PeTerminator
★ 5.9 Boys & Squirrels
21 ★ 6.6 20
★ 7.7 The Munchurian Candidate
★ 5.8 Old West
18 ★ 6.6 20
★ 7.1 Disney's The Reboot
★ 5.9 Yacht Rocky
20 ★ 6.6 20
★ 7.6 The Fatman Always Rings Twice
★ 6.1 Rock Hard
12 ★ 6.5 21
★ 7.6 Christmas Guy
★ 4.8 Life of Brian
23 ★ 6.5 1
★ 6.5 Fat Gun
★ 6.5 Fat Gun
17 ★ 6.5 20
★ 7.7 Big Trouble in Little Quahog
★ 4.2 You Can't Handle the Booth
22 ★ 6.2 15
★ 6.7 Take This Job and Love It
★ 5.7 A Stache from the Past