Clarkson's Farm poster
★ 9.0
Clarkson's Farm poster

Overall Rating

★ 9.0
S2 E8
#1
★ 9.4

Climaxing

Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

S1 E8
#2
★ 9.2

Harvesting

After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

S2 E5
#3
★ 9.1

Council-ing

The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

S3 E8
#4
★ 9.1

Calculating

Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

S2 E7
#5
★ 9.0

Scheming

Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

S3 E4
#6
★ 9.0

Harrowing

Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

S2 E6
#7
★ 8.9

Counselling

The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

S3 E6
#8
★ 8.9

Mushrooming

Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

S1 E5
#9
★ 8.8

Pan (dem) icking

As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

S2 E2
#10
★ 8.8

Cowering

Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

S1 E1
#1
★ 8.4

Tractoring

Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm

S1 E4
#2
★ 8.5

Wilding

Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

S1 E6
#3
★ 8.5

Melting

Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

S2 E1
#4
★ 8.5

Surviving

Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

S1 E2
#5
★ 8.6

Sheeping

Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

S1 E3
#6
★ 8.6

Shopping

Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

S3 E1
#7
★ 8.6

Unfarming

We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

S3 E3
#8
★ 8.6

Jobbing

It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

S3 E7
#9
★ 8.6

Parking

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

S1 E7
#10
★ 8.7

Fluffing

As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

S1 E1
★ 8.4

Tractoring

Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm

S1 E2
★ 8.6

Sheeping

Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

S1 E3
★ 8.6

Shopping

Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

S1 E4
★ 8.5

Wilding

Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

S1 E5
★ 8.8

Pan (dem) icking

As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

S1 E6
★ 8.5

Melting

Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

S1 E7
★ 8.7

Fluffing

As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

S1 E8
★ 9.2

Harvesting

After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

S2 E1
★ 8.5

Surviving

Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

S2 E2
★ 8.8

Cowering

Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

S2 E3
★ 8.8

Schmoozing

Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

S2 E4
★ 8.8

Badgering

Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

S2 E5
★ 9.1

Council-ing

The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

S2 E6
★ 8.9

Counselling

The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

S2 E7
★ 9.0

Scheming

Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

S2 E8
★ 9.4

Climaxing

Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

S3 E1
★ 8.6

Unfarming

We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

S3 E2
★ 8.8

Porking

Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

S3 E3
★ 8.6

Jobbing

It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

S3 E4
★ 9.0

Harrowing

Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

S3 E5
★ 8.7

Healing

Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyone's spirits.

S3 E6
★ 8.9

Mushrooming

Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

S3 E7
★ 8.6

Parking

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

S3 E8
★ 9.1

Calculating

Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

Season Average Rating Episodes Best Episode Worst Episode Rating Range
2 ★ 8.9 8
★ 9.4 Climaxing
★ 8.5 Surviving
3 ★ 8.8 8
★ 9.1 Calculating
★ 8.6 Unfarming
1 ★ 8.7 8
★ 9.2 Harvesting
★ 8.4 Tractoring