★ 8.9

Seinfeld
Worst Episodes (Overall Rating: ★ 8.9)

Episode Ratings & Analysis

Explore the worst episodes of Seinfeld. Discover which episodes received lower ratings, understand what made them divisive, and see how they fit into the show's overall journey.

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

9 Seasons

180 Episodes

Ended

Comedy

Overall Rating

★ 8.9

9.0+ 8.0-9.0 7.0-8.0 6.0-7.0 <6.0

Season	Episode	Details	Rating
4	11	The Contest George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.	★ 9.5
5	22	The Opposite George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."	★ 9.5
7	6	The Soup Nazi Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.	★ 9.5
4	17	The Outing Elaine's prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.	★ 9.4
5	14	The Marine Biologist A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.	★ 9.2
5	21	The Hamptons In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?	★ 9.0
8	3	The Bizarro Jerry Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend.	★ 9.0
8	9	The Abstinence George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day.	★ 9.0
8	19	The Yada Yada George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose.	★ 9.0
9	6	The Merv Griffin Show Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.	★ 9.0

Season	Episode	Details	Rating
6	14	The Highlights of 100 (1) The first of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' ambitions and outside relationships; and George explaining the "show about nothing."	★ 6.9
3	4	The Dog Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.	★ 7.1
1	4	Male Unbonding Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.	★ 7.2
1	1	The Seinfeld Chronicles Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.	★ 7.3
1	3	The Robbery Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment in the hopes that she can then have Jerry’s place. Things are further complicated when George decides he wants the new place too.	★ 7.4
1	5	The Stock Tip After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend’s cats. Meanwhile,Jerry’s weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.	★ 7.4
2	10	The Baby Shower Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. The party begins. The cable guys come to install the hookup. Jerry's show gets canceled, so he returns to the apartment with George (who's prepared to confront the bad date). Jerry is the victim of his own confrontation.	★ 7.4
3	10	The Stranded Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.	★ 7.4
1	2	The Stake Out Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman's office with George so that he can “casually” bump into her.	★ 7.5
2	1	The Ex-Girlfriend George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.	★ 7.5

Season	Average Rating	Episodes	Best Episode	Worst Episode
8	★ 8.4	22	★ 9.0 The Bizarro Jerry	★ 7.7 The Money
7	★ 8.4	22	★ 9.5 The Soup Nazi	★ 7.7 The Friars Club
4	★ 8.4	23	★ 9.5 The Contest	★ 7.9 The Wallet
5	★ 8.4	21	★ 9.5 The Opposite	★ 7.6 The Stand-In
9	★ 8.2	22	★ 9.0 The Merv Griffin Show	★ 7.6 The Chronicle (1)
6	★ 8.2	23	★ 8.9 The Race	★ 6.9 The Highlights of 100 (1)
3	★ 8.2	22	★ 8.9 The Limo	★ 7.1 The Dog
2	★ 7.9	12	★ 8.6 The Chinese Restaurant	★ 7.4 The Baby Shower
1	★ 7.4	5	★ 7.5 The Stake Out	★ 7.2 Male Unbonding

Season	Episode	Details	Rating
1	1	The Seinfeld Chronicles Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.	★ 7.3
1	2	The Stake Out Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman's office with George so that he can “casually” bump into her.	★ 7.5
1	3	The Robbery Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment in the hopes that she can then have Jerry’s place. Things are further complicated when George decides he wants the new place too.	★ 7.4
1	4	Male Unbonding Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.	★ 7.2
1	5	The Stock Tip After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend’s cats. Meanwhile,Jerry’s weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.	★ 7.4
2	1	The Ex-Girlfriend George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.	★ 7.5
2	2	The Pony Remark Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.	★ 7.8
2	3	The Jacket Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friend's doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises she'll get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen on the street with him.	★ 8.2
2	4	The Phone Message George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.	★ 8.3
2	5	The Apartment Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the "man with a wedding band" theory of meeting women.	★ 7.7
2	6	The Statue Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one George's parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans to pick the statue up later but in the meantime he tells his parents about the replacement statue. Meanwhile the boyfriend of a bitter Finnish author (whose latest work Elaine is going to edit) is going to clean Jerry's apartment. When Jerry returns to his apartment it is cleaned beyond reason. Later when Jerry and Elaine are at the author's apartment, they see the statue on her mantelpiece. Getting it back may jeopardize Elaine's chance at being an editor, but save George from his parent's wrath.	★ 7.9
2	7	The Revenge George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesn't work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaine's help, tries to slip his boss "a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.	★ 8.2
2	8	The Heart Attack George thinks he's had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and he is interested in her tongue. George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramer's suggestion of going to a holistic healer. The healer's cure turns George purple and the ride to the hospital is delayed over a Chuckle.	★ 7.8
2	9	The Deal Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a system"; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes along.	★ 8.2
2	10	The Baby Shower Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. The party begins. The cable guys come to install the hookup. Jerry's show gets canceled, so he returns to the apartment with George (who's prepared to confront the bad date). Jerry is the victim of his own confrontation.	★ 7.4
2	11	The Chinese Restaurant Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.	★ 8.6
2	12	The Busboy George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboy's life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaine's houseguest.	★ 7.6
3	1	The Note Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.	★ 8.2
3	2	The Truth George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.	★ 7.7
3	3	The Pen Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.	★ 8.2
3	4	The Dog Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.	★ 7.1
3	5	The Library A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.	★ 8.5
3	6	The Parking Garage Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.	★ 8.7
3	7	The Cafe While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.	★ 8.3
3	8	The Tape George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.	★ 8.7
3	9	The Nose Job Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.	★ 7.9
3	10	The Stranded Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.	★ 7.4
3	11	The Alternate Side Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.	★ 8.2
3	12	The Red Dot An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.	★ 8.3
3	13	The Subway A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.	★ 8.7
3	14	The Pez Dispenser Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.	★ 8.4
3	15	The Suicide A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.	★ 7.5
3	16	The Fix-Up Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.	★ 8.4
3	17	The Boyfriend (1) Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.	★ 8.6
3	18	The Boyfriend (2) Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.	★ 0.0
3	19	The Limo Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.	★ 8.9
3	20	The Good Samaritan Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.	★ 7.9
3	21	The Letter Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.	★ 7.8
3	22	The Parking Space George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.	★ 8.2
3	23	The Keys Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.	★ 8.2
4	1	The Trip (1) Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramer's new friend becomes a victim.	★ 8.0
4	2	The Trip (2) Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant seeking his confession.	★ 8.3
4	3	The Pitch A show about "nothing" is George's pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.	★ 8.5
4	4	The Ticket Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.	★ 8.2
4	5	The Wallet Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating."	★ 7.9
4	6	The Watch The network president doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.	★ 8.0
4	7	The Bubble Boy A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving.	★ 8.7
4	8	The Cheever Letters Elaine's assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.	★ 8.5
4	9	The Opera The man who's threatening Jerry is the same Joe who's dating Elaine.	★ 8.2
4	10	The Virgin Jerry courts a woman with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man disagrees with Elaine.	★ 8.1
4	11	The Contest George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.	★ 9.5
4	12	The Airport On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit the right airport.	★ 8.9
4	13	The Pick Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to make up with Susan.	★ 8.5
4	14	The Movie The difficulties met by four persons trying to meet at one movie.	★ 8.1
4	15	The Visa A lawyer George dates could help Jerry's pal, who's facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramer's trip to Florida.	★ 8.0
4	16	The Shoes There's something about Elaine's shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry's TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.	★ 8.1
4	17	The Outing Elaine's prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.	★ 9.4
4	18	The Old Man Volunteering with seniors...Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his.	★ 8.0
4	19	The Implant Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman he's seeing; then Elaine changes her mind.	★ 8.6
4	20	The Junior Mint Jerry can't remember the name of his date, and he observes a splenectomy.	★ 8.7
4	21	The Smelly Car An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine.	★ 8.3
4	22	The Handicap Spot There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.	★ 8.2
4	23	The Pilot (1) Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.	★ 8.6
4	24	The Pilot (2) The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success.	★ 0.0
5	1	The Mango Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.	★ 8.5
5	2	The Puffy Shirt Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.	★ 8.8
5	3	The Glasses Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.	★ 8.3
5	4	The Sniffing Accountant Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.	★ 8.1
5	5	The Bris Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.	★ 8.0
5	6	The Lip Reader A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.	★ 8.4
5	7	The Non-Fat Yogurt Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.	★ 8.3
5	8	The Barber Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?	★ 8.3
5	9	The Masseuse Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.	★ 7.7
5	10	The Cigar Store Indian Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.	★ 8.4
5	11	The Conversion George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.	★ 8.1
5	12	The Stall George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.	★ 8.6
5	13	The Dinner Party A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.	★ 8.2
5	14	The Marine Biologist A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.	★ 9.2
5	15	The Pie A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.	★ 8.5
5	16	The Stand-In George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.	★ 7.6
5	17	The Wife Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.	★ 8.0
5	18	The Raincoats (1) Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."	★ 8.3
5	19	The Raincoats (2) The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.	★ 0.0
5	20	The Fire George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.	★ 8.6
5	21	The Hamptons In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?	★ 9.0
5	22	The Opposite George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."	★ 9.5
6	1	The Chaperone Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.	★ 7.9
6	2	The Big Salad Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.	★ 8.1
6	3	The Pledge Drive Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.	★ 8.2
6	4	The Chinese Woman Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.	★ 8.1
6	5	The Couch Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.	★ 8.0
6	6	The Gymnast His girl's mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt.	★ 8.2
6	7	The Soup Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic; Elaine has a beau who's no gentleman; George's way with words ends his relationship with a waitress.	★ 8.1
6	8	The Mom & Pop Store George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.	★ 8.0
6	9	The Secretary Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.	★ 8.0
6	10	The Race Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.	★ 8.9
6	11	The Switch George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket.	★ 8.9
6	12	The Label Maker George objects to his girlfriend's roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.	★ 8.5
6	13	The Scofflaw George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.	★ 8.0
6	14	The Highlights of 100 (1) The first of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' ambitions and outside relationships; and George explaining the "show about nothing."	★ 6.9
6	15	The Highlights of 100 (2) The conclusion of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' concern about their self-images. Also: the evolution of "the contest"; how "marine biologist" George saved a beached whale.	★ 0.0
6	16	The Beard A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose Place."	★ 8.2
6	17	The Kiss Hello A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.	★ 8.2
6	18	The Doorman Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor.	★ 8.2
6	19	The Jimmy A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of hanky-panky.	★ 8.9
6	20	The Doodle Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds.	★ 8.2
6	21	The Fusilli Jerry Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.	★ 8.7
6	22	The Diplomat's Club A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.	★ 8.0
6	23	The Face Painter Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.	★ 8.4
6	24	The Understudy Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she's being insulted in Korean.	★ 7.8
7	1	The Engagement Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.	★ 8.6
7	2	The Postponement Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.	★ 8.2
7	3	The Maestro A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.	★ 8.0
7	4	The Wink George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.	★ 8.6
7	5	The Hot Tub An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.	★ 8.5
7	6	The Soup Nazi Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.	★ 9.5
7	7	The Secret Code George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.	★ 8.4
7	8	The Pool Guy An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.	★ 8.3
7	9	The Sponge Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.	★ 8.2
7	10	The Gum Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.	★ 8.5
7	11	The Rye George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.	★ 8.8
7	12	The Caddy Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.	★ 8.6
7	13	The Seven Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.	★ 8.1
7	14	The Cadillac (1) George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.	★ 8.5
7	15	The Cadillac (2) George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.	★ 0.0
7	16	The Shower Head Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."	★ 8.4
7	17	The Doll Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.	★ 8.1
7	18	The Friars Club Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.	★ 7.7
7	19	The Wig Master Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.	★ 8.1
7	20	The Calzone George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.	★ 8.7
7	21	The Bottle Deposit (1) Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.	★ 8.6
7	22	The Bottle Deposit (2) While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.	★ 0.0
7	23	The Wait Out Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.	★ 8.2
7	24	The Invitations Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.	★ 8.5
8	1	The Foundation Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.	★ 8.1
8	2	The Soul Mate Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play.	★ 7.9
8	3	The Bizarro Jerry Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend.	★ 9.0
8	4	The Little Kicks Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime.	★ 8.9
8	5	The Package Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo.	★ 8.6
8	6	The Fatigues An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor.	★ 8.0
8	7	The Checks Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her.	★ 8.0
8	8	The Chicken Roaster George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.	★ 8.9
8	9	The Abstinence George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day.	★ 9.0
8	10	The Andrea Doria Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine.	★ 8.4
8	11	The Little Jerry George finds a new romance--in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.	★ 8.3
8	12	The Money Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.	★ 7.7
8	13	The Comeback Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor.	★ 8.5
8	14	The Van Buren Boys Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.	★ 7.9
8	15	The Susie Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker.	★ 8.6
8	16	The Pothole Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway.	★ 8.6
8	17	The English Patient Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.	★ 8.5
8	18	The Nap George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will.	★ 8.7
8	19	The Yada Yada George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose.	★ 9.0
8	20	The Millennium The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial.	★ 8.0
8	21	The Muffin Tops George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair.	★ 8.3
8	22	The Summer of George Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.	★ 8.5
9	1	The Butter Shave Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.	★ 8.3
9	2	The Voice Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.	★ 8.3
9	3	The Serenity Now George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.	★ 8.8
9	4	The Blood Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.	★ 8.1
9	5	The Junk Mail Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.	★ 7.9
9	6	The Merv Griffin Show Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.	★ 9.0
9	7	The Slicer George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.	★ 8.3
9	8	The Betrayal Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.	★ 8.9
9	9	The Apology Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.	★ 8.2
9	10	The Strike Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.	★ 8.7
9	11	The Dealership At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.	★ 8.4
9	12	The Reverse Peephole Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.	★ 8.2
9	13	The Cartoon An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.	★ 7.8
9	14	The Strong Box Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.	★ 8.0
9	15	The Wizard Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.	★ 7.8
9	16	The Burning Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.	★ 8.3
9	17	The Bookstore A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.	★ 8.1
9	18	The Frogger George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.	★ 8.7
9	19	The Maid Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.	★ 8.0
9	20	The Puerto Rican Day Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.	★ 7.9
9	21	The Chronicle (1) Part 1 of a two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons.	★ 7.6
9	22	The Chronicle (2) A two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons concludes.	★ 0.0
9	23	The Finale (1) The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.	★ 7.8
9	24	The Finale (2) Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."	★ 0.0