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★ 7.9
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Overall Rating

★ 7.9
S1 E14
#1
★ 7.9

The Man Birds

Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.

S2 E1
#2
★ 7.9

Wet Hot Demonic Summer

Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

S1 E9
#3
★ 7.8

Kill, Mark, Kill!

Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.

S2 E13
#4
★ 7.8

The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

S2 E3
#5
★ 7.6

Ride Me to Hell

When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

S2 E11
#6
★ 7.5

Journey to the Center of Twayne

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

S2 E4
#7
★ 7.4

G. I. Twayne

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

S2 E12
#8
★ 7.4

Any Given Workday

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

S1 E1
#9
★ 7.3

Pilot

A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

S1 E2
#10
★ 7.2

An American Werewolf in America

Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

S1 E2
#1
★ 7.2

An American Werewolf in America

Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

S1 E7
#2
★ 7.2

Kong of Queens

An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

S1 E12
#3
★ 7.2

Trolling for Terror

Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

S1 E1
#4
★ 7.3

Pilot

A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

S2 E4
#5
★ 7.4

G. I. Twayne

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

S2 E12
#6
★ 7.4

Any Given Workday

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

S2 E11
#7
★ 7.5

Journey to the Center of Twayne

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

S2 E3
#8
★ 7.6

Ride Me to Hell

When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

S1 E9
#9
★ 7.8

Kill, Mark, Kill!

Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.

S2 E13
#10
★ 7.8

The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

S1 E1
★ 7.3

Pilot

A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

S1 E2
★ 7.2

An American Werewolf in America

Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

S1 E3
★ 0.0

Demon Baby

Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.

S1 E4
★ 0.0

Blob Gets a Job

Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

S1 E5
★ 0.0

Treegasm

Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.

S1 E6
★ 0.0

So, You Want to be a Vampire

Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.

S1 E7
★ 7.2

Kong of Queens

An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

S1 E8
★ 0.0

Better Off Undead

Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.

S1 E9
★ 7.8

Kill, Mark, Kill!

Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.

S1 E10
★ 0.0

Sympathy for the Devil

Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.

S1 E11
★ 0.0

Hell for the Holidays

Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.

S1 E12
★ 7.2

Trolling for Terror

Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

S1 E13
★ 0.0

Soulsucker

Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.

S1 E14
★ 7.9

The Man Birds

Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.

S2 E1
★ 7.9

Wet Hot Demonic Summer

Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

S2 E2
★ 0.0

Callie and Her Sister

Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.

S2 E3
★ 7.6

Ride Me to Hell

When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

S2 E4
★ 7.4

G. I. Twayne

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

S2 E5
★ 0.0

The Ring of Powers

Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.

S2 E6
★ 0.0

Attack of Mark's Clone

Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.

S2 E7
★ 0.0

Wail Street

Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.

S2 E8
★ 0.0

Little Ship of Horrors

Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.

S2 E9
★ 0.0

Lilly and the Beast

Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.

S2 E10
★ 0.0

Mummy Dearest

Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.

S2 E11
★ 7.5

Journey to the Center of Twayne

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

S2 E12
★ 7.4

Any Given Workday

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

S2 E13
★ 7.8

The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

S2 E14
★ 0.0

Mark Loves Dick

Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.

S2 E15
★ 0.0

The Stalking Dead

Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.

S2 E16
★ 0.0

The Dork Knight

A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.

S2 E17
★ 0.0

Fools for Love

Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode Rating Range
2 ★ 7.6 6
★ 7.9 Wet Hot Demonic Summer
★ 7.4 G. I. Twayne
1 ★ 7.4 6
★ 7.9 The Man Birds
★ 7.2 An American Werewolf in America