Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.