Jerry and the “James Bond of comedy” Julia Louis-Dreyfus reminisce as they share a cappuccino after cruising the Pacific Palisades in a 1964 Aston Martin DB5.

Jerry and Steve Harvey prowl Chicago in a ‘57 Chevy Bel Air convertible, enjoy some fine cigars and muse about offensive jokes and the futility of comedy class.

Jerry’s full of testosterone as he steps into a ‘76 Lamborghini Countach with Jim Carrey, who’s between a three-week cleanse and a five-day silent retreat. After coffee, it’s off to Carrey’s studio to study a portrait of a gorilla with a machine gun. Wow.

Jerry chooses a 1979 VW Bug police car for good buddy Bill Maher because, as he says, Maher seems to have authority but actually has none. Case in point: when Maher talks politics, Jerry asks, “Boxers or briefs?”

Jerry takes incoming Daily Show host Trevor Noah on a tour down under the Brooklyn Bridge, where they riff on football (aka, soccer), apartheid’s stupidity, and Noah’s insane daily routine.

Jerry rides shotgun with Stephen Colbert in a 1964 Morgan Plus 4, a British import that says you just don’t care what people think. He’s a late-night madman, according to Jerry, who’s impressed with Colbert’s beard and the manly way he pretends to smoke a pipe.