Granville gets more than he bargained for with a cheap Christmas tree. Later, the shopkeeper holds a cozy drinks party where he and Gastric try to get Madge into the festive spirit.

Granville is having a sale, but only on old stock. Mrs Featherstone takes a fancy to a new resident in the street. Mavis comes up with a plan to invite Granville to her home for coffee.

Can Granville ensure that reluctant groom Kevin makes it to the ceremony this time?

Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to smarten up Gastric.

Romance is in the air as Granville woos Mavis, Gastric needs help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile, Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.

Granville's scheme to sell salami as an erotically charged new product comes unstuck.