South Park poster
★ 8.7
South Park poster

Overall Rating

★ 8.7
S13 E5
#1
★ 8.8

Fishsticks

Apr 8, 2009

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

S13 E9
#2
★ 8.8

Butters' Bottom Bitch

Oct 14, 2009

Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.

S13 E3
#3
★ 8.5

Margaritaville

Mar 25, 2009

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.

S13 E2
#4
★ 8.4

The Coon

Mar 18, 2009

“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.

S13 E10
#5
★ 8.2

W.T.F.

Oct 21, 2009

The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.

S13 E1
#6
★ 8.1

The Ring

Mar 11, 2009

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

S13 E7
#7
★ 8.1

Fatbeard

Apr 22, 2009

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

S13 E11
#8
★ 8.1

Whale Whores

Oct 28, 2009

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

S13 E12
#9
★ 8.1

The F Word

Nov 4, 2009

Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.

S13 E13
#10
★ 8.1

Dances With Smurfs

Nov 11, 2009

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

S13 E4
#1
★ 6.5

Eat, Pray, Queef

Apr 1, 2009

Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

S13 E8
#2
★ 7.7

Dead Celebrities

Oct 7, 2009

Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.

S13 E14
#3
★ 7.7

Pee

Nov 18, 2009

Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.

S13 E6
#4
★ 7.8

Pinewood Derby

Apr 15, 2009

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

S13 E1
#5
★ 8.1

The Ring

Mar 11, 2009

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

S13 E7
#6
★ 8.1

Fatbeard

Apr 22, 2009

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

S13 E11
#7
★ 8.1

Whale Whores

Oct 28, 2009

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

S13 E12
#8
★ 8.1

The F Word

Nov 4, 2009

Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.

S13 E13
#9
★ 8.1

Dances With Smurfs

Nov 11, 2009

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

S13 E10
#10
★ 8.2

W.T.F.

Oct 21, 2009

The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.

S13 E1
★ 8.1

The Ring

Mar 11, 2009

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

S13 E2
★ 8.4

The Coon

Mar 18, 2009

“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.

S13 E3
★ 8.5

Margaritaville

Mar 25, 2009

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.

S13 E4
★ 6.5

Eat, Pray, Queef

Apr 1, 2009

Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

S13 E5
★ 8.8

Fishsticks

Apr 8, 2009

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

S13 E6
★ 7.8

Pinewood Derby

Apr 15, 2009

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

S13 E7
★ 8.1

Fatbeard

Apr 22, 2009

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

S13 E8
★ 7.7

Dead Celebrities

Oct 7, 2009

Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.

S13 E9
★ 8.8

Butters' Bottom Bitch

Oct 14, 2009

Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.

S13 E10
★ 8.2

W.T.F.

Oct 21, 2009

The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.

S13 E11
★ 8.1

Whale Whores

Oct 28, 2009

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

S13 E12
★ 8.1

The F Word

Nov 4, 2009

Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.

S13 E13
★ 8.1

Dances With Smurfs

Nov 11, 2009

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

S13 E14
★ 7.7

Pee

Nov 18, 2009

Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode Rating Range
8 ★ 8.6 14
★ 9.2 AWESOM-O
★ 8.1 You Got F'd in the A
11 ★ 8.5 14
★ 9.0 Imaginationland
★ 7.7 D-Yikes!
6 ★ 8.4 17
★ 9.4 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
★ 7.9 Freak Strike
5 ★ 8.4 14
★ 9.6 Scott Tenorman Must Die
★ 7.0 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
9 ★ 8.3 14
★ 9.1 The Death of Eric Cartman
★ 7.4 Wing
7 ★ 8.3 15
★ 9.2 Casa Bonita
★ 7.5 It's Christmas in Canada
10 ★ 8.3 14
★ 9.5 Make Love, Not Warcraft
★ 6.2 A Million Little Fibers
14 ★ 8.1 14
★ 8.7 Medicinal Fried Chicken
★ 6.8 Crippled Summer
13 ★ 8.1 14
★ 8.8 Fishsticks
★ 6.5 Eat, Pray, Queef
19 ★ 8.1 10
★ 8.8 Sponsored Content
★ 7.6 Stunning and Brave
4 ★ 8.0 17
★ 9.0 Cartman Joins NAMBLA
★ 6.6 Pip
17 ★ 8.0 10
★ 8.9 Black Friday
★ 6.8 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
12 ★ 7.9 14
★ 8.7 Major Boobage
★ 7.1 Britney's New Look
24 ★ 7.9 2
★ 8.3 The Pandemic Special
★ 7.5 South ParQ Vaccination Special
3 ★ 7.9 17
★ 8.7 Chinpokomon
★ 6.4 Jakovasaurs
18 ★ 7.9 10
★ 9.1 Grounded Vindaloop
★ 6.8 #HappyHolograms
1 ★ 7.9 13
★ 8.6 Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
★ 7.4 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
2 ★ 7.7 18
★ 8.4 Spookyfish
★ 6.2 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
15 ★ 7.7 14
★ 8.6 You're Getting Old
★ 6.3 Funnybot
26 ★ 7.6 6
★ 8.3 The Worldwide Privacy Tour
★ 6.5 Spring Break
23 ★ 7.6 10
★ 8.5 Band in China
★ 7.1 Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
22 ★ 7.6 10
★ 8.1 Dead Kids
★ 6.4 The Problem with a Poo
16 ★ 7.5 14
★ 8.3 Insecurity
★ 6.7 Jewpacabra
20 ★ 7.5 10
★ 8.1 Skank Hunt
★ 7.1 Oh, Jeez
21 ★ 7.4 10
★ 8.0 Put It Down
★ 6.8 White People Renovating Houses
25 ★ 7.3 6
★ 8.0 The Big Fix
★ 6.6 Back to the Cold War