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★ 7.3
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Overall Rating

★ 7.3
S1 E4
#1
★ 7.7

The Widow Maker

When Vincent and Lavender discover that Fitzpatrick is a CB radio enthusiast, they can’t resist going undercover to dupe him. Meanwhile, Vincent receives some unexpected but exciting news – he’s been nominated for Entrepreneur of the Year in the Essex Business Awards.

S1 E3
#2
★ 7.6

Close Encounters

When Vincent receives a visit from a tax inspector, pursuing him for unpaid tax, he decides that now would be a good time to get out of the showroom and spend more time with his family.

S1 E6
#3
★ 7.5

The Secret of Sales

In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.

S2 E1
#4
★ 7.5

The Past Does Not Equal the Future

Business is booming for Vincent Swan and the Cachet boys - or it is before a new rival salesperson appears, ripping it up around town and stealing most of their business.

S2 E5
#5
★ 7.5

Capturing the Flag

Vincent takes his family to Malta under the guise of a summer holiday, where he receives a lucrative job offer in time shares.

S1 E2
#6
★ 7.4

Sexy Rollercoaster

When Vincent, Fitzpatrick and Lavender meet a group of men from a local publishing company, alpha male hackles are raised - not only do these men get an expense account, but they each have a company car. When Cachet boss Tony Walsh rejects Vincent's request to match these perks, Vincent starts to think that maybe he is in the wrong business. Meanwhile, in a bid to save face, Fitzpatrick puts faith in his comprehensive knowledge of Cachet's home turf - with potentially dangerous consequences. In the showroom, receptionist Carol tries to get to grips with the new office computer.

S1 E5
#7
★ 7.4

Smell the Weakness

Vincent’s life has taken a turn for the worse – kicked out of the family home, in debt to the Inland Revenue to the tune of £50k, and worst of all – he's lost his sales mojo. He's gently sliding into the abyss when absolution appears in the most dangerous of forms. Lavender, having his own career-crises, is drawn back to the world of rock and roll, and invites Sam along to a gig.

S2 E3
#8
★ 7.4

The Essex Illuminati

Vincent infiltrates the local Freemason brotherhood and uses the opportunity to drum up new business, leading to unexpected consequences.

S2 E2
#9
★ 7.3

Take One for the Team

Vincent is forced to employ Ronnie’s inexperienced, dimwitted son Ronnie Junior, who proves to be a liability, further complicating Vincent’s efforts to keep the business afloat.

S2 E4
#10
★ 7.3

Small Victories

With Jo now co-managing Cachet Windows, she uses her power to expose Lavender and Sam’s past, gaining the upper hand over Vincent.

S1 E1
#1
★ 7.1

Salesmen Are Like Vampires

Vincent tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.

S2 E2
#2
★ 7.3

Take One for the Team

Vincent is forced to employ Ronnie’s inexperienced, dimwitted son Ronnie Junior, who proves to be a liability, further complicating Vincent’s efforts to keep the business afloat.

S2 E4
#3
★ 7.3

Small Victories

With Jo now co-managing Cachet Windows, she uses her power to expose Lavender and Sam’s past, gaining the upper hand over Vincent.

S2 E6
#4
★ 7.3

Winning Isn't Everything

Ronnie is still missing and Ronnie Jr is in turmoil. Meanwhile, Vincent has to decide who to take to Spain with him - Sam and the kids or arch-rival Jo Scott.

S1 E2
#5
★ 7.4

Sexy Rollercoaster

When Vincent, Fitzpatrick and Lavender meet a group of men from a local publishing company, alpha male hackles are raised - not only do these men get an expense account, but they each have a company car. When Cachet boss Tony Walsh rejects Vincent's request to match these perks, Vincent starts to think that maybe he is in the wrong business. Meanwhile, in a bid to save face, Fitzpatrick puts faith in his comprehensive knowledge of Cachet's home turf - with potentially dangerous consequences. In the showroom, receptionist Carol tries to get to grips with the new office computer.

S1 E5
#6
★ 7.4

Smell the Weakness

Vincent’s life has taken a turn for the worse – kicked out of the family home, in debt to the Inland Revenue to the tune of £50k, and worst of all – he's lost his sales mojo. He's gently sliding into the abyss when absolution appears in the most dangerous of forms. Lavender, having his own career-crises, is drawn back to the world of rock and roll, and invites Sam along to a gig.

S2 E3
#7
★ 7.4

The Essex Illuminati

Vincent infiltrates the local Freemason brotherhood and uses the opportunity to drum up new business, leading to unexpected consequences.

S1 E6
#8
★ 7.5

The Secret of Sales

In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.

S2 E1
#9
★ 7.5

The Past Does Not Equal the Future

Business is booming for Vincent Swan and the Cachet boys - or it is before a new rival salesperson appears, ripping it up around town and stealing most of their business.

S2 E5
#10
★ 7.5

Capturing the Flag

Vincent takes his family to Malta under the guise of a summer holiday, where he receives a lucrative job offer in time shares.

S1 E1
★ 7.1

Salesmen Are Like Vampires

Vincent tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.

S1 E2
★ 7.4

Sexy Rollercoaster

When Vincent, Fitzpatrick and Lavender meet a group of men from a local publishing company, alpha male hackles are raised - not only do these men get an expense account, but they each have a company car. When Cachet boss Tony Walsh rejects Vincent's request to match these perks, Vincent starts to think that maybe he is in the wrong business. Meanwhile, in a bid to save face, Fitzpatrick puts faith in his comprehensive knowledge of Cachet's home turf - with potentially dangerous consequences. In the showroom, receptionist Carol tries to get to grips with the new office computer.

S1 E3
★ 7.6

Close Encounters

When Vincent receives a visit from a tax inspector, pursuing him for unpaid tax, he decides that now would be a good time to get out of the showroom and spend more time with his family.

S1 E4
★ 7.7

The Widow Maker

When Vincent and Lavender discover that Fitzpatrick is a CB radio enthusiast, they can’t resist going undercover to dupe him. Meanwhile, Vincent receives some unexpected but exciting news – he’s been nominated for Entrepreneur of the Year in the Essex Business Awards.

S1 E5
★ 7.4

Smell the Weakness

Vincent’s life has taken a turn for the worse – kicked out of the family home, in debt to the Inland Revenue to the tune of £50k, and worst of all – he's lost his sales mojo. He's gently sliding into the abyss when absolution appears in the most dangerous of forms. Lavender, having his own career-crises, is drawn back to the world of rock and roll, and invites Sam along to a gig.

S1 E6
★ 7.5

The Secret of Sales

In a bid to get back everything he’s lost – his marriage, his livelihood, his self-worth – Vincent concocts a spectacular plot to return to his rightful place.

S2 E1
★ 7.5

The Past Does Not Equal the Future

Business is booming for Vincent Swan and the Cachet boys - or it is before a new rival salesperson appears, ripping it up around town and stealing most of their business.

S2 E2
★ 7.3

Take One for the Team

Vincent is forced to employ Ronnie’s inexperienced, dimwitted son Ronnie Junior, who proves to be a liability, further complicating Vincent’s efforts to keep the business afloat.

S2 E3
★ 7.4

The Essex Illuminati

Vincent infiltrates the local Freemason brotherhood and uses the opportunity to drum up new business, leading to unexpected consequences.

S2 E4
★ 7.3

Small Victories

With Jo now co-managing Cachet Windows, she uses her power to expose Lavender and Sam’s past, gaining the upper hand over Vincent.

S2 E5
★ 7.5

Capturing the Flag

Vincent takes his family to Malta under the guise of a summer holiday, where he receives a lucrative job offer in time shares.

S2 E6
★ 7.3

Winning Isn't Everything

Ronnie is still missing and Ronnie Jr is in turmoil. Meanwhile, Vincent has to decide who to take to Spain with him - Sam and the kids or arch-rival Jo Scott.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode Rating Range
1 ★ 7.5 6
★ 7.7 The Widow Maker
★ 7.1 Salesmen Are Like Vampires
2 ★ 7.4 6
★ 7.5 The Past Does Not Equal the Future
★ 7.3 Take One for the Team